Sesame Street meets Shrek(4d show fanfic)

[muppet maniac]

PRESHOW
Cuts to a typical day on Sesame Street-Big Bird rollerskating, Cookie eating cookies, Oscar is watching everything thats going on, Ernie and Bert are on the stoop, Zoe is on the Zoemobile, Grover and a Honker are behind a counter at Hooper's Store, The Count is walking, Telly is on his pogostick...then it cuts to Shrek, Donkey and Fiona walking down the forest...but little do they know that they are being watched by someone...

Cuts to a dungeon where the Gingerbreadman, the three pigs, and Pinnochio are being held captive by the ghost of Lord Farcuad, who was watching the three friends on his magic mirror. He then hires henchmen...the seven deadly sins. He names them in order...until he gets to the last one

LF: You will be known as....uhh...Darth Vader.
Sin: Huh???
LF: Oh uh...Im sorry. I meant...Vanity. Yeah. Vanity.
Gingerbreadman: Mr Lucas is gonna kick someone's...
LF: YOU BREAD BOY! HUSH!

The magic mirror then gives out safety rules/advice.

Then, the show will start...

LF: Im gonna get you my little pretty...and your little donkey too!(does Dr Evil laugh)
(Seven deadly sins join in laughing)

I'll post more later.