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Just like the title says, the Muppets are in a meeting of sorts, and chaos rolls on. Enjoy!
All sorts of Muppets were gathered around a large conference table, inside the Muppet theater where the ever popular "The Muppet Show" was produced, where hundreds of people would flock each week and watch the show, and where famous celebrities performed with the Muppets.
Kermit the frog, the green amphibian who was the host of the show, along with being the spokesperson for the muppets, and the official leader of sorts, was seated at the end looking at some sorts, and trying to get the other muppets to settle down.
All sorts of muppets were at the table, talking, throwing boomerang fishes, and eating food.
Kermit looked discouraged as he looked at the gang. "Excuse me."
Nothing happened.
"Can I have everyone's attention." Still nothing for the frog. Kermit rolled his eyes. He then caught Animal, the drummer for The Electric Mayhem, eating one of the nearby seat cushions.
Kermit decided to get Animal's attention with a half eaten sandwich he had earlier in the day.
"Psss, Animal."
Animal did not hear Kermit because of all the noise and continued to eat the seat cushion.
Kermit had another idea.
The frog held up the sandwich and pointed it to the direction of Animal's nose. Sure enough, hook, line, and sinker, the tricked worked as Animal looked up at the sandwich.
"Animal, come here," Kermit said signaling for the creature to walk over to him.
Animal, like a trained dog, did and started drooling at the sandwich.
"Now Animal, I'll give you this sandwich, but you have to do something for me." Kermit was making a proposition to the drummer.
Animal continued to drool.
"I want you to yell be quiet so I can start the meeting, then I'll give you the sandwich," Kermit gave out the deal.
"Ooookayyyyyyy," Animal said. He turned his attention to the crowd. "BE QUIET!"
That startled everyone, and they stopped talking.
Kermit gave Animal the sandwich and decided to start the meeting.
Kermit took a breath. "That wasn't so hard. Okay everyone, it's time to start this weeks meeting."
Everyone started to grumble. Obviously, they hated the weekly meetings.
Kermit smiled at everyone, even though he knew everyone would rather be somewhere else. "Okay, now as you all know this week we have for our guest star a talented and gifted actress, Ms. Renée Zellweger. And....."
Kermit started to hear some snoring as he was talking.
Kermit shook his head. "Can somebody please wake up Zoot."
Beauregard, the irrepressible slow wit janitor, took his mop and bopped Zoot on the head. That did the trick.
Zoot woke up and started to come to his senses. "Hey man...." Zoot looked around. "Where am I anyway?"
"You're still in the meeting," Kermit replied.
"Oh man, this is dreadsville," Zoot continued. "It's like some sort of.....um....um...." Zoot started to think of the right word to say.
"Nightmare," Kermit said.
Zoot nodded. "Yeah nightmare man, and I can't seem to get out of it."
"Sounds like the same situation with the frog's relationship with miss butterball," Floyd started to laugh at his own remark.
"Speaking of which, where is Miss Piggy anyway?" Scooter looked at Kermit.
"Kermit let her go for the night," Fozzie Bear said.
"You mean she got to get out of the meeting and we all have to stay," Scooter sounded a little annoyed. "Why?"
"Probably because ol' sausage rolls was going to threaten Kermit and knock him until next week," Floyd took a good guess, probably the right answer.
"Next week? Man I can't even remember last week," Zoot said. "I can't even remember what I was doing in the 60's."
"I believe we all know what you were doing in the 60's," Rowlf said patting Zoot on the back. "That's why you can't remember a dog gone thing."
Rowlf started to laugh a little. "I used dog in the sentence and I'm a dog. Hilarious!"
"Say, you sure you weren't doing anything in the 60's to warp your mind either?" Pops wondered about Rowlf.
"Well I know I wasn't even alive in the 60's, I think," Link started to look confused.
"Just von't tink Link," Dr. Strangepork said. "Just von't tink at all."
"I believe that decade was the first time I injured poor Beaker," Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said. "Right Beakie?"
