Muppets From Space: 10th Anniversary FanFic

[minor muppetz]

Kermit, Gonzo, Rizzo, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Animal, Pepe, Scooter, Rowlf, Floyd, Bunsen, Beaker, Clifford, Janice, and Sweetums were all gathered in the living room of the boarding house.

Kermit: Well, it's been ten years since our last theatrically-released film, Muppets From Space.
Pepe: Si, but we may be working on a new movie soon, okay.
Kermit: Yeah, but we've had many cancled movie deals. But maybe we should look back on the tenth anniversary of Muppets From Space.
Miss Piggy: Why bother? There's no major celebrations for it.
Kermit: I know, but...
Rizzo: There's not even a tenth anniversary DVD release of it.
Pepe: You've got a point, okay.
Gonzo: But hey! Let's bring back memories! Let's watch some scenes from the movie!
Kermit: That's what I had in mind.
Floyd: Let's start with the big opening scene!
Animal: Yyyyeeeahhhhh!
Clifford: That Brick House number hits the spot!
Janice: Fer sure!
Rowlf: Yeah! Right on!

(The "Brick House" sequence is shown)

Fozzie: That truly was a great scene.
Gonzo: Yeah, I only wish I was a part of it. But it's okay, because I was the star.
Rizzo: Maybe I'll be the star of the next movie.
Pepe: No, no, no, I'll be the star, okay!
Miss Piggy: No, obviously, moi will be the star...
Kermit: Uh, we're not focusing on our next movie right now.
(everybody sighs)
Gonzo: Hey, let's watch the scenes where I find out I am from outer space!

(sequences shown: Gonzo's Captain Alphabet cereal gives him a message; Gonzo meets the Cosmic Fish)

Bunsen: I'm going to have to study those fish someday. Right, Beaker?
Beaker: (shaking head) Mee mee mee, mo, mo.
Bunsen: That's right.
Pepe: You know, I was in all of the best scenes, okay!
Miss Piggy: Oh, good grief...

(cut to some Pepe scenes: Pepe and Rizzo in the jacuzzi, Pepe wears a tutu, and Pepe uses the door-in-a-jar)

Miss Piggy: Of course, moi's favorite scene was the fight scene.

(Miss Piggy fighting a government agent is shown)

Miss Piggy: Actually, I meant the other fight scene.

(Miss Piggy's fight with Shelly Snipe is shown)

Fozzie: I hate to say this, but I think we should show some scenes with the bad guy.
Clifford: I agree.
Gonzo: He was so good at being a bad guy.

(scenes shown: K. Edgar Singer meets Gonzo; Singer threatens to send Bobo to the zoo)

Rizzo: Of course, I really hated becoming a lab rat.

(the sequence where the lab rats do their tests is shown)

Kermit: We've gone through good times and bad times, especially when we made that movie.
Fozzie: I feel like I wasn't really talking when I was talking.
Miss Piggy: Moi, too!
Floyd: I don't think that movie had enough good music.
Clifford: I agree.
Animal: MUSIC! MUSIC!
Floyd: But there was one great musical sequence.

(the "Celebration" sequence is shown)

Kermit: Well, that was all ten years ago.
Gonzo: I'm glad we celebrated it just now, even if the rest of the world didn't care to celebrate.
Rizzo: Eh, don't be discouraged, Gonzo. You were a much better actor in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Gonzo: Thanks, Rizzo.
Rizzo: Of course, my acting always gets better with each film.
Miss Piggy: I wonder why we chose to celebrate this trash, instead of the 30th anniversary of The Muppet Movie.
Rowlf: I agree. I was in more of that one.
Fozzie: And I was funnier. Wocka wocka!
Kermit: Well, our worst work can be just as good as our best.
Gonzo: I like my worst work the best.