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Announcer: We take you now to Kermit The Frog for another fast breaking news story.
(Kermit The Frog is in a place on Sesame Street that we've never seen. He's on a street corner talking to 3 women)
Kermit The Frog: So how lucky does (pulls out 1 dollar) 1 dollar get me?
3 Women: EW! (The 3 women walk away in disgust)
Kermit The Frog: What? Too much? (Kermit The Frog sees the camera) Oh hi ho Kermit The Frog here with an important announcement... The Backstreet Boys have NOT broken up and do not plan to break up. There that's it for (screaming can be heard in the background) Sesame Street (the screams get louder) Hold it I don't know if you can but I am hearing some screaming I better check out what it is (Kermit The Frog runs to whoever is screaming it is an AM voiced by Frank Oz. This AM resembles Rick Moranis)
Hi ho there, what's the matter?
AM: My plant refuses to grow for me (music starts to play)
Kermit The Frog: Do you know why?
AM: No
Kermit The Frog: Well... have given it sunshine? Have you given it dirt?
AM: Yes and it's givin' me nothin but heartache and hurt.
I've even begged it sweetly. When I' m down on my knees
Asking it to please grow for me
Kermit The Frog: Have you given it plant food to eat? Have you given it water to sip? Have you given it potash?
AM: Yes, yes and yes and in return. It's given me zip.
I've even misted it. And it's such a tease.
When it refuses to grow for me
Kermit The Frog: Have you given it southern exposure?
AM: It's still thrivin'
Kermit The Frog: Have you pinched it back hard like your supposed to?
AM: It's barely alive
Kermit The Frog: Have you tried it at levels of moisture from desert to mud
AM: (starting to sing) I've given it growlights and mineral supplements. (Kermit The Frog goes over to the plant looking at it)
What does it want from me? Blood? (the plant tries to eat Kermit The Frog)
Kermit The Frog: Whoo!
AM: (getting an idea) I've given you sunlight. I've given you nearly everything.
Seems like all you want me to do for you. Is to sing.
And feed you a frog, once in while if that'll make you please
(AM gives the plant to Kermit, then picks Kermit up and puts him in a box)
Now please, oh-oh-oh please, grow for me!
(the box starts to shake, Kermit starts to scream)
Kermit The Frog: This is Kermit The Frog, OW! reporting for, OW! Sesame Street News! OW!
(Kermit The Frog is in a place on Sesame Street that we've never seen. He's on a street corner talking to 3 women)
Kermit The Frog: So how lucky does (pulls out 1 dollar) 1 dollar get me?
3 Women: EW! (The 3 women walk away in disgust)
Kermit The Frog: What? Too much? (Kermit The Frog sees the camera) Oh hi ho Kermit The Frog here with an important announcement... The Backstreet Boys have NOT broken up and do not plan to break up. There that's it for (screaming can be heard in the background) Sesame Street (the screams get louder) Hold it I don't know if you can but I am hearing some screaming I better check out what it is (Kermit The Frog runs to whoever is screaming it is an AM voiced by Frank Oz. This AM resembles Rick Moranis)
Hi ho there, what's the matter?
AM: My plant refuses to grow for me (music starts to play)
Kermit The Frog: Do you know why?
AM: No
Kermit The Frog: Well... have given it sunshine? Have you given it dirt?
AM: Yes and it's givin' me nothin but heartache and hurt.
I've even begged it sweetly. When I' m down on my knees
Asking it to please grow for me
Kermit The Frog: Have you given it plant food to eat? Have you given it water to sip? Have you given it potash?
AM: Yes, yes and yes and in return. It's given me zip.
I've even misted it. And it's such a tease.
When it refuses to grow for me
Kermit The Frog: Have you given it southern exposure?
AM: It's still thrivin'
Kermit The Frog: Have you pinched it back hard like your supposed to?
AM: It's barely alive
Kermit The Frog: Have you tried it at levels of moisture from desert to mud
AM: (starting to sing) I've given it growlights and mineral supplements. (Kermit The Frog goes over to the plant looking at it)
What does it want from me? Blood? (the plant tries to eat Kermit The Frog)
Kermit The Frog: Whoo!
AM: (getting an idea) I've given you sunlight. I've given you nearly everything.
Seems like all you want me to do for you. Is to sing.
And feed you a frog, once in while if that'll make you please
(AM gives the plant to Kermit, then picks Kermit up and puts him in a box)
Now please, oh-oh-oh please, grow for me!
(the box starts to shake, Kermit starts to scream)
Kermit The Frog: This is Kermit The Frog, OW! reporting for, OW! Sesame Street News! OW!