"Meemeemeemee," Beaker replied. He remembered that day and started to choke Bunsen.
"Yep, he remembers," Bunsen Honeydew tried to say as he was being strangled by his assistant.
"I once had a boomerang fish that was born in the 60's," Lew Zealand said. Then he started to throw some of his fish around the room.
Everyone started to talk again. Kermit looked frustrated, trying to continue to do the meeting.
Finally Kermit had it. "Quiet everyone!"
Everyone's eyes widened as they looked at Kermit. They all stopped talking, except for one.
"And then I said I'm not going with you, even if you do pay me a lot of money," Janice said. She looked around, realizing she was now the center of attention.
Sam the eagle put his hand over his eyes in disgrace. "Weirdos."
"Boy Janice you sure have had a colorful past," Gonzo said at the valley girl guitarist.
"Bwak, bwak!" Camilla clucked.
"I'm surprised Janice ain't dead yet. Who knows what sorts of diseases are floating inside of her," Rizzo pointed out.
"Hey rat that's my girlfriend!" Floyd was mad at Rizzo's comment.
"You tell him sugar, fer sure!" Janice said.
"Speaking of coloring, can you color with me later on uncle Kermit?" Robin asked the elder frog.
"Hey Kermit, I'll color with Robin," Sweetums volunteered to spend some time with the young frog.
The room started to get noisy again as Rizzo and Floyd were about to knock each other up as other muppets were watching.
"Fight, fight!" Animal yelled.
"Hey Kermit, you think I should change the color of my tie?" Fozzie was curious.
Kermit just shook his head and gave up.
Crazy Harry walked over to Kermit, eager to do something.
Kermit signaled and nodded. "Go ahead, I give up. We've got nothing else to lose."
Crazy Harry eagerly smiled. "Crazy Harry make you all go boom!" And with that, Harry did as he bombed the entire meeting room.
As Kermit and the other muppets recovered from the blast, their skin now turned to black from the explosion, Kermit quietly said something to himself. "I hate these meetings."
All sorts of Muppets were gathered around a large conference table, inside the Muppet theater where the ever popular "The Muppet Show" was produced, where hundreds of people would flock each week and watch the show, and where famous celebrities performed with the Muppets.
Kermit the frog, the green amphibian who was the host of the show, along with being the spokesperson for the muppets, and the official leader of sorts, was seated at the end looking at some sorts, and trying to get the other muppets to settle down.
All sorts of muppets were at the table, talking, throwing boomerang fishes, and eating food.
Kermit looked discouraged as he looked at the gang. "Excuse me."
Nothing happened.
"Can I have everyone's attention." Still nothing for the frog. Kermit rolled his eyes. He then caught Animal, the drummer for The Electric Mayhem, eating one of the nearby seat cushions.
Kermit decided to get Animal's attention with a half eaten sandwich he had earlier in the day.
"Psss, Animal."
Animal did not hear Kermit because of all the noise and continued to eat the seat cushion.
Kermit had another idea.
The frog held up the sandwich and pointed it to the direction of Animal's nose. Sure enough, hook, line, and sinker, the tricked worked as Animal looked up at the sandwich.
"Animal, come here," Kermit said signaling for the creature to walk over to him.
Animal, like a trained dog, did and started drooling at the sandwich.
"Now Animal, I'll give you this sandwich, but you have to do something for me." Kermit was making a proposition to the drummer.
Animal continued to drool.
"I want you to yell be quiet so I can start the meeting, then I'll give you the sandwich," Kermit gave out the deal.
"Ooookayyyyyyy," Animal said. He turned his attention to the crowd. "BE QUIET!"
That startled everyone, and they stopped talking.
Kermit gave Animal the sandwich and decided to start the meeting.
Kermit took a breath. "That wasn't so hard. Okay everyone, it's time to start this weeks meeting."
Everyone started to grumble. Obviously, they hated the weekly meetings.
