Muppets Visit Australia

[Mad Monty fan]

Chapter 1:
Kermit, Fozzie, and the rest of the muppets were on their way to the airport to catch a flight to Australia. How much time will we have to spend at the rest stop? asked Walter Not very much time. We also have to stop at the gas station before we head to the airport so I can fuel up the car. said Kermit. Okay. said Walter. An hour later after everyone spent all the time they needed to at the rest stop, they drove for a few more miles to the gas station, where Kermit got out to pump the gas into the car. After stopping at the gas station, they made their way to the airport, where Kermit went to leave their car at the car garage. After everyone got out, Kermit locked the car with his key set. That was the uncomfortable ride I have ever had. said Sam the Eagle Well you'll be glad to know the seats on the plane will be comfortable. said Kermit At the plane, Kermit and Scooter made sure everyone was present and accounted for. Let's see. Lew Zealand Wayne Bunsen Floyd Dr. Teeth Zoot Animal Janice Fozzie Wanda Beaker Walter Gonzo Crazy Harry The Swedish Chef Beauregard Sweetums Miss Piggy Annie Sue Link Hoghtrob Dr. Julius Strangepork Sam Rowlf Rizzo Pepe Robin Bobo Statler Waldorf am I missing anybody? asked Scooter No I think you got everybody, plus you and me. said Kermit. Well, now that's taken care of, right this way to the plane. said Scooter, escorting everyone in. Where should I sit? asked Sweetums Anywhere you can find room. said Scooter Sweetums got on the plane, in spite of his height prohibiting him from sitting down otherwise. After everyone got on, the plane took off. An hour later, the pilots let the Muppets know how close they were to touching down in Sydney, Australia. After the plane touched down on the runway, everyone got out. I know you're all very eager to go see the sights, but not until everyone gets off the plane. said Kermit Animal, who got impatient with waiting, yelled sightseeing repeatedly until Floyd calmed him down and told him they would be doing after everyone got off the plane. Help. I'm stuck. said Sweetums, who got pulled out from the low doorway by Kermit and Scooter. Alright. Now that everyone is here, you are free to do some sightseeing. said Kermit Did you hear that Animal? asked Floyd Kermit said we can do some sightseeing. said Floyd This pleased Animal to no end, which caused him to yell the word sightseeing three times. The only way we can take you is if you calm down. said Floyd. Animal calm. said Animal Good. Now let's go do some sightseeing. said Floyd At the same time, Wayne and Wanda were figuring out what their sightseeing plans would be. I for one, know what I'll be doing. Beauregard! yelled Miss Piggy What can I do for you Miss Piggy? asked Beauregard I need somebody to carry my luggage back to my motel room for me. said Miss Piggy Don't you want to start on your sightseeing first and worry about your luggage after? asked Beauregard It's easier to do this first so I don't have to carry my stuff around. said Miss Piggy. Later that night, after a day of sightseeing, everyone was exhausted and wanted to go back to their motel rooms. Everyone, we have one more thing to do. There's a concert at the Sydney Opera House I want us all to see. said Kermit After they got done seeing the concert, it was after midnight, so it was off to bed with the muppets.

 

[Mad Monty fan]

Chapter 2:
Morning came and everyone was ready to go have some breakfast. Everyone arrived at a restaurant where they saw there was an all you can eat breakfast buffet. Metal containers lined the table. There was even fresh fruit. After everyone made their way inside, a woman showed them to their table. Wayne and Wanda chose to sit alone. Link and Dr. Julius Strangepork sat with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Annie Sue sat with Fozzie, Gonzo, Walter and Scooter. Sweetums sat with Sam the Eagle, The Swedish Chef, and Lew Zealand. Bunsen and Beaker sat alone. Statler and Waldorf chose to sit alone. Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, Floyd, and Animal all sat together. Bobo sat with Pepe, Robin and Rizzo and Beauregard sat with Rowlf and Crazy Harry. After a breakfast to start the day, everyone paid the waitress and were on their way for the start of another fun filled day. Everyone made their way to the subway station to get their tickets punched by the man in charge of the ticket window. There ya go. Ya have a nice day now. And enjoy your subway ride. said the Australian ticket man. Like before, Scooter and Kermit were in charge of getting everyone on the subway as soon as possible. By the time everyone arrived in Queensland, it was lunch time, so everyone went to find places to eat. Kermit, who felt bad that Annie Sue was shy at breakfast decided to go with her. Where do you feel like going? asked Gonzo. Anywhere with food that has cheese in it. said Rizzo. Well, there's a pizza place right over here. said Gonzo. That sounds good to me. said Rizzo Question though: do they serve mozzarella sticks? asked Rizzo Yes. They do. said Gonzo. My interest has continued to be piqued. said Rizzo. Miss Piggy, who was the least bit jealous Kermit partnered up with Annie Sue, decided to tag along with Beauregard. Link and Dr. Julius Strangepork, who had no time to stop somewhere to eat, decided to go to a nearby hat shop and try on the hats that were there. Their next stop was Alice Springs, where after driving 335 miles, they arrived at the Ayers Rock, the largest ever rock in Australia. After arriving back in Sydney, it was 9:00 at night. Miss Piggy and Kermit however decided to end their night by going to a steak house for dinner.

 

[muppetperson]

If only this wasn't fiction.

 

[Mad Monty fan]

Chapter 3:
In the morning, Kermit had good news. Good news everyone. Today, we'll be taking a bus ride around downtown Sydney. said Kermit. Everyone was overjoyed to hear this. This is the best news I've heard all day. I've always wanted to see the sights in downtown Sydney. said Walter Kermit? When are we leaving? asked Fozzie We're leaving right now. said Kermit Everyone got to the bus stop early and had a few minutes to wait. Finally, their bus came and they were on their way. They spent all day in downtown Sydney and all night in downtown Sydney. A couple brave souls who were willing to go a coffee place and drink as much coffee as they could did. Of that bunch included Annie Sue, Gonzo, Pepe, Crazy Harry, and Rizzo. By the time they left from drinking 100 cups of coffee, they were acting shaky from drinking so much coffee. What happened to you guys and why do you look like had a coffee overdose? asked Kermit Because we drank 100 cups of coffee. said Annie Sue. An hour later, they heard the sound of sirens and saw the police catching up to them. Once Kermit slowed down the car, the police officer got out of their car knocked on the window, which made Kermit roll down the window. Hi officer, is there a problem? asked Kermit. No. But it's come to my attention that some of your passengers that are in the car with you had a coffee overdose. This is true, is it not? asked the police officer Yes. It is true. said Kermit. Do me a favor and don't let them have a coffee overdose again. said the police officer, getting back into his car and leaving. That was it? We aren't going to jail? asked Annie Sue Nope. That's only if you're drunk. said Kermit Is there a way to counter this coffee overdose? asked Annie Sue The only way to get rid of the overdose is to sleep it off. said Kermit. But that will take forever considering we drank a lot. said Annie Sue.

 

[Mad Monty fan]

Chapter 4:
Morning came and Annie Sue, Crazy Harry, Rizzo, Pepe, and Gonzo were all tempted to brew a pot of coffee to start their day. They however didn't realize Kermit unplugged the coffee pot while they were asleep. Annie Sue, not even seeming to notice the coffee pot wasn't plugged in, put the coffee grounds in the paper filter and started it up, excepting to hear a noise when it was turned on. Why isn't the glass coffee pot filling up? asked Annie Sue I unplugged it. The police officer told me not to let you guys have anymore. said Kermit I need coffee to start my day. It's my morning routine. said Annie Sue Not today it's not. Not after the overdose incident last night. said Kermit