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No Day But Today- Episode 19
Airdate: 7-30-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Robert Loggia as Smudge
Open on Puddin’s house. She, Princeton, and Madison are about to walk out the door when they see Smudge waiting outside. They all go out to see what he wants.
Puddin’: Why, Smudge Robinson, you rascal! What brings you back to Toledo?
Smudge: Hello, Puddin’, always a pleasure. Surveillance is what brings me not only to Toledo, but by sheer coincidence, your neighborhood.
Puddin’: Well, is there anything I can do?
Smudge: Now that you mention it, there is. It’s tough to find decent motel rates nowadays, and, well, I figured since I already know someone in Toledo, who happens to live in this neighborhood, maybe she’d provide a place for me to stay.
Madison (to Puddin’): He’s talking about you, flash.
Puddin’: Well, of course he is, Mad. Who else would he be...
Smudge: Madison? Oh, I forgot you lived with Puddin’. Been staying out of trouble?
Madison: Well, Smudge, let’s just say that I no longer collect Pez dispensers.
Smudge: Now, Madison, I was just doing my job.
Madison: Yeah, whatever. So, Puddin’, are we going to dinner or what?
Puddin’: Oh yes, of course! Smudge, I’m so sorry, we were just on our way to dinner. Would you care to join us?
Smudge: No, I should really be setting up my gear. But I’ll be here when you get back.
Puddin’: Well, of course you will be.
Madison: Oh, would you two just get a room? Let’s go!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room a few days later. Smudge has taken a break from his surveillance work, and has cooked dinner for Puddin’ as a surprise. Just then, Puddin’ walks through the door.
Puddin’: Oh, Smudge, what smells so divine?
Smudge: Veal pacarda; it’s one of my specialties. No offense, but I can only take so many nights of toad-in-the-hole.
Puddin’: No, it’s perfectly fine. I never get the chance to have Italian food. Well, no sense in letting it get cold, let’s dig in.
*A few minutes later*
Puddin’: Well, it sounds like being a CIA agent is quite the exciting job! I only wish my life was as interesting.
Smudge: That’s not how I see it. I can imagine the amount of patience it takes to teach animals how to do human things. To me, that’s very admirable.
Puddin’: Well, thank you, Smudge. Oh, and thank you for this glorious dinner; it was delectable!
Smudge: Oh, well, thanks. You know, I’m having such a good time, I hope I don’t receive word that there’s a bust next door.
Puddin’: That’s right! Now, what exactly is going on?
Smudge: Just drug dealers. We’ve received word that there’s a possible bust ready to go down.
Puddin’: What a shame. And this used to be such a nice neighborhood, too. Well, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, Smudge; I know I certainly am.
Smudge: Yeah, I normally don’t socialize with people while I’m on a case. But I figured I’d make an exception for you.
Puddin’: Well, I’m glad that you did. I never thought I’d find someone my own age to have dinner with in Toledo. Don’t get me wrong, I love Prin and Mad, but... (Just then, Smudge’s equipment goes off).
Smudge: Oh boy. Puddin’, I’m so sorry, I’ve gotta go. I’ll be back as soon as I can, okay?
Puddin’: Please don’t hurry; just be careful!
Smudge: Nothing’s going to happen to me (runs out)
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She’s been waiting up for Smudge for six hours and has called Princeton to come over for moral support. Just then, Princeton pulls up.
Princeton: Sorry, Puddin’, I got here as fast as I could. Still no sign of Smudge?
Puddin’: Nope. He said he’d be back, so where is he?
Princeton: Well, Puddin’, try to put yourself in his shoes. In his line of work, he has barely any breaks, he’s constantly on the go, it can’t be easy for him.
Puddin’: I understand that, Prin. But we were really getting close. Is he in the hospital, is he laying somewhere dying, what if I never see him again?
Princeton: Puddin’, for a man like Smudge, there are no guarantees. If he never comes back, just keep thinking back to the good times you two had together. I know he’ll never forget you. Plus, you know you’ve still got me and Madison.
Puddin’: I know that, Prin, and I’m very grateful for that. But I’d forgotten what it feels like to be with someone my own age. I guess I’m taking it too hard, but I know it’ll get better.
Princeton: Don’t worry, Puddin’, it will. Anyway, I’m really hungry. You have any leftovers?
Puddin’: Oh yes, I forgot! You simply must try the veal pacarda; you’ll weep!
