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Hiya,
As you all know, today is November 11th, VETERINARIAN'S DAY, and in honor of this day, I'd like to celebrate with a little joke that I have found rather funny, so here goes:
This guy carries his dog's limp, lifeless body into the veterinarian's office and lays it on the table. The Vet asks, "What's seems to be the problem?" The guy says, "I think my dog is dead, but I want to be for sure."
So, the Vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat walks all over the dog, sniffing it, and then turns its head in the air, and says, "Phew!" The vet says to the guy, "Yup, your dog is dead."
The guy says, "I-I just can't beleive this! I need a second opinion!" The vet says, "Very well, then..."
The vet goes into the back room and comes back out with a Labrador Retriever. The Lab gets on the table and walks all over the dog, sniffing, then turns it's head in the air, "PHEW!"
The Vet says, "Sir, I'm sorry to say that your dog is most definitely DEAD!"
The guy begins sobbing, "I can't believe it! Well, Doc, how much do I owe you?"
The vet says, "$800."
"$800?!" The guy yells, "Just to tell me my dog is dead?!"
The vet looks at the guy and says, "No, it's $100 doctor's fee, the rest is for the CAT SCAN AND LAB TEST!!"
WOCKA WOCKA!! Get it? HAAA!
Happy Veterinarian's Day to...what? You mean, it's NOT...oh.
Um, Happy VETERANS' DAY to folks who've served!!
F
Z
(Sorry about that!)
As you all know, today is November 11th, VETERINARIAN'S DAY, and in honor of this day, I'd like to celebrate with a little joke that I have found rather funny, so here goes:
This guy carries his dog's limp, lifeless body into the veterinarian's office and lays it on the table. The Vet asks, "What's seems to be the problem?" The guy says, "I think my dog is dead, but I want to be for sure."
So, the Vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat walks all over the dog, sniffing it, and then turns its head in the air, and says, "Phew!" The vet says to the guy, "Yup, your dog is dead."
The guy says, "I-I just can't beleive this! I need a second opinion!" The vet says, "Very well, then..."
The vet goes into the back room and comes back out with a Labrador Retriever. The Lab gets on the table and walks all over the dog, sniffing, then turns it's head in the air, "PHEW!"
The Vet says, "Sir, I'm sorry to say that your dog is most definitely DEAD!"
The guy begins sobbing, "I can't believe it! Well, Doc, how much do I owe you?"
The vet says, "$800."
"$800?!" The guy yells, "Just to tell me my dog is dead?!"
The vet looks at the guy and says, "No, it's $100 doctor's fee, the rest is for the CAT SCAN AND LAB TEST!!"
WOCKA WOCKA!! Get it? HAAA!
Happy Veterinarian's Day to...what? You mean, it's NOT...oh.
Um, Happy VETERANS' DAY to folks who've served!!
F
Z(Sorry about that!)
Z