Scooter presents The Muppet Show Season 2 Guest Star Moments

[minor muppetz]

Scooter: Hello, there. I have just found my scrap book for all of the season two guest stars. Let's look through it. (opens book) Oh, it's four guest stars: Don Knotts, Zero Mostel, Milton Berle, and Rich Little!

(cut to: Beast of the Week, What Do The Simple Folk Do?, Milton berle's Monologue, and Rich Little being interviewed by the press)

Kermit: Hi ho, Scooter.
Scooter: Hiya, chief!
Kermit: I see you've found you're scrapbook.
Scooter: That's right. Right now I'm looking at Judy Collins. She sang There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly.
Kermit: yeah, and I'm a bit jealous of that old lady.

(cut to: There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly)

Robin: Hello, Scooter.
Scooter: Hello, Robin.
Robin: Which guests are you at?
Scooter: Oh, right now, I'm looking at Nancy Walker, Edgar Bergen, and Steve Martin.
Robin: (dissapointed) Oh, three guests who I did nothing with.

(cut to: Fozzie's diner sketch, Consider Yourself, Fozzie's conversation with Edgar Bergan and Mortimer Snerd, and Steve Martin's closing number)

Scooter: And now, here's Madeline Kahn, George Burns, and Dom Deluise.

(cut to: The Park Sketch, Last Train Home, It All Depends On You, and The Monster Adoption Agency)

Miss Piggy: So, scooter, which guest are you at now?
Scooter: Now, I'm looking at Rudolph Nureya.
Miss Piggy: oooh! (looks at picture) But all I see is him dancing with a pig who isn't moi.
Scooter: Yep.
Miss Piggy: i don't see any pictures from his act with me.
Scooter: Well, I don't really like that act.
Miss Piggy: What?! HiiiYa! (karate chops Scooter)

(cut to: Swine Lake and Baby It's Cold Outside)

Scooter: Well, moving on to something safer.... (turns page) here are Bernedette Peters, Julie Andrews, Elton John, and Cleo Lane.

(cut to: Just One Person, I Whistle a Happy Tune, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, and Ain't Got That Swing)

Scooter: And now, here are Jaye P. Morgan, Peter Sellers, Petula Clark, and Bob Hope.

(cut to: That Old Black Magic, Kermit's dressing room converation with Peter Sellers, Tomorrow, and Bob Hope's closing number)

Link Hogthrob: Are we done yet?
Scooter: oh, no, Link. We've still got ways to go.
Link Hogthrob: This page has pages from an autograph book.
Scooter: That's right Link. It's pages from teressa brewers autograph book.

(cut to: Teresa Brewer showing Kermit her autograph book)

Scooter: And now, finally, here are the last two guests, John Cleese and Cloris Leachman.

(cut to: To Dream The Impossible Dream and Just In Time)

Scooter: And that is my season 2 guest star scrap book. Now, down to the storage dungeon to find my season 3 guest star scrap book.

 

[minor muppetz]

Oops, I just realized that I forgot to include a Lou Rawls clip. A revision will occur shortly...

 

[minor muppetz]

here comes the revision, with one percent more footage!

Scooter: Hello, there. I have just found my scrap book for all of the season two guest stars. Let's look through it. (opens book) Oh, it's four guest stars: Don Knotts, Zero Mostel, Milton Berle, and Rich Little!

(cut to: Beast of the Week, What Do The Simple Folk Do?, Milton berle's Monologue, and Rich Little being interviewed by the press)

Kermit: Hi ho, Scooter.
Scooter: Hiya, chief!
Kermit: I see you've found you're scrapbook.
Scooter: That's right. Right now I'm looking at Judy Collins. She sang There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly.
Kermit: yeah, and I'm a bit jealous of that old lady.

(cut to: There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly)

Robin: Hello, Scooter.
Scooter: Hello, Robin.
Robin: Which guests are you at?
Scooter: Oh, right now, I'm looking at Nancy Walker, Edgar Bergen, and Steve Martin.
Robin: (dissapointed) Oh, three guests who I did nothing with.

(cut to: Fozzie's diner sketch, Consider Yourself, Fozzie's conversation with Edgar Bergan and Mortimer Snerd, and Steve Martin's closing number)

Scooter: And now, here's Madeline Kahn, George Burns, and Dom Deluise.

(cut to: The Park Sketch, Last Train Home, It All Depends On You, and The Monster Adoption Agency)

Miss Piggy: So, scooter, which guest are you at now?
Scooter: Now, I'm looking at Rudolph Nureya.
Miss Piggy: oooh! (looks at picture) But all I see is him dancing with a pig who isn't moi.
Scooter: Yep.
Miss Piggy: i don't see any pictures from his act with me.
Scooter: Well, I don't really like that act.
Miss Piggy: What?! HiiiYa! (karate chops Scooter)

(cut to: Swine Lake and Baby It's Cold Outside)

Scooter: Well, moving on to something safer.... (turns page) here are Bernedette Peters, Julie Andrews, Elton John, Lou Rawls, and Cleo Lane.

(cut to: Just One Person, I Whistle a Happy Tune, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Groovy People, and Ain't Got That Swing)

Scooter: And now, here are Jaye P. Morgan, Peter Sellers, Petula Clark, and Bob Hope.

(cut to: That Old Black Magic, Kermit's dressing room converation with Peter Sellers, Tomorrow, and Bob Hope's closing number)

Link Hogthrob: Are we done yet?
Scooter: oh, no, Link. We've still got ways to go.
Link Hogthrob: This page has pages from an autograph book.
Scooter: That's right Link. It's pages from teressa brewers autograph book.

(cut to: Teresa Brewer showing Kermit her autograph book)

Scooter: And now, finally, here are the last two guests, John Cleese and Cloris Leachman.

(cut to: To Dream The Impossible Dream and Just In Time)

Scooter: And that is my season 2 guest star scrap book. Now, down to the storage dungeon to find my season 3 guest star scrap book.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Very wonderful. I hope season two comes out on schedule. I'd love to see all these moments again.