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No Day But Today- Episode 1
Airdate: 2-2-06
Written & Directed by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Dave Goelz as Rugby
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
Kimp the Shrimp as Irv
Open: Princeton is driving to a job interview (in his orange '78 VW Bug, of course) when he sees a small figure standing by the side of the road.
Princeton(thinking to himself): If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was a tiger. (Calls out window) Hey, lil' guy, need a ride?
Rugby(name of tiger): First of all, the name is Rugby Tiger; never forget that name; it will one day be famous. Secondly, yes, I DO need a ride, so stop chatting and open the door!
Princeton(opens door): Okay, okay, sorry! All right, first thing's first: seatbelts!
Rugby: Oh, please, you do not have to tell Rugby that... however, you do need to tell him how to secure it.
Princeton: *sigh* All right... (fastens Rugby's seatbelt) Comfy?
Rugby: Loads more comfy than that glass case at Puddin's house!
Princeton: "Puddin'?" Who's she?
Rugby: She WAS my owner. But I ran away, took to the streets, and now it's only a matter of time before she comes looking for me.
Princeton: Right. Well, see, Rugby, I actually have someplace to go that I can't be late for, but I'll try to help you the best I can, okay?
Rugby: Well, it's better than nothing. Drive on.
Commercial Break
Open on Irv's Auto Shop. Princeton's engine has conked out and Irv himself is inspecting it.
Irv: Well, no doubt about it, you're gonna need a new engine, mac.
Princeton: No, REALLY? Irv, do I look like I just fell off the banana truck?
Irv: No, but you DO look like the person who drives it.
Princeton: Very funny. Anyway, I really need to get to this job interview, plus I'm trying to help a friend. Please, Irv, open up your heart.
Irv: "Open"? Ha! Funny you mention it; it's closing time! Tough break, mac. (walks back in shop).
Princeton(gets back in car): Well, how do you like that, Rugby?
Rugby: Granted, it IS too bad, but Puddin' will probably be coming any minute!
Princeton: Rugby, I DO feel bad for you, but seriously, think about me too!
Just then, Princeton's cell phone rings. It's the interviewer, saying Princeton's too late; he already gave out the job to someone else. Devastated, Princeton conveys this to Rugby. Rugby understands, but suddenly sees his worst nightmare- Puddin's Mercedes!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin' getting out of her car and dabbing at her eyes with a silk hankie.
Puddin': Rugby, my darling! Oh, I've been so worried! Are you ready to come back with me?
Rugby: Back to what? Confinement?
Puddin': Is that why you ran away? Rugby, the case is just to protect you. You're the most special toy in my whole collection!
Rugby: More special than your rare Mr. Limpett plushie?
Puddin': Compared to you, Rugby, all of them were wastes of money. Now please come home.
Princeton: See, Rugby, everything worked out for you. I wish I was that lucky.
Puddin': What's wrong, my boy?
Princeton: My car broke down and I missed a job interview.
Puddin': Oh, you poor dear! Well, hop in my Mercedes and I'll take you home. And if you like, I can offer you a job at my tap dancing studio.
Princeton: That's wonderful! Who do you give lessons to?
Puddin': Penguins! Not only are they quick learners, but they're excellent canasta players! Now, not another word; home with you!
The End
Airdate: 2-2-06
Written & Directed by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Dave Goelz as Rugby
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
Kimp the Shrimp as Irv
Open: Princeton is driving to a job interview (in his orange '78 VW Bug, of course) when he sees a small figure standing by the side of the road.
Princeton(thinking to himself): If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was a tiger. (Calls out window) Hey, lil' guy, need a ride?
Rugby(name of tiger): First of all, the name is Rugby Tiger; never forget that name; it will one day be famous. Secondly, yes, I DO need a ride, so stop chatting and open the door!
Princeton(opens door): Okay, okay, sorry! All right, first thing's first: seatbelts!
Rugby: Oh, please, you do not have to tell Rugby that... however, you do need to tell him how to secure it.
Princeton: *sigh* All right... (fastens Rugby's seatbelt) Comfy?
Rugby: Loads more comfy than that glass case at Puddin's house!
Princeton: "Puddin'?" Who's she?
Rugby: She WAS my owner. But I ran away, took to the streets, and now it's only a matter of time before she comes looking for me.
Princeton: Right. Well, see, Rugby, I actually have someplace to go that I can't be late for, but I'll try to help you the best I can, okay?
Rugby: Well, it's better than nothing. Drive on.
Commercial Break
Open on Irv's Auto Shop. Princeton's engine has conked out and Irv himself is inspecting it.
Irv: Well, no doubt about it, you're gonna need a new engine, mac.
Princeton: No, REALLY? Irv, do I look like I just fell off the banana truck?
Irv: No, but you DO look like the person who drives it.
Princeton: Very funny. Anyway, I really need to get to this job interview, plus I'm trying to help a friend. Please, Irv, open up your heart.
Irv: "Open"? Ha! Funny you mention it; it's closing time! Tough break, mac. (walks back in shop).
Princeton(gets back in car): Well, how do you like that, Rugby?
Rugby: Granted, it IS too bad, but Puddin' will probably be coming any minute!
Princeton: Rugby, I DO feel bad for you, but seriously, think about me too!
Just then, Princeton's cell phone rings. It's the interviewer, saying Princeton's too late; he already gave out the job to someone else. Devastated, Princeton conveys this to Rugby. Rugby understands, but suddenly sees his worst nightmare- Puddin's Mercedes!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin' getting out of her car and dabbing at her eyes with a silk hankie.
Puddin': Rugby, my darling! Oh, I've been so worried! Are you ready to come back with me?
Rugby: Back to what? Confinement?
Puddin': Is that why you ran away? Rugby, the case is just to protect you. You're the most special toy in my whole collection!
Rugby: More special than your rare Mr. Limpett plushie?
Puddin': Compared to you, Rugby, all of them were wastes of money. Now please come home.
Princeton: See, Rugby, everything worked out for you. I wish I was that lucky.
Puddin': What's wrong, my boy?
Princeton: My car broke down and I missed a job interview.
Puddin': Oh, you poor dear! Well, hop in my Mercedes and I'll take you home. And if you like, I can offer you a job at my tap dancing studio.
Princeton: That's wonderful! Who do you give lessons to?
Puddin': Penguins! Not only are they quick learners, but they're excellent canasta players! Now, not another word; home with you!
The End
