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Sam and Friends Book(Backstage at The Muppet Show. Kermit the Frog is seen standing by a rack of costumes, humming to himself as Fozzie Bear comes over.)
Kermit: Hmm, Hmm, Hmm... (Spots Fozzie) Oh hey there Foz...
Fozzie: Kermit, I need your help for a second...
Kermit: Sure thing pal, what's up?
Fozzie: Well, as you are well aware of, I am a world class comedian....
Kermit: (A pause) Is that what you think you are now?
Fozzie: (Going on) However, I, the big star that I am, need one thing in order to have things come easier to me....a driver's license! That's why I want to brush up on my rules of the road (Holds up a "driver's manual" to show Kermit) so I can get my Bear Driver's licence....
Kermit: Well sure Fozzie, I'd be glad to help you out...
Fozzie: Aw thanks Kermit! You're a pal! Now this will only take a minute or two, I just need to know a couple of basics for today....ahem....ok, first, I know at a stop light that red means stop and green means go...but what does a yellow light mean Kermit?
Kermit: Slow down...
Fozzie: (A pause, he shrugs, then speaks slower) What.....does a yellow light mean?
Kermit: ...Slow down, Foz....
Fozzie: (Another pause, he speaks again, slower then before) What.....does a.....yellow.....light.....mean?
Kermit: (Slightly losing his patience) Slow down.....
Fozzie: (Now as slow as he can) What.......does......a.......yel.....low.....light....mean....
Kermit: (Throwing his arms up and yelling) SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
Fozzie: Kermit, I can't speak any slower then that! Now if you're not gonna help me, I'll go find someone else! (He walks off as Kermit does his "scrunched up face" then sighs)
Kermit: Just imagine *him* on the road....sheesh....
The End.
Kermit: Hmm, Hmm, Hmm... (Spots Fozzie) Oh hey there Foz...
Fozzie: Kermit, I need your help for a second...
Kermit: Sure thing pal, what's up?
Fozzie: Well, as you are well aware of, I am a world class comedian....
Kermit: (A pause) Is that what you think you are now?
Fozzie: (Going on) However, I, the big star that I am, need one thing in order to have things come easier to me....a driver's license! That's why I want to brush up on my rules of the road (Holds up a "driver's manual" to show Kermit) so I can get my Bear Driver's licence....
Kermit: Well sure Fozzie, I'd be glad to help you out...
Fozzie: Aw thanks Kermit! You're a pal! Now this will only take a minute or two, I just need to know a couple of basics for today....ahem....ok, first, I know at a stop light that red means stop and green means go...but what does a yellow light mean Kermit?
Kermit: Slow down...
Fozzie: (A pause, he shrugs, then speaks slower) What.....does a yellow light mean?
Kermit: ...Slow down, Foz....
Fozzie: (Another pause, he speaks again, slower then before) What.....does a.....yellow.....light.....mean?
Kermit: (Slightly losing his patience) Slow down.....
Fozzie: (Now as slow as he can) What.......does......a.......yel.....low.....light....mean....
Kermit: (Throwing his arms up and yelling) SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
Fozzie: Kermit, I can't speak any slower then that! Now if you're not gonna help me, I'll go find someone else! (He walks off as Kermit does his "scrunched up face" then sighs)
Kermit: Just imagine *him* on the road....sheesh....
The End.
