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Rowlf: Hello, again. Welcome to another edition of The Muppet Show Music Request Show, in which I take requests from members of The Muppet Show cast and crew and play songs from The Muppet Show, depending on what season I'm promoting. Anyway, if you liked yesterdays show then you'll probably love todays show even better because I'm taking requests for songs from the second season, which many people beleive is superior to the first season. And now, here are our top two requests!
(cut to Happy Feet and Just One Person)
Rowlf: I really like those songs. I hope they don't get cut from the second season box set. Anyway, I am taking calls right now!
Fozzie: Hello, can you play The Windmills of Your Mind and Top Banana?
Rowlf: Can I?
Fozzie: (moaning) Oh, no, you don't know if you can...
Rowlf: Uh, Fozzie, I was just making a joke, of course I can play them.
Fozzie: Well, if you are just joking, then those two old guys from the balcony should be heckling you soon. Wocka wocka!
(cut to Fozzie's requests)
Rowlf: Next call, please!
Statler: hello, Rowlf.
Waldorf: We've got a request.
Rowlf: Oh, it's those two old guys from the balcony. Let me guess, you want to request that I end this show now, right?
Waldorf: No, as sponsors we just want to promote our web show, From The Balcony, at Movies.Com.
Statler: Actually, we're not really sponsors, but a little free publicity never hurtt us.
Waldorf: Oh, and we also want to request our number, The Varsity Drag.
Rowlf: Okay. here are Statler and waldorf with The Varsity Drag!
(cut to their request)
Sweetums: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Oh, hi, Sweetums.
Sweetums: I have two requests: We've Got Each Other, with me and Robin, and I Whistle a Happy Tune, with Julie Andrews.
Rowlf: Okay, here they are!
(cut to Sweetums' requests)
Rowlf: Next!
Scooter: Hello, I would like you to play Any Old Iron, Take a Little One Step, and Don't Go breaking My heart.
Rowlf: Right on!
Scooter: Uh, is this Rowlf or Dr. Teeth?
(cut to Scooter's requests)
Rowlf: And now, I will play some of my favorties.
(cut to Smoke Get's In Your Eyes, Quente le Gustas, Somebody Stole My Gal, and Show me a Rose)
Rowlf: And now, back to the requests.
Kermit: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hey, it's Kermit! We've got a celebrity calling me!
Kermit: Oh, and the other muppets aren't celebrities?
Rowlf: Well, maybe not Sweetums, but...
Kermit: Anyway, I've got some requests.
Rowlf: Tell me your requests.
Kermit: Bein' Green, with me, New York State of Mind, with Floyd Pepper, and There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, with Judy Collins, though I am a bit jealous of the old lady...
Rowlf: Okay, okay, here are Kermit the Frog's requests!
(cut to Kermit's requests)
Gonzo: Hello, Rowlf, I've got two requests, one, two, they are not for pests, one, two...
Rowlf: Uh, Gonzo, get to the point.
Gonzo: Well, i'd like to request baby face, with the chickens, and Down At Papa Joe's, with the chickens playing a piano.
Rowlf: Fine. And now here is somethign for all you chickens, roosters, and, uh, whatevers out there!
(cut to Gonzo's requests)
Crazy Harry: hey, Rowlf, can you play Don't Blame the Dynamite?
Rowlf: Okay, here is Don't Blame the Dynamite...
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'Dynamite'!?
Rowlf: Oh, no...
(Crazy Harry presses down on his plunger and somehow blows up Rowlf, even though they are not in the same place)
Janice: Rowlf, I would rully like it if you played Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road with Elton John, fer sure!
Rowlf: Okay, here is Elton John!
(cut to Janice's request)
Miss piggy: Moi has two requests.
Rowlf: What are your requests?
Miss Piggy: Moi would like to hear two songs that Moi did with Kermie, Waiting at The Church and Ukelelee lady.
Rowlf: Okay.
Miss Piggy: Oh, and what's up with Janice making a request before me?
Rowlf: That's the fault of the writer.
Miss Piggy: Well, then I am just going to have to karate chop that writer...
(cut to Miss Piggy's requests)
Robin: Hey, Rowlf, I have a request.
Rowlf: What's that?
Robin: I'm five.
Rowlf: Really? I thought you were older.
Robin: No, the song.
Rowlf: Oh, alright, here is Robin's request, I'm Five
Robin: You are?
(cut to Robin's request)
Bunsen: Hello, Rowlf.
Beaker: Mee mee.
Bunsen: We would like it if you played Time in a Bottle.
Rowlf: Okay.
(cut to their request)
Floyd: hey, man, what's happenin'?
Rowlf: Well, the show is almost over. Do you have any requests?
Floyd: Yeah, man, I'd like you to play Groovy people with Lou Raws and Wild Thing with that wild thing...
Rowlf: You mena Janice?
Floyd: No, I mean Animal, though Janice is kinda....
Rowlf: (quickly interrupting) Uh, here are Floyd's requests!
(cut to Floyd's requests)
Rowlf: And now, it is time to end the show. We have time for one more song, but the phone is now dead, so here is my last request, We Got Us, with Dom Deluise!
