No Day But Today- "Bliss And Blues"

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No Day But Today- Episode 31
Airdate: 12-1-06
Written & Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
Amanda Seyfried as Madison
Jerry Stiller as the voice of Mr. Gus

Open on Puddin’s house. She is just about to enjoy a quiet evening at home when the doorbell rings. She opens it to find Princeton and Madison standing on her doorstep.

Puddin’: Prin! Mad! What a surprise! I didn’t expect you home from your date night *this* early, Mad!
Wait a minute, why do you two look so happy?
Princeton: Ah, yes, about that. Puddin’, you may wanna sit down for this.
Puddin’: Prin, do understand that I have a corn on my foot the size of Baltimore; don’t think for a minute that I would willingly want to stand right now. (sits down)
Madison (to Princeton): Why couldn’t she have just sat down and been done with it?
Puddin’: Mad darling, the corn is on my *foot*, not my eardrums. Anyway, what do you want to tell me?
Princeton: Puddin’, tonight I asked Madison if she’d marry me, and … well, she said “yes”.

Commercial Break

Puddin’: I’m sorry, I could have sworn you said that you two are … getting married? Please tell me that this is some awful dream, although I know it’s *not* a dream since there are no boy dancers.
Madison: My word, Puddin’, I thought you’d be happy for us! I mean, granted, I’m not even your real daughter, but *still* you should be happy!
Puddin’: Mad, please understand that I have not lead a choirgirl’s life. I’ve lost my mother, I’ve lost my high school sweetheart… Mad, I don’t need the loss of a foster daughter to complete the “Puddin’ Parker Trinity of Losses”.
Madison: Well, until you find it in your crusty black heart to show a little joy for us, I think I’ll spend the night at Princeton’s.
Puddin’: Marvelous idea, Mad, just marvelous! I mean, after all, you *will* be living with him. No time like the present to familiarize yourself with his uncleanly living habits!
Madison: Oh, for God’s sakes, Puddin’, this was meant to be good news, but with you, *nothing* is good! Let’s go, Prin!

Commercial Break

Open on Puddin’s front porch. Madison and Princeton are about to see if Puddin’s at home.

Madison: Do you think she’ll be back to her senses now?
Princeton: Well, I would certainly *hope* so! I’d say three weeks gave her plenty of time! (knocks on door, Mr. Gus opens it)
Mr. Gus: Hey, kids. Never got a chance to congratulate you.
Madison: Aw, thank you, Gus! Say, is now a good time to talk to Puddin?
Mr. Gus: Boy, is it ever! You two sure picked a good day to visit, come on in. (they walk in and see Puddin’ laying on the sofa)
Puddin’: Well, if it isn’t Pradison, the newly engaged couple who are fitting to send me to an early grave.
Mr. Gus: She hasn’t eaten, slept, or bathed since she heard the news.
Princeton: I was wondering what that smell was.
Puddin’: That’s Parker funk, my boy! Nothing like it in the world!
Madison: Puddin’, I knew you’d react badly to all this, but I never expected you to get sick over it.
Puddin’: “Sick”? Why, I’ve never felt better!
Madison: Come on, I’ll make you some nice mac and cheese.
Puddin’: Oh, how sweet of you, Mad, but I have no appetite.
Princeton (to Madison): Watch this. (to Puddin’) Puddin’, we’ve decided to make you our official wedding planner; minus the big butt, of course.
Puddin’: Did somebody say “Velveeta”?

The End
 

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"... Forget the cheddar/velveta's better/that's what it's all about!"

This was a really funny episode, and just what I was waiting for... the BIG announcement!

And I agree with Mad, I too had the feeling Puddin' was going to have a bad reaction to the news, but not THAT bad!
 

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Well, I finally got the chance to read this! I'm excited to see Princeton and Madison engaged, it should be quite humorous to watch them plan their wedding with Puddin hanging around stirring things up. Favorite line? Why if it isn't Pradison...I love the play on all the famous couple in Hollywood like Bragelina and Bennifer and all that. That was so funny!
 

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That was very funny indeed. This is getting very intriguing Brian and I look forward to finding out what happens next. It's great for a chuckle. :big_grin:
 
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