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Rowlf: Welcome again to The Muppet Show Music Request Show. You may know me as Rowlf, and that's right, I am Rowlf. Anyway, I've gotten such positive feedback that the station manager has given me a higher budget, so now I can have other people in thes studio as opposed to just over the phone and in clips. So tonight, I will have an interview with Zoot, I will be interviewed by The Newsman, and I will have to leave early for an appointment at the vet, so I will get replaced by a surprise guest speaker.
Beauregard: (carrying a speaker) Oh, so you know about the speaker from the R.D. Guest Company which we were going to surprise you with...
Rowlf: Uh, no, and I didn't know about the R.D. Guest Company, or it's speakers, but I meant that a surprise guest star will be replacing me when I leave to go to the vet.
Beauregard: Oh. (leaves)
Rowlf: And now, we've surveyed a lot of people, and here is the person who did the surveys, Scooter, to present us with the top three most-requested songs.
(cut to a restroom where Scooter is)
Scooter: Well, I've surveyed a lot of fans, and the three most-requested songs are Octopuses Garden, Mad About the Frog, and The Rhyming Song. And here they are now!
(cut to those clips)
Rowlf: And now I am taking requests.
Louis Kazagger: Hello, I'd like two medium pepperoni pizza's, please.
Rowlf: Uh, Louis, this is a request show, not a pizza delivery place.
Louis Kazagger: Oops, but as long as I'm on the line, I'd like to request Hey There Good Times with leslie Uggum.
Rowlf: No problem!
(cut to Louis Kazaggers request)
Rowlf: Okay, time for the next request...
Uncle Deadley: Greetings! I would like to request Schools Out For Summer with Alice Cooper.
Rowlf: Uh, whatever you say, I guess.
(cut to Uncle Deadley's request)
Bobby Benson: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hi, Mr. Benson.
Bobby Benson: Could you play Pensylvania 6-5000, with my baby band?
Rowlf: of course.
(cut to Bobby Bensons request)
Link Hogthrob: Hi, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hello, Link.
Link Hogthrob: I'm in the mood for some country. Could you play Rocky Top with Roy Clark?
Rowlf: Yes I can.
(cut to Link's request)
Rowlf: Well, have you guessed who my surprise guest speaker will be? Well, if you haven't, then you'll just have to keep on waiting. But now, it's time for me to interview Zoot. How are ya, Zoot?
(Zoot is sleeping)
Rowlf: Uh, Zoot, you've got to wake up.
Zoot: (waking) huh...uh.. Where am I?
Rowlf: You're on The Muppet Show Music Request Show. So, how long have you been playing the sax?
Zoot: I don't know that song...
Rowlf: No, I meant how long have you been playing your saxaphone?
Zoot: Oh, uh, how long have I not been here?
Rowlf: Okay, this interview is over. By the way, do you have any requests?
Zoot: Yes, I would like to request Someone Just Like You with Raquel Welch.
(cut to Zoot's request)
Rowlf: Okay, I'm taking more calls now.
Annie Sue: Hey, Rowlf, would you play You Make Me Feel Like Dancing with Leo Sayer?
Rowlf: Certainly.
(cut to Annie Sue's request)
Kermit: Hey, Rowlf, congraduations on your third show.
Rowlf: Thanks, Kermit.
Kermit: Will you play There's a New Sound with Scooter and Turn The World Around with Harry Belefonte?
(cut to Kermit's requests, the secodn of which starts messing up and freezing as the main cast comes on-stage)
Rowlf: Oh, looks like our tape player is messing up. So, in the meantime, I'll let The Newsman interview me.
Newsman: Hello, Rowlf. So, how did you get your job as DJ of this show?
Rowlf: Oh, I got an offer. I was one of three muppets considered for the job.
Newsman: Who were the other two?
Rowlf: Dr. Teeth and Sgt. Floyd Pepper.
Newsman: Why do you think they finally chose you over the other musicians?
Rowlf: Probably because I have much more expanded musical taste. Dr. Teeth and Floyd mostly like rock, with a bit of rap and jazz, but I like rock, rap, jazz, polka, classical, country, and all other kinds of music. I like music that isn't just groovy.
