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No Day But Today- Episode 11
Airdate: 6-20-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
BEAR as Davy
Andrea Martin as Marigold Davis
Open on Puddin’s garage. Princeton and Puddin’ are preparing to plant begonias and are going through the supply checklist.
Puddin’: Okay, Prin, it looks like we’ve got everything. Now if I could only find that dad-blasted wheelbarrow (starts franticly digging through garage)
Princeton: Leave it to you to lose something as big as a wheelbarrow; it’s pretty hard to misplace a wheelbarrow, y’know.
Puddin’ (in hysterics): It’s pretty easy when it’s been stolen from underneath my nose… powder brought to you courtesy of the Drew Barrymore Collection, of course.
Princeton: Yeah, she probably stole it from the set of “Home Fries”. Anyway, that’s nonsense about somebody coming to Toledo, pinpointing the Parker residence, passing up your six closets of Armani pantsuits, but instead going straight for your garage.
Puddin’: Don’t mock me, Prin. Mother used to take me for neighborhood walks in that wheelbarrow. Dumplin’, on the other hand, had a *designer* stroller…
Princeton: Please, Puddin’, I just ate. Anyway, let’s take a break from these theatrics and watch “Get The Heck Up, Toledo”.
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room. She and Princeton are watching Toledo’s morning show.
Marigold (on TV): Hi, this is Marigold Davis, filling in for Hal Tucker, who was the victim of a tragic haircut; more about that in my fashion report. Anyway, this morning’s top story focuses on the man known as “The Wheelbarrow Bandit”, who uses a wheelbarrow to not only get to the houses, but as a means of getting INTO the houses, as well. No word yet on who the wheelbarrow belongs to…
Puddin’: That’s MY wheelbarrow!!! Well, at least I know now where it is. On the other hand, though, Prinny, this has got me all nervous now; would you mind spending a few nights here?
Princeton: Hey, what are co-workers for?
Cut to a few nights later. It’s nighttime and Puddin’ and Princeton are on the outs.
Puddin’: And another thing; you insulted my cooking!
Princeton: All I said was “I don’t recall seeing the leading horse at the Kentucky Derby”!
Puddin’: That was my grandmother’s recipe! Parker women are known for their cooking all over the world.
Princeton: Like where, Korea?
Puddin’: That is IT! You are out of here tomorrow!
Princeton: At least I remember to put the seat up!
Puddin’: Oh, please, Prin! You don’t even remember to put the *lid* up! Good night! (goes upstairs)
Princeton makes himself comfy on the couch when he hears the front door being caved in!
Commercial Break
Open on Princeton face to face with the Wheelbarrow Bandit.
Princeton: Oh my Lord, you’re…
Davy (name of Bandit): Davy, please call me Davy; I hate that other moniker.
Princeton: I can imagine. So, what are you doing here, Davy?
Davy: I’m returning Ms. Parker’s wheelbarrow.
Princeton: How do you know Puddin’?
Davy: I used to date her niece; when I needed a wheelbarrow, I thought of Puddin’.
Princeton: That’s cool. So, I guess you’re turning yourself in?
Davy: You bet I am! I’m not going to risk getting the Nick Nolte treatment!
Princeton: I don’t blame you. Well, I guess I better hit the hay. Nice meeting you, Davy.
Davy: You too, dude. You better be well rested to help Puddin’ clean her door up!
The End
Airdate: 6-20-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
BEAR as Davy
Andrea Martin as Marigold Davis
Open on Puddin’s garage. Princeton and Puddin’ are preparing to plant begonias and are going through the supply checklist.
Puddin’: Okay, Prin, it looks like we’ve got everything. Now if I could only find that dad-blasted wheelbarrow (starts franticly digging through garage)
Princeton: Leave it to you to lose something as big as a wheelbarrow; it’s pretty hard to misplace a wheelbarrow, y’know.
Puddin’ (in hysterics): It’s pretty easy when it’s been stolen from underneath my nose… powder brought to you courtesy of the Drew Barrymore Collection, of course.
Princeton: Yeah, she probably stole it from the set of “Home Fries”. Anyway, that’s nonsense about somebody coming to Toledo, pinpointing the Parker residence, passing up your six closets of Armani pantsuits, but instead going straight for your garage.
Puddin’: Don’t mock me, Prin. Mother used to take me for neighborhood walks in that wheelbarrow. Dumplin’, on the other hand, had a *designer* stroller…
Princeton: Please, Puddin’, I just ate. Anyway, let’s take a break from these theatrics and watch “Get The Heck Up, Toledo”.
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room. She and Princeton are watching Toledo’s morning show.
Marigold (on TV): Hi, this is Marigold Davis, filling in for Hal Tucker, who was the victim of a tragic haircut; more about that in my fashion report. Anyway, this morning’s top story focuses on the man known as “The Wheelbarrow Bandit”, who uses a wheelbarrow to not only get to the houses, but as a means of getting INTO the houses, as well. No word yet on who the wheelbarrow belongs to…
Puddin’: That’s MY wheelbarrow!!! Well, at least I know now where it is. On the other hand, though, Prinny, this has got me all nervous now; would you mind spending a few nights here?
Princeton: Hey, what are co-workers for?
Cut to a few nights later. It’s nighttime and Puddin’ and Princeton are on the outs.
Puddin’: And another thing; you insulted my cooking!
Princeton: All I said was “I don’t recall seeing the leading horse at the Kentucky Derby”!
Puddin’: That was my grandmother’s recipe! Parker women are known for their cooking all over the world.
Princeton: Like where, Korea?
Puddin’: That is IT! You are out of here tomorrow!
Princeton: At least I remember to put the seat up!
Puddin’: Oh, please, Prin! You don’t even remember to put the *lid* up! Good night! (goes upstairs)
Princeton makes himself comfy on the couch when he hears the front door being caved in!
Commercial Break
Open on Princeton face to face with the Wheelbarrow Bandit.
Princeton: Oh my Lord, you’re…
Davy (name of Bandit): Davy, please call me Davy; I hate that other moniker.
Princeton: I can imagine. So, what are you doing here, Davy?
Davy: I’m returning Ms. Parker’s wheelbarrow.
Princeton: How do you know Puddin’?
Davy: I used to date her niece; when I needed a wheelbarrow, I thought of Puddin’.
Princeton: That’s cool. So, I guess you’re turning yourself in?
Davy: You bet I am! I’m not going to risk getting the Nick Nolte treatment!
Princeton: I don’t blame you. Well, I guess I better hit the hay. Nice meeting you, Davy.
Davy: You too, dude. You better be well rested to help Puddin’ clean her door up!
The End
