Rate the Excitement of Kermit's in the Muppet Show Episode starring a female guest

[Dil]

Here's a skit, where a whatnot woman rate Kermit's excitement.

KERMIT: "OK, Miss Whatnot, try and rate how much of my excitements while I was introducing a female guest star."

(Kermit puts a stack of photos of the female guests on a table, then "Oh Foruna, by Carmina Buruna" plays.)

MISS WHATNOT: "Ohh..."

KERMIT: "Are you ready?"

MISS WHATNOT: "Y-y-yeah."

KERMIT: "Here goes."

MISS WHATNOT: "Mmmmm..."

(Kermit holds out a photo of Madeline Kahn.)

MISS WHATNOT: (a 4 pops above her head) "Oh-...oh my."

(Kermit holds out a photo of Valerie Harper.)

MISS WHATNOT: (a 6 pops above her head) "Whoo! I-I- No..."

(Kermit holds out a photo of Gilda Radner.)

MISS WHATNOT: (a 20 pops above her head) "Oh my god.. my... sou... (a 26 pops above her head)"

(Kermit holds a photo of Linda Ronstadt.)

MISS WHATNOT: (an 80 pops about her head) "This is--- this is... oh my god oh!"

(Kermit holds a photo of Diana Ross.)

(Miss Whatnot goes crazy yelling, while numerous numbers, 1000, 660000000, 54585780453204540325093, 2392384r83483437857383482098wda!242$, etc. etc., and finally when infinity pops up, Miss Whatnot faints, and the song ends.)

KERMIT: "I wasn't THAT excited! It would be a 200."

(THE END.)

That's a neat fan fic, isn't it?

 

[Dil]

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! ANSWER MEEEEE!!!!!

Just kiddin'. I'm patient.

 

[Dil]

PLEASE PLEASE>>!!! WAKE UP!!!!

Just kiddin' I'm still patient.

 

[Dil]

Don't know what to say, huh?

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Dil....this dosn't make much sense at all. It induced a little chuckle, but...it was a bit strange to be honest.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I agree with my friend Sara Dil. Frankly I couldn't understand what the story was supposed to be about in terms of the joke. I never even got an induced chuckle because it went completely over my head.