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Scooter: here we go with a round of guest star moments in my special scrap book. This scrapbook represents the best of every guest star who appeared in season 3.
Gonzo: (entering) Oh, a guets star scrapbook. I could use that as part of my act.
Scooter: Uh, maybe later, Gonzo. Why don't you go find yourself a knife that's been in a toaster or something.
Gonzo: okay, but first, let's look at the first pages.
Scooter: Oh, and these pages are beauties. We've got Kris Kristofferson and Rita Cooledge together, plus Leo Sayer and Roy Clark.
(cut to: A Song I Want to Sing, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, and Rocky Top)
Scooter: And now, I am looking at Gilda Radner and Pearl Bailey.
(cut to: Modern Major Mineral and Summertime)
Miss Piggy: So, who's next, Scooter?
Scooter: Oh, jean stapleton, Alice Cooper, Loretta Lynn, and Liberache.
Miss Piggy: oooooh.
(cut to: Jean Stapletons talk spot, Schools Out, You're Looking At Country, and an excerpt from Liberahce's bird tribute)
Kermit: Now what are we looking at?
Scooter: here are Marissa Berensen, Leslie Uggums, and Raquel Welch.
(cut to: You're Always Welcome At Our House, Love Will Keep us Together, and Someone Just Like You)
Scooter: When Spike Milligan was on our show, he sang it's a Small World.
(cut to: It's a Small World)
Kermit: Well, now I'm ready to see who we celebrate next.
Scooter: Now, we are appreciating Danny Kaye and James Coco.
The Swedish Chef: Oh, Duny Kay! He pwad my uwnkl.
Scooter: That's right, he did play your uncle.
(cut to: Danny Kaye as The Swedish Chef's uncle and Short People)
Scooter: and now here are helen ready and leslie ann warren.
(cut to: We'll Sing In The Sunshine and Beauty and the Beast)
Scooter: Now, I'm looking at pictures of Elke Sommers, Harry Belefonte, Sylvester Stallone, and Roger Miller.
(cut to: Animal Crackers, Banana Boat Song, A Bird In a Guilded Cage, and A Hat Like That)
Scooter: You know, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans appeared together on our show, and they did a great closing number together.
(cut to: Happy Trails)
Scooter: And now let's get this over with. Here are Lynn Redgrave and Cheryl Ladd.
(cut to: The dungeon scene from Robin Hood and I Enjoy Being a Girl)
Scooter: Well, that's it. I hope you had fun. Now on to season four guest stars.
Gonzo: (entering) Oh, a guets star scrapbook. I could use that as part of my act.
Scooter: Uh, maybe later, Gonzo. Why don't you go find yourself a knife that's been in a toaster or something.
Gonzo: okay, but first, let's look at the first pages.
Scooter: Oh, and these pages are beauties. We've got Kris Kristofferson and Rita Cooledge together, plus Leo Sayer and Roy Clark.
(cut to: A Song I Want to Sing, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, and Rocky Top)
Scooter: And now, I am looking at Gilda Radner and Pearl Bailey.
(cut to: Modern Major Mineral and Summertime)
Miss Piggy: So, who's next, Scooter?
Scooter: Oh, jean stapleton, Alice Cooper, Loretta Lynn, and Liberache.
Miss Piggy: oooooh.
(cut to: Jean Stapletons talk spot, Schools Out, You're Looking At Country, and an excerpt from Liberahce's bird tribute)
Kermit: Now what are we looking at?
Scooter: here are Marissa Berensen, Leslie Uggums, and Raquel Welch.
(cut to: You're Always Welcome At Our House, Love Will Keep us Together, and Someone Just Like You)
Scooter: When Spike Milligan was on our show, he sang it's a Small World.
(cut to: It's a Small World)
Kermit: Well, now I'm ready to see who we celebrate next.
Scooter: Now, we are appreciating Danny Kaye and James Coco.
The Swedish Chef: Oh, Duny Kay! He pwad my uwnkl.
Scooter: That's right, he did play your uncle.
(cut to: Danny Kaye as The Swedish Chef's uncle and Short People)
Scooter: and now here are helen ready and leslie ann warren.
(cut to: We'll Sing In The Sunshine and Beauty and the Beast)
Scooter: Now, I'm looking at pictures of Elke Sommers, Harry Belefonte, Sylvester Stallone, and Roger Miller.
(cut to: Animal Crackers, Banana Boat Song, A Bird In a Guilded Cage, and A Hat Like That)
Scooter: You know, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans appeared together on our show, and they did a great closing number together.
(cut to: Happy Trails)
Scooter: And now let's get this over with. Here are Lynn Redgrave and Cheryl Ladd.
(cut to: The dungeon scene from Robin Hood and I Enjoy Being a Girl)
Scooter: Well, that's it. I hope you had fun. Now on to season four guest stars.