Oh mercy me, I can't help myself any longer...

[dwmckim]

...i don't know what's going on...i think i musta come down with something (maybe i caught something from someone here)...but it's driving me crazy and i JUST GOTTA KNOW...

Why doesn't Cookie ever wear a yellow sweater?

What was the first green Muppet Jerry Nelson performed with Fran Brill right-handing?

Why didn't Doglion appear in Kermit's Swamp Years?

Has Prairie Dawn ever worn a fake moustache?

Who was the first person to brush lint off the chicken puppets?

Has Herbert Birdsfoot ever eaten strawberry ice cream?

Who was the first person to attach Herry's purple nose to his face?

Why don't they ever show Dr. Teeth waterskiing?

Should Zoot interact with Nigel the Director's Mother?

I JUST REALLY GOTTA KNOOOOW!

 

[D'Snowth]

You okay, DW?

 

[Beauregard]

I'm rather interested in getting some answers myself.

How many times did Miss Piggy not flirt with the male guest stars?

What would have happened in Ernie had vertical stripes and Bert had horizontal stripes?

Did Rowlf ever appear in a scene with a mirror?

If Oscar got a pet ant as well as a pet worm, would they flirt or hate each other?

Will Frank Oz perform Miss Piggy in the new movie?

(Actually some of those are perfectly reasonable questions...DID Rowlf ever appear in a scene with a mirror?)

 

[dwmckim]

I dunno - i think i have a frog in my keyboard...

 

[theprawncracker]

*laughs* This thread made my day. Thank you, D.W.

 

[BobThePizzaBoy]

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Oh my god, I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one feeling a little "irked" today.

 

[Drtooth]

Why isn't the third monster on the left in "Beginning Middle and End" used anymore?


And for that matter, has the Count ever gone to a baseball game specifically in season 23 of Sesame Street and counted Smurfs?


If someone doesn't tell me soon, I'm gonna flood the internet message board with bizarrely specific questions.

 

[Super Scooter]

You missed a few pal...

Will Earl Sinclair ever appear in a Sesame Street insert with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass?

Is Smoo a real swearword?

When Elmo and the Count are in the same scene, does Jerry Nelson perform Elmo while Kevin Clash performs the Count, each one performing to the other's vocal tracks?

Why didn't Bill Barretta perform in The Muppet Movie?



But, seriously, I could probably live with questions like this, because... well, I don't know the situation behind the asking.

 

[Vic Romano]

What would have happened in Ernie had vertical stripes and Bert had horizontal stripes?

You seriously just blew my mind.

 

[BobThePizzaBoy]

Why don't Oscar and Snuffy interact more?