Paranormal Muppets

[Dominicboo1]

Hi everyone this is Dominic. I'm here to tell you folks a frighteningly fun story about my Muppet Friends and I taking on evil monsters. This is my Halloween gift to those who like my stories.
This has nothing to do with Paranorman, Paranormal Activity, or any horribly written movie Gonzo would pressure you to see. All we have here is terrible jokes that are scarier than all of the other stuff combined.Here's Chapter 1!
Chapter 1
"Look Dominic!"Robin said carving a pumpkin with a Smiley face.
"Aw that's so cute!"Dominic said.
"Yeah it's gonna be a great Halloween!"Jaz said.
"So tell me again Jaz,"Charlene said. "Why do we have to hold back on the horror?"
"We have toddlers around,"Jaz said. "We can't have things be too scary."
"Oh,"Charlene said. "Ummmmmm Rob..... I don't think you've been listening to Jaz."
"What's wrong with a monkey face?"Robbie asked.
"Who carved it then?"asked Charlene.
"Mwah ha ha ha!"laughed Baby. "I'm the baby gotta love me!"
"Maybe I was wrong about the scaring the kids things,"said Jaz.Fozzie came in humming.
"Hi guys!"Fozzie said. "Ahhh!"he screamed fainting when he saw the pumpkin.
"Maybe we have to worry more about scaring bears,"Charlene said.

 

[Misskermie]

Awwwww!
Fozzie! Cute!

I'm a scardy cat too.

 

[FloydxJanice776]

Nice story.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 2
"Hello everyone!"Bunsen said."I've done it!"
"What have you done this time?"Kermit asked.
"I've created a supernatural detector!"Bunsen said.
"Huh?"asked Fozzie.
"It means he made a machine to find ghosts and monsters!"said Dominic.
"Oh!"Fozzie said.
"Luckily I've registered Sweetums, Cookie, Grover, Elmo, and Zoe. They will not be counted in the detection!"said Bunsen."It's on safe level right now, but I want you all to check this machine as many times as possible! Ok?"
"Alright!"everyone said leaving the room.
"How bad could it be?"asked Colette.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Nice story.

Thank you! Welcome to Muppet Central!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 3
"Well we have a new Muppet coming today folks!"said Kermit."Her name's Becky Bear . She's said to be the prettiest bear alive."
"She might be pretty for a bear!"Fozzie said. "But she's not as pretty as my Jaz!"
"Aww Fozzie!"Jaz said kissing her Bear Friend on the cheek.
"All the same we should make her feel welcome!"Dominic said. "She sounds really nice!"
"Dominic,"Kermit said."Is there anyone you don't like?""
"Not many people!"Dominic says smiling. Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Hi is this the Muppet residence!"asked a friendly voice. "I'm Becky Bear. Oh you'll have to perform for me later Kermit, and the rest of you two! It's so nice to be here!"
"Well she seems really nice,"Dominic said.

 

[FloydxJanice776]

Thanks

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 4
"Yes,"she said in her Southern accent."I'm so glad to meet ya'll!"
"It's nice to meet you two,"Fozzie said polietly.
"So I'm from Louisana."Becky said."But they aren't that nice to animals there so I moved first chance I got. That's a lesson for ya. Never stay where you aren't treated right!"she laughed.
"Yes that's very imporant,"Kermit agreed. "So do you like Halloween?"
"Oh Kermit sugah I love Halloween. I look good in costumes Fozzie Bear. I bet you do too."
"I'm Jaz's"Fozzie said trying hard to be polite to the newcomer.
"Yeah,"Jaz said. She knew that Becky meant no harm.
"Oh darlin!"Becky said gasping. "I just was trying to make some conversation. No harm done?"
"Sure,"Jaz said.
"Great!"Becky said. "I know that we're gonna be great friends!"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch .5
"Excuse me everyone,"said Bunsen. "But the supernatural detector has come back positive. That means there are many monsters around here.
"Oh no!"Dominic said. "That's not a good sign by any means."
"We'll have to go and stop them. Well you all will."
"You mean?"Kermit asked.
"Yes,"said Bunsen. "You need to train to be monster exterminators."
"Oh dear,"said Fozzie.
"And what better way to explore than with Tour Guide Beaker!"said Bunsen.
"My meep meep's a little rusty,"said Kermit.
"Ok then. Then Tour Guide Me!"Bunsen said.
"Ok then."said Kermit.
"Well here's the weapons you need to use. Wooden steaks, guns with silver bullets, swords, iron maidens, racks, dart guns, air riffle guns, water guns, cream pies, and most importantly the Monster Catcher! It transports monsters to a prison where they can't escape."
"We are so dead,"said Jaz.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 6
"Ok! So training begins now!"Bunsen said.
"Oh dear,"Kermit said.
"Roar!"came a voice from an extremly cheap costume.
"Wow that's horribly made!"Jaz said.
"Hey we have an extremely low budget" Fozzie said.
"Well then let's use the catcher!"Dominic said taking his monster catcher out.
"Let moi do it!"Piggy said starting to karate chop it.
"Go Piggy!"all her friends cheered. She knocked the monster down long enough for the others to transport it to the prison.
"That was amazing,"Dominic said.
"Yes dear,"she said. "I know I am."
"Well it's going to be harder to take on real monsters!"Kermit said.
"Hopefully it will be a long long time before we have to do that!"Fozzie said..
"Help!"Bunsen said. "The Gremlins have found a Genetic Sunblock. They can now go at Daytime."
"Or...."Fozzie said."Our services are needed right away.