(cut to Rowlf's request)
Rowlf: And there you have it. Tune in next time when I take requests for the ebst songs of the third season.
(cut to Happy Feet and Just One Person)
Rowlf: I really like those songs. I hope they don't get cut from the second season box set. Anyway, I am taking calls right now!
Fozzie: Hello, can you play The Windmills of Your Mind and Top Banana?
Rowlf: Can I?
Fozzie: (moaning) Oh, no, you don't know if you can...
Rowlf: Uh, Fozzie, I was just making a joke, of course I can play them.
Fozzie: Well, if you are just joking, then those two old guys from the balcony should be heckling you soon. Wocka wocka!
(cut to Fozzie's requests)
Rowlf: Next call, please!
Statler: hello, Rowlf.
Waldorf: We've got a request.
Rowlf: Oh, it's those two old guys from the balcony. Let me guess, you want to request that I end this show now, right?
Waldorf: No, as sponsors we just want to promote our web show, From The Balcony, at Movies.Com.
Statler: Actually, we're not really sponsors, but a little free publicity never hurtt us.
Waldorf: Oh, and we also want to request our number, The Varsity Drag.
Rowlf: Okay. here are Statler and waldorf with The Varsity Drag!
(cut to their request)
Sweetums: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Oh, hi, Sweetums.
Sweetums: I have two requests: We've Got Each Other, with me and Robin, and I Whistle a Happy Tune, with Julie Andrews.
Rowlf: Okay, here they are!
(cut to Sweetums' requests)
Rowlf: Next!
Scooter: Hello, I would like you to play Any Old Iron, Take a Little One Step, and Don't Go breaking My heart.
Rowlf: Right on!
Scooter: Uh, is this Rowlf or Dr. Teeth?
(cut to Scooter's requests)
Rowlf: And now, I will play some of my favorties.
(cut to Smoke Get's In Your Eyes, Quente le Gustas, Somebody Stole My Gal, and Show me a Rose)
Rowlf: And now, back to the requests.
Kermit: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hey, it's Kermit! We've got a celebrity calling me!
Kermit: Oh, and the other muppets aren't celebrities?
Rowlf: Well, maybe not Sweetums, but...
Kermit: Anyway, I've got some requests.
Rowlf: Tell me your requests.
Kermit: Bein' Green, with me, New York State of Mind, with Floyd Pepper, and There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, with Judy Collins, though I am a bit jealous of the old lady...
Rowlf: Okay, okay, here are Kermit the Frog's requests!
(cut to Kermit's requests)
Gonzo: Hello, Rowlf, I've got two requests, one, two, they are not for pests, one, two...
Rowlf: Uh, Gonzo, get to the point.
Gonzo: Well, i'd like to request baby face, with the chickens, and Down At Papa Joe's, with the chickens playing a piano.
Rowlf: Fine. And now here is somethign for all you chickens, roosters, and, uh, whatevers out there!
(cut to Gonzo's requests)
Crazy Harry: hey, Rowlf, can you play Don't Blame the Dynamite?
Rowlf: Okay, here is Don't Blame the Dynamite...
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'Dynamite'!?
Rowlf: Oh, no...
(Crazy Harry presses down on his plunger and somehow blows up Rowlf, even though they are not in the same place)
Janice: Rowlf, I would rully like it if you played Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road with Elton John, fer sure!
Rowlf: Okay, here is Elton John!
(cut to Janice's request)
Miss piggy: Moi has two requests.
Rowlf: What are your requests?
Miss Piggy: Moi would like to hear two songs that Moi did with Kermie, Waiting at The Church and Ukelelee lady.
Rowlf: Okay.
Miss Piggy: Oh, and what's up with Janice making a request before me?
Rowlf: That's the fault of the writer.
Miss Piggy: Well, then I am just going to have to karate chop that writer...
(cut to Miss Piggy's requests)
Robin: Hey, Rowlf, I have a request.
Rowlf: What's that?
Robin: I'm five.
Rowlf: Really? I thought you were older.
Robin: No, the song.
Rowlf: Oh, alright, here is Robin's request, I'm Five
Robin: You are?
(cut to Robin's request)
Bunsen: Hello, Rowlf.
Beaker: Mee mee.
Bunsen: We would like it if you played Time in a Bottle.
Rowlf: Okay.
(cut to their request)
Floyd: hey, man, what's happenin'?
Rowlf: Well, the show is almost over. Do you have any requests?
Floyd: Yeah, man, I'd like you to play Groovy people with Lou Raws and Wild Thing with that wild thing...
Rowlf: You mena Janice?
Floyd: No, I mean Animal, though Janice is kinda....
Rowlf: (quickly interrupting) Uh, here are Floyd's requests!
(cut to Floyd's requests)
Rowlf: And now, it is time to end the show. We have time for one more song, but the phone is now dead, so here is my last request, We Got Us, with Dom Deluise!
(cut to Rowlf's request)
Rowlf: And there you have it. Tune in next time when I take requests for the ebst songs of the third season.
