No Day But Today- "Puddin' Vs. Progress"

[Princeton]

No Day But Today- Episode 24
Airdate: 9-5-06
Written by D’Snowth
Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
G-MAN as Colby
Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray as Themselves
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Jerry Stiller as the voice of Mr. Gus
Christopher Walken as Reg Stephens
Brad Garrett as Cop #1
Patrice O Neal as Cop #2


Open on Puddin ‘s studio, where Puddin’ was having a hard time with the penguins who weren’t in the mood for cooperating.

Puddin : How many more times do I have to explain this to you all?
Penguins: How many more times do we have to tell you?
Puddin : Look, I know, and I ‘m glad that you guys want to move on to the next step, but we still have plenty of work to do with this one! Olaf, you never can seem to remember to twirl *counter* clockwise on your entrance, Dwayne, you keep taking one step too many, and Murray, this is no Q in Cincinnati . Now, let ‘s try this once more from the top...
Princeton: (rushes in) Puddin , are you busy?
Puddin : Gee Prinny, is that a trick question?
Madison: (follows Princeton into the studio) Well, is she busy?
Puddin : Look you two, whatever it is, can‘t it wait?
Princeton: I’m afraid not...
Madison: There’s some weird guy outside the studio wanting us to vacate the premises immediately.
Puddin : What? (walks out of the studio followed by the rest)
Reg: Okay, okay, you guys need to move your keisters out of here right now.
Puddin : Just who and what do you think you are?
Reg: I’m Reg Stephens: owner, operator, and founder of Reg ‘s Robic Roadhouse, the fastest growing obscure fitness center in Toledo, and I need you people and birds to move out because you re in my way!
Puddin : What do you mean we’re in *your* way?
Reg: This crummy little dance studio is in the way of the parking lot for my fitness center location.
Princeton: Wait a minute, you can’t just tear down a perfectly good crummy little dance studio! Reg: I know, that’s why I took the liberty of secretly driving it to bankruptcy so you would be in foreclosure so I could tear it down at my leisure!


Commercial Break

Open on Puddin’s studio where she, Princeton, Madison, Colby, Olaf, Dwayne, Murray, and even Mr. Gus are standing outside holding picket signs and shouting protest, while Reg is sitting inside a bulldozer waiting for the cops to arrive.

Reg: (calling out to them) People, people, think of what you’re doing; you’re standing in the way of...ugh...well, you’re standing in the way of *progress*!
Puddin : We’ll show you progress as we become an even more progressive mob! (starts shouting) HECK NO WE WON’T GO...
Others: (join in) HECK NO, WE WON’T GO! HECK NO, WE WON’T GO! HECK NO, WE WON’T GO!!!
Cop #1: (pulls up) What‘s going on here?
Puddin : This nut s trying to bulldoze my studio so he can put in a parking lot for his aerobic center!
Cop #2: Ah jeez, I’ve gotta start headin back to the aerobic center sometime!
Cop #1: No duh!
Reg: Look officer, this place is in foreclosure...
Princeton: (interrupting) Yeah, because *you* drove us to bankruptcy!
Cop #2: That’ s cold!
Cop #1: Is this true?
Reg: Uh...no, of course not, I would never do a thing like that!
Mr. Gus: Oh yeah? (pushes button on tape recorder next to him)
Reg: (from tape recorder) ... That’s why I took the liberty of secretly driving it to bankruptcy so you would be in foreclosure so I could tear it down at my leisure!
Cop #1: Well, looks like it‘s their words against yours! You’re under arrest for fraud!
Reg: (being handcuffed) THIS IS NOT OVER!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST OF ME! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


Commercial Break

Open inside Puddin‘s studio, where a little party was being thrown to celebrate their success.

Puddin : I don’t know what I‘d do if I lost this studio!
Olaf: We don’t know what we’d do if we lost our dance instructor!
Dwayne: We‘d really be up a creek without a paddle then!
Murray: And besides, we still need you to help us out with that new step were having trouble with?
Puddin’: I thought you guys were getting tired of it?
Olaf: I guess we were just tired of failing at it over and over again...
Dwayne: Yeah, we just need more practice at it is all.
Murray: And you’re the only one who can help us at it.
Puddin : Okay then, we’ll take it nice and slowly first thing in the morning!
Princeton: (at the punch bowl) Can I buy you a drink?
Madison: Aren’t they free?

The End

 

[D'Snowth]

That episode really sucks!

 

[redBoobergurl]

It wasn't that bad Snowthy. It had some really funny moments, I'm glad she didn't lose the studio. You could've drug it out a little bit, maybe even made it two parts for drama, but all in all it was still good.

 

[Princeton]

Seriously, I really liked it, Snowthy; don't be so hard on yourself. Think about it: if I didn't like it, it wouldn't be here, ya know? Cheer up, I think it's really good.

 

[D'Snowth]

Sorry, I just HAD to say it!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Fair enough Snowthy. Sometimes it's best to speak out and get things off your chest instead of bottling it in.

Seriously I must say that I enjoyed it and the choice of Christopher Walken in the role of Reg was magnificently thought out.

Don't put yourself down too much friend. You have got talent.

 

[D'Snowth]

Seriously I must say that I enjoyed it and the choice of Christopher Walken in the role of Reg was magnificently thought out.

I was kind of thinking of his character of the swindling banker in the movie The Country Bears, and the fact that any role he plays his character is usually a little "out there" and "off-the-wall".

 

[Princeton]

Bump