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No Day But Today- Episode 8
Airdate: 4-16-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
G-MAN as Colby
Andrea Martin as Marigold Davis
Open on Puddin's living room. She and Princeton are getting ready to go to the book signing of Colby's new book. Puddin' is all ready to go, but Princeton has yet to arrive. Just then, the doorbell rings.
Puddin' (opens door and sees Princeton): Well, it's about bloody time, Prin! I can't afford to be late to THIS book signing!
Princeton: Why? What happened last time?
Puddin': Oh, it was silly, really. My Tivo wasn't working, so I had to stay home to watch a very important episode of "Friends".
Princeton: And which one was that, the finale?
Puddin': Oh, DO be still! Now, let's see... (looks him over) Egad! What in blazes are those things on your tie?
Princeton: They're dodos.
Puddin': Pop quiz, Prin; are we in Wonderland?
Princeton: Of course not.
Puddin': Oh, thank goodness; if you said otherwise, then I'd REALLY be concerned. Heavens, I wish you could change, but like I said, we just CAN'T be late for this one!
Commercial Break
Open on The Book Hut. Colby is very happy to see Puddin' and Princeton.
Colby: Well, there's the dynamite duo! For a while, I was beginning to think you'd miss this one, too.
Puddin': Are you kidding? I wouldn't dream of missing the signing of your 26th book.
Colby: Oh, do stop, you're making me blush. Anyhoo, great tie, Princeton! Dodos?
Princeton: Correct. Puddin' doesn't like it, but it helps to know that you're on my side.
Colby: And why not? You're one of my favorite people in the world, Princemeister!
Puddin': Oh, Lord, here comes Marigold Davis.
Princeton: Who's that?
Puddin': She's the fashion critic for "Get The Heck Up, Toledo!" Oh, if she comes up to you, I'll just die.
Marigold (approches them): Colby, Puddin', always a pleasure. But I've got my eye on this fashionable young man right here. Name and motive, sweetie, honey, baby, pussycat?
Princeton: Princeton Clarkson, and I just picked this tie out, I didn't mean to...
Marigold: Don't even, darling! Fashion needs no explanation. Besides, I've got everything I need. (walks away)
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin's studio. She and Princeton are watching "Get The Heck Up, Toledo!", eagerly awaiting Marigold's fashion update.
Marigold (on TV): And, finally, newcomer to society Princeton Clarkson was sen at The Book Hut last night wearing this sporty tie. (shows picture) And I must say, P.C., don't be the least bit surprised if this same tie becomes mass-produced at The Gap! I'm Marigold Davis, thanks for watching.
Princeton: Well, if that's not an ego boost, I don't know what is. Do I detect an apology?
Puddin': Oh, Prin, I just don't know what to say. I sincerely apologize. Now, how about some breakfast?
Princeton: "Caloo, callay, we'll eat today like cabbages and kings"!
The End
Airdate: 4-16-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
G-MAN as Colby
Andrea Martin as Marigold Davis
Open on Puddin's living room. She and Princeton are getting ready to go to the book signing of Colby's new book. Puddin' is all ready to go, but Princeton has yet to arrive. Just then, the doorbell rings.
Puddin' (opens door and sees Princeton): Well, it's about bloody time, Prin! I can't afford to be late to THIS book signing!
Princeton: Why? What happened last time?
Puddin': Oh, it was silly, really. My Tivo wasn't working, so I had to stay home to watch a very important episode of "Friends".
Princeton: And which one was that, the finale?
Puddin': Oh, DO be still! Now, let's see... (looks him over) Egad! What in blazes are those things on your tie?
Princeton: They're dodos.
Puddin': Pop quiz, Prin; are we in Wonderland?
Princeton: Of course not.
Puddin': Oh, thank goodness; if you said otherwise, then I'd REALLY be concerned. Heavens, I wish you could change, but like I said, we just CAN'T be late for this one!
Commercial Break
Open on The Book Hut. Colby is very happy to see Puddin' and Princeton.
Colby: Well, there's the dynamite duo! For a while, I was beginning to think you'd miss this one, too.
Puddin': Are you kidding? I wouldn't dream of missing the signing of your 26th book.
Colby: Oh, do stop, you're making me blush. Anyhoo, great tie, Princeton! Dodos?
Princeton: Correct. Puddin' doesn't like it, but it helps to know that you're on my side.
Colby: And why not? You're one of my favorite people in the world, Princemeister!
Puddin': Oh, Lord, here comes Marigold Davis.
Princeton: Who's that?
Puddin': She's the fashion critic for "Get The Heck Up, Toledo!" Oh, if she comes up to you, I'll just die.
Marigold (approches them): Colby, Puddin', always a pleasure. But I've got my eye on this fashionable young man right here. Name and motive, sweetie, honey, baby, pussycat?
Princeton: Princeton Clarkson, and I just picked this tie out, I didn't mean to...
Marigold: Don't even, darling! Fashion needs no explanation. Besides, I've got everything I need. (walks away)
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin's studio. She and Princeton are watching "Get The Heck Up, Toledo!", eagerly awaiting Marigold's fashion update.
Marigold (on TV): And, finally, newcomer to society Princeton Clarkson was sen at The Book Hut last night wearing this sporty tie. (shows picture) And I must say, P.C., don't be the least bit surprised if this same tie becomes mass-produced at The Gap! I'm Marigold Davis, thanks for watching.
Princeton: Well, if that's not an ego boost, I don't know what is. Do I detect an apology?
Puddin': Oh, Prin, I just don't know what to say. I sincerely apologize. Now, how about some breakfast?
Princeton: "Caloo, callay, we'll eat today like cabbages and kings"!
The End
