muppet parody of cheers 2

[ryhoyarbie]

okay, by popular demand, here it is kiddies..
kermit acting like sam
piggy acting like rebecca
rowlf acting like norm
lew zealand acting like cliff
grungetta acting like carla
beauregard acting like woody
sam the eagle acting like frasier

kermit: so grungetta, how did your date go with my friend?
grungetta: it was good.
kermit: did my friend behave himself?
grungetta: ya he did.
kermit: so what did you 2 do love birds do?
grungetta: why would i tell you?
grungetta walks off
beauregard: so what did grungetta say kermit?
kermit: why would i tell you.
beauregard: geez, i was just asking kermit.
rowlf walks in
rowlf: after
rowlf yawns
rowlf: noon
rowlf yawns again
rowlf: everybody
everyone:slower and a quieter response rowlf .
kermit: rowlfy you don't look so good.
rowlf: last night was a long night for me kermit.
lew: bad night rowlfy?
rowlf: ya, i couldn't sleep because i was sleeping in the same bed with my wife.
sam: you know rowlf, i don't know what the deal is with you. surely your wife isn't that bad looking?
lew: ya. i mean look at if from my theory. some women are born with good looks and other women are born with being smart.
grungetta: to bad you don't have either of them.
piggy walks in
piggy: guess what everyone, i have some good news.
grungetta: are you dying?
piggy: no, but i might be leaving cheers.
grungetta: different scenario same outcome.
piggy: what outcome would that be.
grungetta: that you're getting out of my life.
kermit: why are you leaving piggy? i thought you liked this place?
piggy: this place, this run down bar?
walks over to lew and rowlf
piggy: with these pests, these bar slobs who hang around all day long at this place.
lew: hey hey, some of us have jobs.
piggy: okay one slob.
points to rowlf
rowlf: hey i have a job too. i come here to get away from my wife. that's why i spend 9 hours a day, 7 days a week here.

ryan

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

That's was good. Especially, the parts with Piggy. I could picture her saying those things.