Oscar the pirate

[Xerus]

Does anyone remember an old episode when Oscar pretended to be a pirate? He put on a red bandana over his head and an eye patch and made a wooden sword. He also put a pirate's flag on his can and nailed a long wooden plank on the side. Everyone kept complaining that his plank was getting in the way of their walkway, but Oscar just threatened to feed them to the sharks for he was still in his pirate phrase.

Then the Count came along and started bugging Oscar. So he made Count walk the plank. Count was just happily counting the steps he was making while Oscar was poking him with his sword. When Count got to 5, he shouted. "5 STEEEEEPS!" for he fell off the plank and landed on the ground. Oscar laughed, but Count got back up and said he loved it. So he got back on the plank and started walking the 5 steps and fell off again and then kept doing the same thing over and over again so he could count the steps and the many times he falls off. Oscar started groaning and later decided to saw off the plank with the Count still on it!