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No Day But Today- Episode 29
Airdate: 10-25-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Pat Carroll as Ms. Derbyshire
Joanna Garcia as Kristy
Open on Puddin’s studio. She and Princeton are doing inventory.
Princeton: Hey, Puddin’, you’ll never believe what I found.
Puddin’: What’s that, Prin?
Princeton: Zackie Wilson’s application.
Puddin’: Oh, what a royal pain in the rump he was. (Just then, Ms. Derbyshire’s car pulls up) I wonder what Frumperella wants.
Derbyshire (walks in): Salutations, Parker! I wouldn’t go the name-calling route if I were you, because I have a possible new addition to your business in mind. (Calls outside) Okay, Kristy, they’re ready for you! (In walks Kristy, a beautiful blonde with blue eyes and a dazzling smile.) This is my niece, Kristy.
Kristy: Hello, everyone. Oh, Ms. Parker, you have a beautiful studio!
Puddin’: Well, thank you, dear, but I’m afraid there are no positions open for you. You see, I handle the choreography, Prin here handles the books and inventory, and my daughter, Madison, who is not here right now, is secretary.
Derbyshire: Now, hold on, Parker, let me explain. Kristy is a designer, possibly the best in Toledo. Her specialty is animal clothing, so what you’re looking at is possibly your future costume designer.
Puddin’: Well, I must say, I’ve never thought of having that as part of my studio, but like they say, try everything once. So, Kristy, I guess what I’m saying is "welcome aboard!"
Commercial Break
Open on The Blue Rose, a local restaurant. Puddin’, Princeton, Madison, and
Kristy are there, celebrating Kristy’s arrival at the studio.
Kristy: Gee, Ms. Parker, this is a really nice place! I never expected anything like this.
Puddin’: Nonsense, dear; I don’t mind spending a little extra, I’m sure you’re worth it. And please, call me Puddin’; if you don’t, we’ll never get past the time of day. Mad, I feel the need to powder my nose. Please join me; it’s what girls do, you know. (They both get up and walk to the bathroom.)
Kristy(to Princeton): Finally, you and I have a little alone time, Prinny. Oh, I just love that nickname; it’s so cute,... just like you. Say, I’m in the mood for a little music; ya mind if I play a song on the jukebox?
Princeton: Of course not, go right ahead. (Kristy puts a quarter in, and pretty soon the opening strains of "Just The Two Of Us" is heard.)
Kristy: Oh, this one of my all-time favorites. I do love a good love song, don’t you?
Princeton: Yes..., preferably with Madison, though.
Kristy (laughs): Oh, Prinny, don’t you know she looks like a Nightclub Edition Bratz Doll? Why settle for that when you can have a Princess Barbie? Whaddaya say,... Ken?
Princeton: I say you’re wasting your time.
Kristy: (turns to him)We’re *both* wasting our time. (Puts her arms around him) Just kiss me and we’ll see what happens from there. (Just then, Madison and Puddin’ rush over to the table)
Madison: Oh, heck to the no! Get your hands off him!
Kristy (to Princeton): Don’t worry, baby, we’ll try again later.
Puddin’: How can you when you’re fired?
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s front lawn, the next day. She and Ms. Derbyshire are discussing Kristy’s behavior last night and Princeton and Madison are sitting on the front steps.
Derbyshire: Well, I am shocked, to say the very least. I had no idea Kristy was like that.
Puddin’: You mean she’s your niece and you didn’t know she’s a little hoochie mama?
Derbyshire: How dare you! Well, rest assured, Parker, this is the last time I do something nice for you! (Storms into her yard)
Puddin’: Well, I sure told her, didn’t I? Oh, that’s right, you two still have to have your little discussion. (Walks in the house)
Madison: So, tell me, Prin, did you enjoy having another woman’s arms around you?
Princeton: Mad, I keep telling you, *she* came onto *me*.
Madison: What, you didn’t think to shove her onto the floor?
Princeton: Well, I wouldn’t want to hurt her.
Madison: "Her"? What about me?
Princeton: You know I still love you. Nothing’s going to change that. (Kisses her on the cheek.)
Madison: All right, you. Let’s go inside.
Princeton: Why?
Madison: Cause I hear the crystal raindrops fall.
