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Incredibly, it's actually warmer outside than it is in my office! 
I wish I was outside...anyway, I thought I'd share this with y'all:
50 degrees - New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Scotland plant gardens.
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero - People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.
173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero - Microbial life starts to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?"
500 degrees below zero - H e l l freezes over. England wins the World Cup!
I wish I was outside...anyway, I thought I'd share this with y'all:50 degrees - New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Scotland plant gardens.
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming.
Zero degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero - People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.
173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 degrees below zero - Microbial life starts to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?"
500 degrees below zero - H e l l freezes over. England wins the World Cup!
