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Here's a skit, where a whatnot woman rate Kermit's excitement.
KERMIT: "OK, Miss Whatnot, try and rate how much of my excitements while I was introducing a female guest star."
(Kermit puts a stack of photos of the female guests on a table, then "Oh Foruna, by Carmina Buruna" plays.)
MISS WHATNOT: "Ohh..."
KERMIT: "Are you ready?"
MISS WHATNOT: "Y-y-yeah."
KERMIT: "Here goes."
MISS WHATNOT: "Mmmmm..."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Madeline Kahn.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 4 pops above her head) "Oh-...oh my."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Valerie Harper.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 6 pops above her head) "Whoo! I-I- No..."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Gilda Radner.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 20 pops above her head) "Oh my god.. my... sou... (a 26 pops above her head)"
(Kermit holds a photo of Linda Ronstadt.)
MISS WHATNOT: (an 80 pops about her head) "This is--- this is... oh my god oh!"
(Kermit holds a photo of Diana Ross.)
(Miss Whatnot goes crazy yelling, while numerous numbers, 1000, 660000000, 54585780453204540325093, 2392384r83483437857383482098wda!242$, etc. etc., and finally when infinity pops up, Miss Whatnot faints, and the song ends.)
KERMIT: "I wasn't THAT excited! It would be a 200."
(THE END.)
That's a neat fan fic, isn't it?
KERMIT: "OK, Miss Whatnot, try and rate how much of my excitements while I was introducing a female guest star."
(Kermit puts a stack of photos of the female guests on a table, then "Oh Foruna, by Carmina Buruna" plays.)
MISS WHATNOT: "Ohh..."
KERMIT: "Are you ready?"
MISS WHATNOT: "Y-y-yeah."
KERMIT: "Here goes."
MISS WHATNOT: "Mmmmm..."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Madeline Kahn.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 4 pops above her head) "Oh-...oh my."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Valerie Harper.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 6 pops above her head) "Whoo! I-I- No..."
(Kermit holds out a photo of Gilda Radner.)
MISS WHATNOT: (a 20 pops above her head) "Oh my god.. my... sou... (a 26 pops above her head)"
(Kermit holds a photo of Linda Ronstadt.)
MISS WHATNOT: (an 80 pops about her head) "This is--- this is... oh my god oh!"
(Kermit holds a photo of Diana Ross.)
(Miss Whatnot goes crazy yelling, while numerous numbers, 1000, 660000000, 54585780453204540325093, 2392384r83483437857383482098wda!242$, etc. etc., and finally when infinity pops up, Miss Whatnot faints, and the song ends.)
KERMIT: "I wasn't THAT excited! It would be a 200."
(THE END.)
That's a neat fan fic, isn't it?