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No Day But Today- Episode 28
Airdate: 10-24-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Jerry Stiller as the voice of Mr. Gus
Rosario Dawson as Julie
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She and Princeton are just getting back from the Stranahan Theater.
Princeton: So, what did you think of "Ruth Buzzi Sings The Songs Of Andrew Lloyd Webber"?
Puddin’: Well, for what it was, it was okay. Though, you have to admit that the Starlight Express medley was a bit much.
Princeton: Amen! Sheesh, Ruth Buzzi knows just about as much about roller-skating as I know about "McMillan and Wife".
Puddin’: You never saw "McMillan and Wife"?
Princeton: No, but I was aware of it.
Puddin’: Well, no use standing out here, freezing. Let’s go in, shall we? (opens the door). That’s strange, I thought I locked it. (they both walk in and see Julie sitting in Puddin’s love seat, watching TV) Who the freak-a-leak are you?
Commercial Break
Julie: Now, please don’t overreact, just hear me out. My name’s Julie and I have no place else to go. The rent on my apartment is overdue, my parents are out of town, and I have barely any money.
Puddin’: Well, who said you could stay here? (As if on cue, Mr. Gus walks in, carrying a Twinkie in his mouth)
Mr. Gus (drops Twinkie in Julie’s lap): Here ya go, sweetie.
Puddin’: "Sweetie"? Gussy, how do you know this person?
Mr. Gus: She’s just about the best waffle maker in the whole state.
Puddin’(calmly): Okay, where does she work?
Julie: Smitty’s Diner. Come to think of it, the only tips I get are from Gus.
Puddin’(scoffs): Oh, how kind of him. Well, Julie, since you seem to be in quite the little rut, I’ll let you stay here for a while.
Julie: Oh, thank you, Ms. Parker! And you don’t have to worry about a thing; I’m very easy to live with!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s kitchen. She and Mr. Gus are cleaning up from dinner.
Puddin’: Gussy, I’m not gonna mince words here: when is she leaving?
Mr. Gus: Why? Don’t you like her?
Puddin’: Not after three whole weeks of Donna Summer sing-alongs and scrapple every single night! Also, I think the only reason you keep her around is because you’re attracted to her.
Mr. Gus: Well, she *is* very pretty, but mainly I do feel bad for her.
Puddin’: I do too, but I guess I’ve never been accustomed to houseguests.
Mr. Gus: Unless their name rhymes with "judge".
Puddin’: Oh, DO be still! All the same, the time has come to bid Julie "farewell". Oh, Julie! Can I see you in the kitchen, please? (Julie walks in)
Julie: What’s the word, hummingbird?
Puddin’: Julie, both Gus and I care for you very much, but I think it’s time to try crashing somewhere else for a while.
Julie: I guess so; did you have a place in mind?
Puddin’: Certainly! Right across the street, there’s a woman named Ms. Derbyshire. Be sure to tell her that Parker sent you!
The End
Airdate: 10-24-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Jerry Stiller as the voice of Mr. Gus
Rosario Dawson as Julie
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She and Princeton are just getting back from the Stranahan Theater.
Princeton: So, what did you think of "Ruth Buzzi Sings The Songs Of Andrew Lloyd Webber"?
Puddin’: Well, for what it was, it was okay. Though, you have to admit that the Starlight Express medley was a bit much.
Princeton: Amen! Sheesh, Ruth Buzzi knows just about as much about roller-skating as I know about "McMillan and Wife".
Puddin’: You never saw "McMillan and Wife"?
Princeton: No, but I was aware of it.
Puddin’: Well, no use standing out here, freezing. Let’s go in, shall we? (opens the door). That’s strange, I thought I locked it. (they both walk in and see Julie sitting in Puddin’s love seat, watching TV) Who the freak-a-leak are you?
Commercial Break
Julie: Now, please don’t overreact, just hear me out. My name’s Julie and I have no place else to go. The rent on my apartment is overdue, my parents are out of town, and I have barely any money.
Puddin’: Well, who said you could stay here? (As if on cue, Mr. Gus walks in, carrying a Twinkie in his mouth)
Mr. Gus (drops Twinkie in Julie’s lap): Here ya go, sweetie.
Puddin’: "Sweetie"? Gussy, how do you know this person?
Mr. Gus: She’s just about the best waffle maker in the whole state.
Puddin’(calmly): Okay, where does she work?
Julie: Smitty’s Diner. Come to think of it, the only tips I get are from Gus.
Puddin’(scoffs): Oh, how kind of him. Well, Julie, since you seem to be in quite the little rut, I’ll let you stay here for a while.
Julie: Oh, thank you, Ms. Parker! And you don’t have to worry about a thing; I’m very easy to live with!
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s kitchen. She and Mr. Gus are cleaning up from dinner.
Puddin’: Gussy, I’m not gonna mince words here: when is she leaving?
Mr. Gus: Why? Don’t you like her?
Puddin’: Not after three whole weeks of Donna Summer sing-alongs and scrapple every single night! Also, I think the only reason you keep her around is because you’re attracted to her.
Mr. Gus: Well, she *is* very pretty, but mainly I do feel bad for her.
Puddin’: I do too, but I guess I’ve never been accustomed to houseguests.
Mr. Gus: Unless their name rhymes with "judge".
Puddin’: Oh, DO be still! All the same, the time has come to bid Julie "farewell". Oh, Julie! Can I see you in the kitchen, please? (Julie walks in)
Julie: What’s the word, hummingbird?
Puddin’: Julie, both Gus and I care for you very much, but I think it’s time to try crashing somewhere else for a while.
Julie: I guess so; did you have a place in mind?
Puddin’: Certainly! Right across the street, there’s a woman named Ms. Derbyshire. Be sure to tell her that Parker sent you!
The End
