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(Rowlf is sitting behind a desk in a radio station)
Rowlf: Hello, I'm Rowlf the Dog! And this is The Muppet Show Music request Show. Tonight, I will be taking requests for songs from the first season. First, here is our number one most requested song, surveyed by 27 people. It's the song that's in almost every compilation, anniversary special, documentary, and album. It's been played to death, and now we'll play it even more to death. Here is Mahna Mahna!
(cut to the Mahna Mahna clip)
Rowlf: Now, wasn't that great, if not overplayed? But now here are two of my hits!
(cuts to You and I and George, and May You Always)
Rowlf: and now I will take some requests by phone.
Fozzie Bear: Hello, Rowlf!
Rowlf: Hi, Fozzie!
Fozzie: Will you play two of my favorite songs, "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor on The bedpost Overnight? and To Morrow?)
Rowlf: Okay, here are those clips now!
(cuts to the two requested clips)
Sam the Eagle: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Yes, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: I would like to request that you play some of Wayne and Wanda's hits.
Rowlf: Sure! Here are some of wayne and wanda's, uh, hits?
(cuts to Trees, Some Enchanted Evening, and Row, Row, Row)
Rowlf: All right, who's making the next call?
Miss Piggy: Hello, Rowlf. Will you play moi's first opening number, What Now My love?
Rowlf: Okay, here is that song now!
(cuts to the requested song)
Kermit: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Oh, hi, Kermit.
Kermit: I would like to request a few songs from some guest stars, namely Candace Bergens "You've Gotta Have Friends", Leena Horne's "Sing", and Charles Aznavours "Inchworm".
Rowlf: You got it.
(cut to those clips)
Rolwlf: Okay, I am taking the next call now.
Animal: FEVER! FEVER!
Rowlf: All right, here is Rita Moreno with Fever.
(cuts to the requested song)
Rowlf: Next call, please...
Nigel the Conductor: hello, Rowlf, this is Nigel...
Rowlf: Uh, I already told you, we aren't playing the theme song.
Nigel the Conductor: Well, I want you to play Sax and Violence.
Rowlf: Oh, that's different.
(cut to Sax and Violence)
George the Janitor: Hey, Rowlf!
Rowlf: What?
George the janitor: I would like you to play The Raggmopps.
(cut to raggmopp)
Gonzo: Hello, Rowlf, I thought I'd make some requests.
Rowlf: Oh, no...
Gonzo: I would like to request Lady of Spain and Never Smile at a Crocodile.
(cut to the clips)
Scooter: Hello, Rowlf, will you play some songs from some of our guets stars.
Rowlf: Sure.
Scooter: Oh, good. Please play Jim Nabors' "Thank God I'm a Country Boy", Sandy Duncans "Nice Girl Like Me", Ben Vereens "Pure Imagination", and Connie Stevens' "Teenager in Love".
Rowlf: it would be my pleasure.
(cut to the clips)
Floyd: hey, Rowlf, how's my main dog doin'?
Rowlf: Oh, I'm doing just fine.
Floyd: Good. Will you play Money and Ain't Misbehavin'?
Rowlf: Of course!
(cut to the clips)
Crazy harry: heh heh heh, will you play An Evening at the Pops?
Rowlf: Well, you requested it.
(cut to the clip)
Rowlf: Well, our show is almost over, so here are the top four songs that the manager told me to play if they don't get requested.
(cuts to Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I've Never Harmed an Onion, Tenderly, and Halfway Down The Stairs)
Rowlf: Well, now the show is over. I hope you enjoyed it more than Statler and Wadorf did. Anyway, I'll see you next time when I take requests for season two songs. Bye.
Rowlf: Hello, I'm Rowlf the Dog! And this is The Muppet Show Music request Show. Tonight, I will be taking requests for songs from the first season. First, here is our number one most requested song, surveyed by 27 people. It's the song that's in almost every compilation, anniversary special, documentary, and album. It's been played to death, and now we'll play it even more to death. Here is Mahna Mahna!
(cut to the Mahna Mahna clip)
Rowlf: Now, wasn't that great, if not overplayed? But now here are two of my hits!
(cuts to You and I and George, and May You Always)
Rowlf: and now I will take some requests by phone.
Fozzie Bear: Hello, Rowlf!
Rowlf: Hi, Fozzie!
Fozzie: Will you play two of my favorite songs, "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor on The bedpost Overnight? and To Morrow?)
Rowlf: Okay, here are those clips now!
(cuts to the two requested clips)
Sam the Eagle: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Yes, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: I would like to request that you play some of Wayne and Wanda's hits.
Rowlf: Sure! Here are some of wayne and wanda's, uh, hits?
(cuts to Trees, Some Enchanted Evening, and Row, Row, Row)
Rowlf: All right, who's making the next call?
Miss Piggy: Hello, Rowlf. Will you play moi's first opening number, What Now My love?
Rowlf: Okay, here is that song now!
(cuts to the requested song)
Kermit: Hello, Rowlf.
Rowlf: Oh, hi, Kermit.
Kermit: I would like to request a few songs from some guest stars, namely Candace Bergens "You've Gotta Have Friends", Leena Horne's "Sing", and Charles Aznavours "Inchworm".
Rowlf: You got it.
(cut to those clips)
Rolwlf: Okay, I am taking the next call now.
Animal: FEVER! FEVER!
Rowlf: All right, here is Rita Moreno with Fever.
(cuts to the requested song)
Rowlf: Next call, please...
Nigel the Conductor: hello, Rowlf, this is Nigel...
Rowlf: Uh, I already told you, we aren't playing the theme song.
Nigel the Conductor: Well, I want you to play Sax and Violence.
Rowlf: Oh, that's different.
(cut to Sax and Violence)
George the Janitor: Hey, Rowlf!
Rowlf: What?
George the janitor: I would like you to play The Raggmopps.
(cut to raggmopp)
Gonzo: Hello, Rowlf, I thought I'd make some requests.
Rowlf: Oh, no...
Gonzo: I would like to request Lady of Spain and Never Smile at a Crocodile.
(cut to the clips)
Scooter: Hello, Rowlf, will you play some songs from some of our guets stars.
Rowlf: Sure.
Scooter: Oh, good. Please play Jim Nabors' "Thank God I'm a Country Boy", Sandy Duncans "Nice Girl Like Me", Ben Vereens "Pure Imagination", and Connie Stevens' "Teenager in Love".
Rowlf: it would be my pleasure.
(cut to the clips)
Floyd: hey, Rowlf, how's my main dog doin'?
Rowlf: Oh, I'm doing just fine.
Floyd: Good. Will you play Money and Ain't Misbehavin'?
Rowlf: Of course!
(cut to the clips)
Crazy harry: heh heh heh, will you play An Evening at the Pops?
Rowlf: Well, you requested it.
(cut to the clip)
Rowlf: Well, our show is almost over, so here are the top four songs that the manager told me to play if they don't get requested.
(cuts to Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I've Never Harmed an Onion, Tenderly, and Halfway Down The Stairs)
Rowlf: Well, now the show is over. I hope you enjoyed it more than Statler and Wadorf did. Anyway, I'll see you next time when I take requests for season two songs. Bye.