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No Day But Today- Episode 9
Airdate:4-18-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
G-MAN as Colby
Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray as Themselves
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She and Princeton are relaxing and talking about the foreign movie they just got back from.
Princeton: Puddin’, the least you could’ve done was TELL me that it had subtitles!
Puddin’: What’s the big deal, Prin?
Princeton: All that running back and forth to finish a sentence almost killed me!
Puddin’: Well, by all means, Prin, I apologize. (sees Colby’s Buick pull up) Oh, my stars, it’s Colby! Colby darling, how are you?
Colby: Rotten! My publisher told me that because of Princeton’s tie, I can’t submit any more of my books to them.
Princeton: Well then, why not just go to another publisher?
Colby: Because my contract with them hasn’t run out yet. Oh, I wish there was something we could do.
Puddin’: Well, don’t you worry, Colby. We’ll definitely think of something.
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s studio. Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray are taking a break and listening to Princeton and Puddin’ discuss Colby’s dilemma.
Puddin’: Well, if anything, YOU should be the one rectifying this, Prin. After all, it was YOUR tie.
Princeton: Puddin’, for crying out loud, enough about the tie already! Anyway, he’s YOUR friend; why don’t YOU do something?
Puddin’: Because, Prin, I can’t afford to risk getting thrown in the slammer.
Dwayne: Why don’t WE do something, Ms. Parker?
Murray: Shh! Don’t you dare volunteer US for this, Dwayne!
Olaf: Well, why not? After all, we owe all our tap dancing knowledge to Puddin’; I say we go for it, fellas.
Puddin’: What an EXCELLENT idea! Oh, boys, it would mean so much to me.
Olaf: For you, Puddin’, we would defend the moon against man.
Murray: Oh, herring up, you Rostand wannabe.
Commercial Break
Open on the exterior of Palmer Publishing. The penguin trio are handcuffed and awaiting Puddin’s arrival. Just then, she arrives.
Puddin’: Holy Christmas, boys! Whatever happened?
Murray: Well, me and Dwayne were doing just fine with our protest, until Olaf decided to go off script and do a soliloquy.
Olaf: I have no regrets. But all the same, isn’t there some way out of this?
Puddin’: Well, boys, in my eyes, there is only one solution. And that is to go out dancing!
All three: YEAH!!! (While they dance, Puddin’ slips their handcuffs off, scoops them up and runs away with them).
Puddin’: Well, the police report for THIS case will certainly be interesting!
Then End
Airdate:4-18-06
Written and Created by Princeton
Starring: Princeton as Himself
Redboobergurl as Puddin’
G-MAN as Colby
Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray as Themselves
Open on Puddin’s front porch. She and Princeton are relaxing and talking about the foreign movie they just got back from.
Princeton: Puddin’, the least you could’ve done was TELL me that it had subtitles!
Puddin’: What’s the big deal, Prin?
Princeton: All that running back and forth to finish a sentence almost killed me!
Puddin’: Well, by all means, Prin, I apologize. (sees Colby’s Buick pull up) Oh, my stars, it’s Colby! Colby darling, how are you?
Colby: Rotten! My publisher told me that because of Princeton’s tie, I can’t submit any more of my books to them.
Princeton: Well then, why not just go to another publisher?
Colby: Because my contract with them hasn’t run out yet. Oh, I wish there was something we could do.
Puddin’: Well, don’t you worry, Colby. We’ll definitely think of something.
Commercial Break
Open on Puddin’s studio. Olaf, Dwayne, and Murray are taking a break and listening to Princeton and Puddin’ discuss Colby’s dilemma.
Puddin’: Well, if anything, YOU should be the one rectifying this, Prin. After all, it was YOUR tie.
Princeton: Puddin’, for crying out loud, enough about the tie already! Anyway, he’s YOUR friend; why don’t YOU do something?
Puddin’: Because, Prin, I can’t afford to risk getting thrown in the slammer.
Dwayne: Why don’t WE do something, Ms. Parker?
Murray: Shh! Don’t you dare volunteer US for this, Dwayne!
Olaf: Well, why not? After all, we owe all our tap dancing knowledge to Puddin’; I say we go for it, fellas.
Puddin’: What an EXCELLENT idea! Oh, boys, it would mean so much to me.
Olaf: For you, Puddin’, we would defend the moon against man.
Murray: Oh, herring up, you Rostand wannabe.
Commercial Break
Open on the exterior of Palmer Publishing. The penguin trio are handcuffed and awaiting Puddin’s arrival. Just then, she arrives.
Puddin’: Holy Christmas, boys! Whatever happened?
Murray: Well, me and Dwayne were doing just fine with our protest, until Olaf decided to go off script and do a soliloquy.
Olaf: I have no regrets. But all the same, isn’t there some way out of this?
Puddin’: Well, boys, in my eyes, there is only one solution. And that is to go out dancing!
All three: YEAH!!! (While they dance, Puddin’ slips their handcuffs off, scoops them up and runs away with them).
Puddin’: Well, the police report for THIS case will certainly be interesting!
Then End
