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No Day But Today- Episode 32
Airdate: 12-2-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Rue McClanahan as Granny Mae
Open on Princeton’s house. He and Madison are sitting around, relaxing.
Madison: Oh, Prin, it’s so nice to just sit around with nothing weighing on us.
Princeton: I agree. Relaxation seems like it’s in such short supply these days. (Just then, there is a rhythmic knock on the door. Princeton answers it, and standing on the doorstep is Princeton’s grandmother, Mae Montgomery. Granny Mae has a big beehive of brown hair, rhinestone glasses, and aquamarine stretch pants on.)
Granny Mae: Well, hello there, Doo-dah!
Princeton (hugs her): Granny Mae, what a surprise! Granny, this is my…
Granny Mae: No introduction necessary, this must be your blushing soon to be bride, Madison!
Princeton: How did you know that?
Granny Mae: Why, your mama told me, of course! Why else would I be here?
Madison: Well, Granny, the wedding is probably not for another two months.
Granny Mae: Oh, honey, I know that. I came early so I could plan the wedding!
Commercial Break
Madison: Well, thank you anyway, but I’m afraid we already picked out a planner.
Granny Mae: Oh, really, who’s that?
Madison: My foster mother, Puddin’.
Granny Mae: Well then, I must meet this Puddin’ so that she can meet her new planning partner!
Madison: “Partner”?
Granny Mae: Why, yes, darling! No law that says you can’t have a little help with planning a wedding! Oh, did I mention that I’m moving in with you?
Madison: WHAT?!
Princeton: Well, naturally, Granny, we’d be happy to have you, but why?
Granny Mae: Oh, I got tired of living in that old condo. Old Man Peterson was way too competitive with those doggone bingo games. Plus, I’d be here for the wedding anyway, so it just stands to reason.
Princeton: Well, of course it does, right, Mad?
Madison (swallows hard): Uh,… yes. Yes, Granny Mae, we’d love for you to live with us.
Granny Mae: Well, thank you, honey child. Princeton, you sure picked a great girl.
Princeton: The best. Say, Mad, how about you call Puddin’ and set up the ever so fateful meeting?
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room. She, Princeton and Madison are waiting for Granny Mae to show up so she can meet Puddin’.
Madison: Now, Puddin’, I know we said that you could plan the wedding yourself, but Granny Mae is family, at least to Princeton.
Puddin’: And I accept that, Mad. It’s just that I’ve never planned a wedding before, and I was hoping that this would be something I could do just for you.
Madison: Well, thank you, Puddin’, but keep an open mind and just hear what Granny Mae has to say. (Just then,. Granny Mae comes through the door)
Granny Mae (hugs Puddin‘): Hello there, partner! My, we‘ll make quite the team!.
Puddin’ (flatly): Yes, well, we’ll see. So, I was thinking of registering at Williams- Sonoma…
Granny Mae: Well, I was thinking maybe Jordan Marsh?
Puddin’ (perturbed): Yes, I suppose that could work too. Now for the bouquet, I was thinking roses, naturally…
Granny Mae: Well, see, Princeton’s got a little Dutch in him, so I was thinking tulips?
Puddin’: Perhaps. Now, for the dress, my mother’s wedding dress would, of course, be the prime choice…
Granny Mae: Did I mention I sew? Oh, I could whip up a Mae Montgomery original that Princess Di would be so jealous of…
Puddin’ (furious): All right, that’s it! Every idea I have you don’t like, so you’re obviously better off doing it yourself!
Granny Mae: No! Oh, now, Puddin’, I *want* you to help me. It seems like we’ve *both* got some great ideas; it’d be a shame for us to not work together.
Puddin’: Oh, all right. Now, what time does Jordan Marsh close? You see, I really want to make sure that we get… (fade out)
The End
Airdate: 12-2-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Rue McClanahan as Granny Mae
Open on Princeton’s house. He and Madison are sitting around, relaxing.
Madison: Oh, Prin, it’s so nice to just sit around with nothing weighing on us.
Princeton: I agree. Relaxation seems like it’s in such short supply these days. (Just then, there is a rhythmic knock on the door. Princeton answers it, and standing on the doorstep is Princeton’s grandmother, Mae Montgomery. Granny Mae has a big beehive of brown hair, rhinestone glasses, and aquamarine stretch pants on.)
Granny Mae: Well, hello there, Doo-dah!
Princeton (hugs her): Granny Mae, what a surprise! Granny, this is my…
Granny Mae: No introduction necessary, this must be your blushing soon to be bride, Madison!
Princeton: How did you know that?
Granny Mae: Why, your mama told me, of course! Why else would I be here?
Madison: Well, Granny, the wedding is probably not for another two months.
Granny Mae: Oh, honey, I know that. I came early so I could plan the wedding!
Commercial Break
Madison: Well, thank you anyway, but I’m afraid we already picked out a planner.
Granny Mae: Oh, really, who’s that?
Madison: My foster mother, Puddin’.
Granny Mae: Well then, I must meet this Puddin’ so that she can meet her new planning partner!
Madison: “Partner”?
Granny Mae: Why, yes, darling! No law that says you can’t have a little help with planning a wedding! Oh, did I mention that I’m moving in with you?
Madison: WHAT?!
Princeton: Well, naturally, Granny, we’d be happy to have you, but why?
Granny Mae: Oh, I got tired of living in that old condo. Old Man Peterson was way too competitive with those doggone bingo games. Plus, I’d be here for the wedding anyway, so it just stands to reason.
Princeton: Well, of course it does, right, Mad?
Madison (swallows hard): Uh,… yes. Yes, Granny Mae, we’d love for you to live with us.
Granny Mae: Well, thank you, honey child. Princeton, you sure picked a great girl.
Princeton: The best. Say, Mad, how about you call Puddin’ and set up the ever so fateful meeting?
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s living room. She, Princeton and Madison are waiting for Granny Mae to show up so she can meet Puddin’.
Madison: Now, Puddin’, I know we said that you could plan the wedding yourself, but Granny Mae is family, at least to Princeton.
Puddin’: And I accept that, Mad. It’s just that I’ve never planned a wedding before, and I was hoping that this would be something I could do just for you.
Madison: Well, thank you, Puddin’, but keep an open mind and just hear what Granny Mae has to say. (Just then,. Granny Mae comes through the door)
Granny Mae (hugs Puddin‘): Hello there, partner! My, we‘ll make quite the team!.
Puddin’ (flatly): Yes, well, we’ll see. So, I was thinking of registering at Williams- Sonoma…
Granny Mae: Well, I was thinking maybe Jordan Marsh?
Puddin’ (perturbed): Yes, I suppose that could work too. Now for the bouquet, I was thinking roses, naturally…
Granny Mae: Well, see, Princeton’s got a little Dutch in him, so I was thinking tulips?
Puddin’: Perhaps. Now, for the dress, my mother’s wedding dress would, of course, be the prime choice…
Granny Mae: Did I mention I sew? Oh, I could whip up a Mae Montgomery original that Princess Di would be so jealous of…
Puddin’ (furious): All right, that’s it! Every idea I have you don’t like, so you’re obviously better off doing it yourself!
Granny Mae: No! Oh, now, Puddin’, I *want* you to help me. It seems like we’ve *both* got some great ideas; it’d be a shame for us to not work together.
Puddin’: Oh, all right. Now, what time does Jordan Marsh close? You see, I really want to make sure that we get… (fade out)
The End
Nice episode Brian!