Newsman: Oh, I see. I have one last question: Who is your surprise guest speaker?
Rowlf: I am not telling you untill he enters the building.
newsman: can't you just give me a hint?
Rowlf: ou said you had just one more question. Because of this, I won't take your requests.
Newsman: Well, I care more about the speaker. is it Gladys?
Rowlf: Will you get out of here!
Newsman: Is it Robin?
Rowlf: Out! Out! Out!
(the newsman finally leaves)
Rowlf: Moving right along, I thought I'd play some of my all-time favorites.
(cut to Staying Alive, Jogging, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow)
Rowlf: And now it is time for my guest speaker. Here he is, The swedish Chef!
Swedish Chef: Ollo, ollo, thunk yoo.
Rowlf: You know how to do tis show, right?
Swedish Chef: Rite, rite.
Rowlf: And remember, you promised not to cook the records.
Swedish Chef: Oh, yuh yuh yuh. uvryfings undt cuntreel.
Rowlf: Good. (leaves)
Swedish Chef: Oh rite, I am tuking reqoots nuw.
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee.
Swedish Chef: Ollo, Beaker, wud soon wood yoo lic me tu ploo?
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee.
Swedish Chef: Oh good chuce. Loodies und gentmun, heer ziz sumperdim.
(cut to Summertime)
Sam the Eagle: Listen up, you Swedish Chef, I would like to request some songs about some american states, namely Alabama Bound and Oklahoma.
Swedish Chef: Yoo got eed.
(cut to Sam's request)
Miss Piggy: Oh, chef, will you play I Enjoy Being a Girl, starring me and Cheryl Ladd?
Swedish Chef: Uff course.
(cut to Piggy's request)
Thog: Hey, chef, can you do me a favor and play Short People?
Swedish Chef: Shoort pooble? How shoort?
(cut to Thog's request)
Dr. Teeth: Hey, man, can you play Welcome To My Nightmare with Alice Cooper?
Swedish Chef: Sure.
(cut to Dr. Teeth's request)
Swedish Chef: Und nuw, here are zee wast fweee sungs fer da ebning.
(cut to You're Always Welcome at Our House, The Lullaby of Broadway, and We'll Sing in The Sunshine)
Swedish Chef: Goodnite. I hoop yooo endoed da shooo tunut.
Beauregard: (carrying a speaker) Oh, so you know about the speaker from the R.D. Guest Company which we were going to surprise you with...
Rowlf: Uh, no, and I didn't know about the R.D. Guest Company, or it's speakers, but I meant that a surprise guest star will be replacing me when I leave to go to the vet.
Beauregard: Oh. (leaves)
Rowlf: And now, we've surveyed a lot of people, and here is the person who did the surveys, Scooter, to present us with the top three most-requested songs.
(cut to a restroom where Scooter is)
Scooter: Well, I've surveyed a lot of fans, and the three most-requested songs are Octopuses Garden, Mad About the Frog, and The Rhyming Song. And here they are now!
(cut to those clips)
Rowlf: And now I am taking requests.
Louis Kazagger: Hello, I'd like two medium pepperoni pizza's, please.
Rowlf: Uh, Louis, this is a request show, not a pizza delivery place.
Louis Kazagger: Oops, but as long as I'm on the line, I'd like to request Hey There Good Times with leslie Uggum.
Rowlf: No problem!
(cut to Louis Kazaggers request)
Rowlf: Okay, time for the next request...
Uncle Deadley: Greetings! I would like to request Schools Out For Summer with Alice Cooper.
Rowlf: Uh, whatever you say, I guess.
(cut to Uncle Deadley's request)
Bobby Benson: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hi, Mr. Benson.
Bobby Benson: Could you play Pensylvania 6-5000, with my baby band?
Rowlf: of course.
(cut to Bobby Bensons request)
Link Hogthrob: Hi, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Hello, Link.
Link Hogthrob: I'm in the mood for some country. Could you play Rocky Top with Roy Clark?
Rowlf: Yes I can.
(cut to Link's request)
Rowlf: Well, have you guessed who my surprise guest speaker will be? Well, if you haven't, then you'll just have to keep on waiting. But now, it's time for me to interview Zoot. How are ya, Zoot?
