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No Day But Today-Episode 5
Airdate: 3-10-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Based on an idea by redBoobergurl
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray as Themselves
Open on Puddin's dance studio. Puddin' is teaching a few penguins (Murray, Dwayne, and Olaf) some complex dance moves.
Puddin': Fine, fine! You are all doing splendidly! Especially you, Olaf; you're executing the Tom and Jerry superbly.
Olaf: Well, thank you, but it's very hard to do it backwards.
Puddin': You should try it in heels!
Dwayne: Hehe! Oh, that's funny, Ms. Parker!
Murray: Oh, clam up, brown noser!
Olaf: First of all, as penguins, we have beaks, not noses. Secondly, penguins enjoy herring rather than clams.
Murray: Oh, yeah? Well then, HERRING up, Olaf! Happy now?
Puddin': All right, enough! Now, watch carefully as I teach you the Lazy Susan/Chocolate Sundae combo. Tickle those ivories, Prin!... (starts dancing and falls) Aahh!
Princeton: Oh, Puddin', are you okay?
Puddin': No, I'm feeling great pain!
Dwayne: What kind of pain, Ms. Parker?
Puddin': The kind that hurts! Oh, Prin, I think I sprained my ankle.
Olaf: Oh, no! And we were doing so well, too! Now what'll we do?
Puddin': Well, Olaf, the only solution, in my eyes, is to have Princeton take over for a while.
Olaf: "Princeton"? But he has no style!
Murray: No sense of direction!
Dwayne: No fashion sense!
Puddin': Well, for now, it'll just have to do. You up for it, Prin?
Princeton: What've I got to lose?
Commercial Break
Open on Princeton and the penguins dancing their hearts out. Puddin' in watching on the sidelines.
Princeton: Okay, guys! And break! Maybe a little faster next time, but all in all, I'd say you're doing really well!
Olaf: Your accolades mean nothing to us.
Murray: Yeah, we want Puddin' back!
Puddin': Well, gee whiz, Murray! I'm right here! And frankly, Prin, I'm a little discouraged.
Princeton: "Discouraged"? With what?
Puddin': Your "Turner and Hooch"! "Turner and Hooch" is not a hard step to master, yet somehow you're just not getting it!
Princeton: Well, Puddin', I'm doing my best!
Puddin': Why don't I believe that?
Princeton: Maybe because I just learned all these steps 2 days ago?!
Puddin': Fine, then! Do a subferior job; teach the boys that subferior is acceptable! So, please, by all means, continue with you tenth-rate teachings!
Commercial Break
Puddin' is fully healed and up and about. She, Princeton, and the penguin trio are having drinks (and kippers!) at the Turquoise Parrot.
Princeton: So, how'd I do with your kippers, fellas?
Olaf: They're top notch!
Dwayne: Yeah, you've got them heated up just the way we like 'em!
Princeton: Well, I'm glad my COOKING is to your liking.
Murray: Aw, Princeton, don't worry about what we said. We were just blowing off steam!
Olaf: You're an inspiration!
Dwayne: And Ms. Parker, don't you wanna say something?
Puddin': Oh, all right! I'll admit, Prinny, it was slow going at first, but you turned it around. In fact, why don't you fill in for me more often?
Princeton: Absolutely! I love these guys!
Dwayne: And you'll still cook for us?
Princeton: Of course I will! Heck, you three will probably put my herring supplier out of business!
The End
Airdate: 3-10-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Based on an idea by redBoobergurl
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin'
Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray as Themselves
Open on Puddin's dance studio. Puddin' is teaching a few penguins (Murray, Dwayne, and Olaf) some complex dance moves.
Puddin': Fine, fine! You are all doing splendidly! Especially you, Olaf; you're executing the Tom and Jerry superbly.
Olaf: Well, thank you, but it's very hard to do it backwards.
Puddin': You should try it in heels!
Dwayne: Hehe! Oh, that's funny, Ms. Parker!
Murray: Oh, clam up, brown noser!
Olaf: First of all, as penguins, we have beaks, not noses. Secondly, penguins enjoy herring rather than clams.
Murray: Oh, yeah? Well then, HERRING up, Olaf! Happy now?
Puddin': All right, enough! Now, watch carefully as I teach you the Lazy Susan/Chocolate Sundae combo. Tickle those ivories, Prin!... (starts dancing and falls) Aahh!
Princeton: Oh, Puddin', are you okay?
Puddin': No, I'm feeling great pain!
Dwayne: What kind of pain, Ms. Parker?
Puddin': The kind that hurts! Oh, Prin, I think I sprained my ankle.
Olaf: Oh, no! And we were doing so well, too! Now what'll we do?
Puddin': Well, Olaf, the only solution, in my eyes, is to have Princeton take over for a while.
Olaf: "Princeton"? But he has no style!
Murray: No sense of direction!
Dwayne: No fashion sense!
Puddin': Well, for now, it'll just have to do. You up for it, Prin?
Princeton: What've I got to lose?
Commercial Break
Open on Princeton and the penguins dancing their hearts out. Puddin' in watching on the sidelines.
Princeton: Okay, guys! And break! Maybe a little faster next time, but all in all, I'd say you're doing really well!
Olaf: Your accolades mean nothing to us.
Murray: Yeah, we want Puddin' back!
Puddin': Well, gee whiz, Murray! I'm right here! And frankly, Prin, I'm a little discouraged.
Princeton: "Discouraged"? With what?
Puddin': Your "Turner and Hooch"! "Turner and Hooch" is not a hard step to master, yet somehow you're just not getting it!
Princeton: Well, Puddin', I'm doing my best!
Puddin': Why don't I believe that?
Princeton: Maybe because I just learned all these steps 2 days ago?!
Puddin': Fine, then! Do a subferior job; teach the boys that subferior is acceptable! So, please, by all means, continue with you tenth-rate teachings!
Commercial Break
Puddin' is fully healed and up and about. She, Princeton, and the penguin trio are having drinks (and kippers!) at the Turquoise Parrot.
Princeton: So, how'd I do with your kippers, fellas?
Olaf: They're top notch!
Dwayne: Yeah, you've got them heated up just the way we like 'em!
Princeton: Well, I'm glad my COOKING is to your liking.
Murray: Aw, Princeton, don't worry about what we said. We were just blowing off steam!
Olaf: You're an inspiration!
Dwayne: And Ms. Parker, don't you wanna say something?
Puddin': Oh, all right! I'll admit, Prinny, it was slow going at first, but you turned it around. In fact, why don't you fill in for me more often?
Princeton: Absolutely! I love these guys!
Dwayne: And you'll still cook for us?
Princeton: Of course I will! Heck, you three will probably put my herring supplier out of business!
The End