Kermit smiled at everyone, even though he knew everyone would rather be somewhere else. "Okay, now as you all know this week we have for our guest star a talented and gifted actress, Ms. Renée Zellweger. And....."
Kermit started to hear some snoring as he was talking.
Kermit shook his head. "Can somebody please wake up Zoot."
Beauregard, the irrepressible slow wit janitor, took his mop and bopped Zoot on the head. That did the trick.
Zoot woke up and started to come to his senses. "Hey man...." Zoot looked around. "Where am I anyway?"
"You're still in the meeting," Kermit replied.
"Oh man, this is dreadsville," Zoot continued. "It's like some sort of.....um....um...." Zoot started to think of the right word to say.
"Nightmare," Kermit said.
Zoot nodded. "Yeah nightmare man, and I can't seem to get out of it."
"Sounds like the same situation with the frog's relationship with miss butterball," Floyd started to laugh at his own remark.
"Speaking of which, where is Miss Piggy anyway?" Scooter looked at Kermit.
"Kermit let her go for the night," Fozzie Bear said.
"You mean she got to get out of the meeting and we all have to stay," Scooter sounded a little annoyed. "Why?"
"Probably because ol' sausage rolls was going to threaten Kermit and knock him until next week," Floyd took a good guess, probably the right answer.
"Next week? Man I can't even remember last week," Zoot said. "I can't even remember what I was doing in the 60's."
"I believe we all know what you were doing in the 60's," Rowlf said patting Zoot on the back. "That's why you can't remember a dog gone thing."
Rowlf started to laugh a little. "I used dog in the sentence and I'm a dog. Hilarious!"
"Say, you sure you weren't doing anything in the 60's to warp your mind either?" Pops wondered about Rowlf.
"Well I know I wasn't even alive in the 60's, I think," Link started to look confused.
"Just von't tink Link," Dr. Strangepork said. "Just von't tink at all."
"I believe that decade was the first time I injured poor Beaker," Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said. "Right Beakie?"
"Meemeemeemee," Beaker replied. He remembered that day and started to choke Bunsen.
"Yep, he remembers," Bunsen Honeydew tried to say as he was being strangled by his assistant.
"I once had a boomerang fish that was born in the 60's," Lew Zealand said. Then he started to throw some of his fish around the room.
Everyone started to talk again. Kermit looked frustrated, trying to continue to do the meeting.
Finally Kermit had it. "Quiet everyone!"
Everyone's eyes widened as they looked at Kermit. They all stopped talking, except for one.
"And then I said I'm not going with you, even if you do pay me a lot of money," Janice said. She looked around, realizing she was now the center of attention.
Sam the eagle put his hand over his eyes in disgrace. "Weirdos."
"Boy Janice you sure have had a colorful past," Gonzo said at the valley girl guitarist.
"Bwak, bwak!" Camilla clucked.
"I'm surprised Janice ain't dead yet. Who knows what sorts of diseases are floating inside of her," Rizzo pointed out.
"Hey rat that's my girlfriend!" Floyd was mad at Rizzo's comment.
"You tell him sugar, fer sure!" Janice said.
"Speaking of coloring, can you color with me later on uncle Kermit?" Robin asked the elder frog.
"Hey Kermit, I'll color with Robin," Sweetums volunteered to spend some time with the young frog.
The room started to get noisy again as Rizzo and Floyd were about to knock each other up as other muppets were watching.
"Fight, fight!" Animal yelled.
"Hey Kermit, you think I should change the color of my tie?" Fozzie was curious.
Kermit just shook his head and gave up.
Crazy Harry walked over to Kermit, eager to do something.
Kermit signaled and nodded. "Go ahead, I give up. We've got nothing else to lose."
Crazy Harry eagerly smiled. "Crazy Harry make you all go boom!" And with that, Harry did as he bombed the entire meeting room.
As Kermit and the other muppets recovered from the blast, their skin now turned to black from the explosion, Kermit quietly said something to himself. "I hate these meetings."
THE END