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parody of "Air"
sung by America's favorite game show host muppet, Guy Smiley! (Jim Henson)
Lyrics by Mike Alan Baldasare
(The scene is the ocean. The little purple anything muppet boy is brushing the whale's teeth while the blue anything muppet father watches him.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Hey, dad, this chore is too hard.
FATHER: Yeah, I know. But just brush someone's teeth.
BOY: Well, who?
FATHER: The whale.
BOY: What?
FATHER: The whale! You need to brush the whale's teeth!
(Guy Smiley crashes through the left buildings to boy and father as music starts playing)
GUY SMILEY: Did somebody say 'sale'?
BOTH BOY & DAD: No!
FATHER: I said-
BOTH BOY & DAD: Whale!
GUY SMILEY:
(SUNG)
Listen all you people
We've got something very special
It's the price where you have to buy anything you want
But some things are expensive and some of them don't
It's the place where you want to go on sale
Oh yes, on sale, sale, sale
You can sell things to people
Sale, sale, sale
Like automobiles and clothes
Sale, sale, sale
If you want to go on sale
You can visit us online to shop anything you want!
(Leaves, music ends.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Who was that guy?
FATHER: I don't know, but let's keep working.
BOY: But, dad, don't you want to hear my tale about this whale?
FATHER: What?
BOY: Tale!
(Guy Smiley crashes loudly through the right buildings to boy and father as music plays again)
GUY SMILEY: Did somebody say 'sale'?
BOTH BOY & FATHER: No!
BOY: I said-
BOTH BOY & FATHER: Tale!
GUY SMILEY:
(SUNG)
Oh you can use the money to spend anything you want
But you've got to use it for vacations or sports
But sale is the most greatest thing of all
Because you have to sell people anything they want
Price for you, price for me
Price for everyone!
Oh yes and sale is the greatest thing to do
And money is the best way for keeping you rich
If you sale anything to anybody you want
You will be a rich, rich person like me
Oh yes, on sale, sale, sale
You can sell things to people
Sale, sale, sale
Like automobiles and clothes
Sale, sale, sale
If you want to go on sale
You can visit us online to shop anything you want!
Oh, yes, you can visit us online to shop anything you want!
(Leaves with laughter. Music ends.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Does that guy had to do the same thing over again?
FATHER: I don't know, but if you don't finish brushing the whale's teeth, you will be a fail.
BOY: What?
FATHER: You will be a fail!
(We hear loud explosions exploding and fireworks shooting from the sky as music is still playing)
BOTH BOY & FATHER: Oh, no!!
END OF SKETCH
parody of "Air"
sung by America's favorite game show host muppet, Guy Smiley! (Jim Henson)
Lyrics by Mike Alan Baldasare
(The scene is the ocean. The little purple anything muppet boy is brushing the whale's teeth while the blue anything muppet father watches him.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Hey, dad, this chore is too hard.
FATHER: Yeah, I know. But just brush someone's teeth.
BOY: Well, who?
FATHER: The whale.
BOY: What?
FATHER: The whale! You need to brush the whale's teeth!
(Guy Smiley crashes through the left buildings to boy and father as music starts playing)
GUY SMILEY: Did somebody say 'sale'?
BOTH BOY & DAD: No!
FATHER: I said-
BOTH BOY & DAD: Whale!
GUY SMILEY:
(SUNG)
Listen all you people
We've got something very special
It's the price where you have to buy anything you want
But some things are expensive and some of them don't
It's the place where you want to go on sale
Oh yes, on sale, sale, sale
You can sell things to people
Sale, sale, sale
Like automobiles and clothes
Sale, sale, sale
If you want to go on sale
You can visit us online to shop anything you want!
(Leaves, music ends.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Who was that guy?
FATHER: I don't know, but let's keep working.
BOY: But, dad, don't you want to hear my tale about this whale?
FATHER: What?
BOY: Tale!
(Guy Smiley crashes loudly through the right buildings to boy and father as music plays again)
GUY SMILEY: Did somebody say 'sale'?
BOTH BOY & FATHER: No!
BOY: I said-
BOTH BOY & FATHER: Tale!
GUY SMILEY:
(SUNG)
Oh you can use the money to spend anything you want
But you've got to use it for vacations or sports
But sale is the most greatest thing of all
Because you have to sell people anything they want
Price for you, price for me
Price for everyone!
Oh yes and sale is the greatest thing to do
And money is the best way for keeping you rich
If you sale anything to anybody you want
You will be a rich, rich person like me
Oh yes, on sale, sale, sale
You can sell things to people
Sale, sale, sale
Like automobiles and clothes
Sale, sale, sale
If you want to go on sale
You can visit us online to shop anything you want!
Oh, yes, you can visit us online to shop anything you want!
(Leaves with laughter. Music ends.)
(SPOKEN)
BOY: Does that guy had to do the same thing over again?
FATHER: I don't know, but if you don't finish brushing the whale's teeth, you will be a fail.
BOY: What?
FATHER: You will be a fail!
(We hear loud explosions exploding and fireworks shooting from the sky as music is still playing)
BOTH BOY & FATHER: Oh, no!!
END OF SKETCH