(Zoot is sleeping)
Rowlf: Uh, Zoot, you've got to wake up.
Zoot: (waking) huh...uh.. Where am I?
Rowlf: You're on The Muppet Show Music Request Show. So, how long have you been playing the sax?
Zoot: I don't know that song...
Rowlf: No, I meant how long have you been playing your saxaphone?
Zoot: Oh, uh, how long have I not been here?
Rowlf: Okay, this interview is over. By the way, do you have any requests?
Zoot: Yes, I would like to request Someone Just Like You with Raquel Welch.
(cut to Zoot's request)
Rowlf: Okay, I'm taking more calls now.
Annie Sue: Hey, Rowlf, would you play You Make Me Feel Like Dancing with Leo Sayer?
Rowlf: Certainly.
(cut to Annie Sue's request)
Kermit: Hey, Rowlf, congraduations on your third show.
Rowlf: Thanks, Kermit.
Kermit: Will you play There's a New Sound with Scooter and Turn The World Around with Harry Belefonte?
(cut to Kermit's requests, the secodn of which starts messing up and freezing as the main cast comes on-stage)
Rowlf: Oh, looks like our tape player is messing up. So, in the meantime, I'll let The Newsman interview me.
Newsman: Hello, Rowlf. So, how did you get your job as DJ of this show?
Rowlf: Oh, I got an offer. I was one of three muppets considered for the job.
Newsman: Who were the other two?
Rowlf: Dr. Teeth and Sgt. Floyd Pepper.
Newsman: Why do you think they finally chose you over the other musicians?
Rowlf: Probably because I have much more expanded musical taste. Dr. Teeth and Floyd mostly like rock, with a bit of rap and jazz, but I like rock, rap, jazz, polka, classical, country, and all other kinds of music. I like music that isn't just groovy.
Newsman: Oh, I see. I have one last question: Who is your surprise guest speaker?
Rowlf: I am not telling you untill he enters the building.
newsman: can't you just give me a hint?
Rowlf: ou said you had just one more question. Because of this, I won't take your requests.
Newsman: Well, I care more about the speaker. is it Gladys?
Rowlf: Will you get out of here!
Newsman: Is it Robin?
Rowlf: Out! Out! Out!
(the newsman finally leaves)
Rowlf: Moving right along, I thought I'd play some of my all-time favorites.
(cut to Staying Alive, Jogging, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow)
Rowlf: And now it is time for my guest speaker. Here he is, The swedish Chef!
Swedish Chef: Ollo, ollo, thunk yoo.
Rowlf: You know how to do tis show, right?
Swedish Chef: Rite, rite.
Rowlf: And remember, you promised not to cook the records.
Swedish Chef: Oh, yuh yuh yuh. uvryfings undt cuntreel.
Rowlf: Good. (leaves)
Swedish Chef: Oh rite, I am tuking reqoots nuw.
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee.
Swedish Chef: Ollo, Beaker, wud soon wood yoo lic me tu ploo?
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee.
Swedish Chef: Oh good chuce. Loodies und gentmun, heer ziz sumperdim.
(cut to Summertime)
Sam the Eagle: Listen up, you Swedish Chef, I would like to request some songs about some american states, namely Alabama Bound and Oklahoma.
Swedish Chef: Yoo got eed.
(cut to Sam's request)
Miss Piggy: Oh, chef, will you play I Enjoy Being a Girl, starring me and Cheryl Ladd?
Swedish Chef: Uff course.
(cut to Piggy's request)
Thog: Hey, chef, can you do me a favor and play Short People?
Swedish Chef: Shoort pooble? How shoort?
(cut to Thog's request)
Dr. Teeth: Hey, man, can you play Welcome To My Nightmare with Alice Cooper?
Swedish Chef: Sure.
(cut to Dr. Teeth's request)
Swedish Chef: Und nuw, here are zee wast fweee sungs fer da ebning.
(cut to You're Always Welcome at Our House, The Lullaby of Broadway, and We'll Sing in The Sunshine)
Swedish Chef: Goodnite. I hoop yooo endoed da shooo tunut.
