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Scooter: Welcome, again. Now, I am looking through my season four guest star scrapbook. (opens book) Here we have John Denver, Crystal Gayle, and that mime duo, Shields and Yarnell.
(cut to: The Garden Song, We Must Believe In Magic, and Make 'Em Laugh)
Fozzie bear: Hello, Scooter.
Scooter: Oh, hi, Fozzie.
Fozzie bear: Can I look through your scrapbook, too?
Scooter: Of course.
Fozzie Bear: (looking) Oh, this is nice.
Scooter: Yeah, it's a lot of our greatest guest stars.
Fozzie Bear: And here, we are looking at Linda lavin, Victor borge, and Dudley Moore.
(cut to: Beyond The Blue Horizon, Tchiakovsky, and Dudley Moore's closing number)
Gonzo: You're scrapbooks are great, Scooter.
Scooter: yeah, well, I've taken good care of them, unlike some of the others who have made scrapbooks for the guests.
Gonzo: hey, don't look at me. I thought they'd survive a cannon blasting.
Scooter: I wasn't refferring to you. I was refferring to Animal.
Animal: (waling by with mouth full of pages) Yummy!
Gonzo: Well, which guests are next?
Scooter: Dyan Cannon, Beverly Sills, and Lola Falona.
(cut to: Hey Big Spender, Pigoletto, and He's The Greatest Dancer)
Kermit: It's very amazing that you knew to include all of our guests.
Scooter: Well, I try my best.
Kermit: You've even managed to documents guest stars we had before you were hired.
Scooter: Yup, I'm that great.
Kermit: So, which guests are we looking at now?
Scooter: We are looking at Kenny Rogers, Arlo Gutherie, Phyllys George, and Jonathan Winters.
(cut to: The Gambler, Grocery Blues, There's no Buisness Like Showbuisness, and Jonathan Winter's comedy act)
Scooter: Now we are looking at the magic of Doug Henning, followed by Dizzy Gillipsie and Ann Murray.
(cut to: Doug Henning cutting a monster in half, Little Bit of Dis, and Ann Murray's conversation with Zoot)
Scooter: Oh, boy, here is the cast of Star Wars!
(cut to: You Are My Lucky Star/ When You Wish Upon a Star)
Scooter: Oh, boy, here's Liza Minelli. She participated in our murder mystery. Here is an excerpt from that mystery.
(cut to: Copa Cobanna)
Rowlf: So, Scooter, how's the scrapbook coming along?
Scooter: Swell! Now I am looking at two guest stars who were famous superheros, Christopher Reeve, AKA Superman, and Lynda Carter, AKA Wonderwoman.
Rowlf: uh, they weren't superheroes on the show.
Scooter: (sighs) I know.
Rowlf: And why'd you have to go and put in a photo of the Vet's Hospital skit that he did? It was embarrassing.
(cut to: Veterinarians Hospital with Christopher reeve, and Rubber Band Man)
Scooter: Now, let's see who is next... (turns page) Here comes Alan Arkin, Carol Channing, Andy Williams and Diane Ross.
(cut to: Pig, Jeepers Creepers, Andy Williams' medley with Kermit, and Reach Out and Touche)
Scooter: And that concludes season four guets stars. Next time, I'll look through my season five guest star scrapbook. Goodbye.
(cut to: The Garden Song, We Must Believe In Magic, and Make 'Em Laugh)
Fozzie bear: Hello, Scooter.
Scooter: Oh, hi, Fozzie.
Fozzie bear: Can I look through your scrapbook, too?
Scooter: Of course.
Fozzie Bear: (looking) Oh, this is nice.
Scooter: Yeah, it's a lot of our greatest guest stars.
Fozzie Bear: And here, we are looking at Linda lavin, Victor borge, and Dudley Moore.
(cut to: Beyond The Blue Horizon, Tchiakovsky, and Dudley Moore's closing number)
Gonzo: You're scrapbooks are great, Scooter.
Scooter: yeah, well, I've taken good care of them, unlike some of the others who have made scrapbooks for the guests.
Gonzo: hey, don't look at me. I thought they'd survive a cannon blasting.
Scooter: I wasn't refferring to you. I was refferring to Animal.
Animal: (waling by with mouth full of pages) Yummy!
Gonzo: Well, which guests are next?
Scooter: Dyan Cannon, Beverly Sills, and Lola Falona.
(cut to: Hey Big Spender, Pigoletto, and He's The Greatest Dancer)
Kermit: It's very amazing that you knew to include all of our guests.
Scooter: Well, I try my best.
Kermit: You've even managed to documents guest stars we had before you were hired.
Scooter: Yup, I'm that great.
Kermit: So, which guests are we looking at now?
Scooter: We are looking at Kenny Rogers, Arlo Gutherie, Phyllys George, and Jonathan Winters.
(cut to: The Gambler, Grocery Blues, There's no Buisness Like Showbuisness, and Jonathan Winter's comedy act)
Scooter: Now we are looking at the magic of Doug Henning, followed by Dizzy Gillipsie and Ann Murray.
(cut to: Doug Henning cutting a monster in half, Little Bit of Dis, and Ann Murray's conversation with Zoot)
Scooter: Oh, boy, here is the cast of Star Wars!
(cut to: You Are My Lucky Star/ When You Wish Upon a Star)
Scooter: Oh, boy, here's Liza Minelli. She participated in our murder mystery. Here is an excerpt from that mystery.
(cut to: Copa Cobanna)
Rowlf: So, Scooter, how's the scrapbook coming along?
Scooter: Swell! Now I am looking at two guest stars who were famous superheros, Christopher Reeve, AKA Superman, and Lynda Carter, AKA Wonderwoman.
Rowlf: uh, they weren't superheroes on the show.
Scooter: (sighs) I know.
Rowlf: And why'd you have to go and put in a photo of the Vet's Hospital skit that he did? It was embarrassing.
(cut to: Veterinarians Hospital with Christopher reeve, and Rubber Band Man)
Scooter: Now, let's see who is next... (turns page) Here comes Alan Arkin, Carol Channing, Andy Williams and Diane Ross.
(cut to: Pig, Jeepers Creepers, Andy Williams' medley with Kermit, and Reach Out and Touche)
Scooter: And that concludes season four guets stars. Next time, I'll look through my season five guest star scrapbook. Goodbye.