The End
Airdate: 7-30-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Robert Loggia as Smudge
Open on Puddin’s house. She, Princeton, and Madison are about to walk out the door when they see Smudge waiting outside. They all go out to see what he wants.
Puddin’: Why, Smudge Robinson, you rascal! What brings you back to Toledo?
Smudge: Hello, Puddin’, always a pleasure. Surveillance is what brings me not only to Toledo, but by sheer coincidence, your neighborhood.
Puddin’: Well, is there anything I can do?
Smudge: Now that you mention it, there is. It’s tough to find decent motel rates nowadays, and, well, I figured since I already know someone in Toledo, who happens to live in this neighborhood, maybe she’d provide a place for me to stay.
Madison (to Puddin’): He’s talking about you, flash.
Puddin’: Well, of course he is, Mad. Who else would he be...
Smudge: Madison? Oh, I forgot you lived with Puddin’. Been staying out of trouble?
Madison: Well, Smudge, let’s just say that I no longer collect Pez dispensers.
Smudge: Now, Madison, I was just doing my job.
Madison: Yeah, whatever. So, Puddin’, are we going to dinner or what?
Puddin’: Oh yes, of course! Smudge, I’m so sorry, we were just on our way to dinner. Would you care to join us?
Smudge: No, I should really be setting up my gear. But I’ll be here when you get back.
Puddin’: Well, of course you will be.
Madison: Oh, would you two just get a room? Let’s go!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room a few days later. Smudge has taken a break from his surveillance work, and has cooked dinner for Puddin’ as a surprise. Just then, Puddin’ walks through the door.
Puddin’: Oh, Smudge, what smells so divine?
Smudge: Veal pacarda; it’s one of my specialties. No offense, but I can only take so many nights of toad-in-the-hole.
Puddin’: No, it’s perfectly fine. I never get the chance to have Italian food. Well, no sense in letting it get cold, let’s dig in.
*A few minutes later*
Puddin’: Well, it sounds like being a CIA agent is quite the exciting job! I only wish my life was as interesting.
Smudge: That’s not how I see it. I can imagine the amount of patience it takes to teach animals how to do human things. To me, that’s very admirable.
Puddin’: Well, thank you, Smudge. Oh, and thank you for this glorious dinner; it was delectable!
Smudge: Oh, well, thanks. You know, I’m having such a good time, I hope I don’t receive word that there’s a bust next door.
Puddin’: That’s right! Now, what exactly is going on?
Smudge: Just drug dealers. We’ve received word that there’s a possible bust ready to go down.
Puddin’: What a shame. And this used to be such a nice neighborhood, too. Well, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, Smudge; I know I certainly am.
Smudge: Yeah, I normally don’t socialize with people while I’m on a case. But I figured I’d make an exception for you.
Puddin’: Well, I’m glad that you did. I never thought I’d find someone my own age to have dinner with in Toledo. Don’t get me wrong, I love Prin and Mad, but... (Just then, Smudge’s equipment goes off).
Smudge: Oh boy. Puddin’, I’m so sorry, I’ve gotta go. I’ll be back as soon as I can, okay?
Puddin’: Please don’t hurry; just be careful!
Smudge: Nothing’s going to happen to me (runs out)
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She’s been waiting up for Smudge for six hours and has called Princeton to come over for moral support. Just then, Princeton pulls up.
Princeton: Sorry, Puddin’, I got here as fast as I could. Still no sign of Smudge?
Puddin’: Nope. He said he’d be back, so where is he?
Princeton: Well, Puddin’, try to put yourself in his shoes. In his line of work, he has barely any breaks, he’s constantly on the go, it can’t be easy for him.
Puddin’: I understand that, Prin. But we were really getting close. Is he in the hospital, is he laying somewhere dying, what if I never see him again?
Princeton: Puddin’, for a man like Smudge, there are no guarantees. If he never comes back, just keep thinking back to the good times you two had together. I know he’ll never forget you. Plus, you know you’ve still got me and Madison.
Puddin’: I know that, Prin, and I’m very grateful for that. But I’d forgotten what it feels like to be with someone my own age. I guess I’m taking it too hard, but I know it’ll get better.
Princeton: Don’t worry, Puddin’, it will. Anyway, I’m really hungry. You have any leftovers?
Puddin’: Oh yes, I forgot! You simply must try the veal pacarda; you’ll weep!
The End