The End
Airdate: 10-25-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Pat Carroll as Ms. Derbyshire
Joanna Garcia as Kristy
Open on Puddin’s studio. She and Princeton are doing inventory.
Princeton: Hey, Puddin’, you’ll never believe what I found.
Puddin’: What’s that, Prin?
Princeton: Zackie Wilson’s application.
Puddin’: Oh, what a royal pain in the rump he was. (Just then, Ms. Derbyshire’s car pulls up) I wonder what Frumperella wants.
Derbyshire (walks in): Salutations, Parker! I wouldn’t go the name-calling route if I were you, because I have a possible new addition to your business in mind. (Calls outside) Okay, Kristy, they’re ready for you! (In walks Kristy, a beautiful blonde with blue eyes and a dazzling smile.) This is my niece, Kristy.
Kristy: Hello, everyone. Oh, Ms. Parker, you have a beautiful studio!
Puddin’: Well, thank you, dear, but I’m afraid there are no positions open for you. You see, I handle the choreography, Prin here handles the books and inventory, and my daughter, Madison, who is not here right now, is secretary.
Derbyshire: Now, hold on, Parker, let me explain. Kristy is a designer, possibly the best in Toledo. Her specialty is animal clothing, so what you’re looking at is possibly your future costume designer.
Puddin’: Well, I must say, I’ve never thought of having that as part of my studio, but like they say, try everything once. So, Kristy, I guess what I’m saying is "welcome aboard!"
Commercial Break
Open on The Blue Rose, a local restaurant. Puddin’, Princeton, Madison, and
Kristy are there, celebrating Kristy’s arrival at the studio.
Kristy: Gee, Ms. Parker, this is a really nice place! I never expected anything like this.
Puddin’: Nonsense, dear; I don’t mind spending a little extra, I’m sure you’re worth it. And please, call me Puddin’; if you don’t, we’ll never get past the time of day. Mad, I feel the need to powder my nose. Please join me; it’s what girls do, you know. (They both get up and walk to the bathroom.)
Kristy(to Princeton): Finally, you and I have a little alone time, Prinny. Oh, I just love that nickname; it’s so cute,... just like you. Say, I’m in the mood for a little music; ya mind if I play a song on the jukebox?
Princeton: Of course not, go right ahead. (Kristy puts a quarter in, and pretty soon the opening strains of "Just The Two Of Us" is heard.)
Kristy: Oh, this one of my all-time favorites. I do love a good love song, don’t you?
Princeton: Yes..., preferably with Madison, though.
Kristy (laughs): Oh, Prinny, don’t you know she looks like a Nightclub Edition Bratz Doll? Why settle for that when you can have a Princess Barbie? Whaddaya say,... Ken?
Princeton: I say you’re wasting your time.
Kristy: (turns to him)We’re *both* wasting our time. (Puts her arms around him) Just kiss me and we’ll see what happens from there. (Just then, Madison and Puddin’ rush over to the table)
Madison: Oh, heck to the no! Get your hands off him!
Kristy (to Princeton): Don’t worry, baby, we’ll try again later.
Puddin’: How can you when you’re fired?
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s front lawn, the next day. She and Ms. Derbyshire are discussing Kristy’s behavior last night and Princeton and Madison are sitting on the front steps.
Derbyshire: Well, I am shocked, to say the very least. I had no idea Kristy was like that.
Puddin’: You mean she’s your niece and you didn’t know she’s a little hoochie mama?
Derbyshire: How dare you! Well, rest assured, Parker, this is the last time I do something nice for you! (Storms into her yard)
Puddin’: Well, I sure told her, didn’t I? Oh, that’s right, you two still have to have your little discussion. (Walks in the house)
Madison: So, tell me, Prin, did you enjoy having another woman’s arms around you?
Princeton: Mad, I keep telling you, *she* came onto *me*.
Madison: What, you didn’t think to shove her onto the floor?
Princeton: Well, I wouldn’t want to hurt her.
Madison: "Her"? What about me?
Princeton: You know I still love you. Nothing’s going to change that. (Kisses her on the cheek.)
Madison: All right, you. Let’s go inside.
Princeton: Why?
Madison: Cause I hear the crystal raindrops fall.
The End
