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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen! Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome to another exciting edition of Muppet interviews where we get behind the scenes of the muppets' popularity.
SKIP: behind the scenes huh? are you considering making a movie because if you are I want in on it too!
SCOOP: NO I'M NOT MAKING A MOVIE! Sorry folks......let's bring out our special guest. this guest is like none you have ever seen before in the History of Television Introducing Traveling Matt!
TRAVELING MATT: Thank you and by the way what kind of creatures are you?
SKIP: he's got there buddy!
SCOOP: well it's kinda complicated to explain.....WHAT A MINUTE WE ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
WALDORF: Keep him on he's on a roll!
STATLER: as long as he avoids dipping in Butter!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: once again sorry folks but let's move on.....you came from Fraggle Rock is that right?
TRAVELLING MATT: yes that's right.
SCOOP: and why exactly did you leave Fraggle Rock?
TRAVELING MATT: I am destined to learn about the silly creatures here in outer Space.
SKIP: you mean this is outer Space! If that's the case I should find where Earth really is and snag me a few Aliens while I'm at it.
SCOOP: THIS IS NOT SPACE THIS IS EARTH!
TRAVELING MATT: no I'm pretty sure this is outer Space.
SCOOP: alright......okay calm down, do you have any family or friends there?
TRAVELING MATT: yes in fact i have a well known Nephew by the name of Gobo Fraggle....I send him postcards daily.
SKIP: you here that folks an uncle who really cares......that makes me want to cry.
STATLER: That just makes me want to leave.
WALDORF: Then let's get out of here!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: CUT THAT OUT! okay I have one last question, have you ever visit your nephew?
TRAVELING MATT: yes I do, I love to see the boy's smiling face when I see him. I'm considering going on Explorations with me.
(The audience does that Awwww thing)
SCOOP: okay that wraps it up. any words of wisdom to the audience?
TRAVELING MATT: don't be afraid to explore the world around you even in Outer space.
SCOOP: for the last time.....THIS ISN'T OUTER SPACE! THIS IS EARTH! SPACE IS ABOVE WHERE WE ARE! IT STARTED THE BIG BANG!
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Big Bang?
(Explodes Room)
TRAVELING MATT: What a wierd way for a Silly creature to say Hello isn't it?
WALDORF: I think this interview is tradition to those guys.
STATLER: Well it's tradition for us to take a nap!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome to another exciting edition of Muppet interviews where we get behind the scenes of the muppets' popularity.
SKIP: behind the scenes huh? are you considering making a movie because if you are I want in on it too!
SCOOP: NO I'M NOT MAKING A MOVIE! Sorry folks......let's bring out our special guest. this guest is like none you have ever seen before in the History of Television Introducing Traveling Matt!
TRAVELING MATT: Thank you and by the way what kind of creatures are you?
SKIP: he's got there buddy!
SCOOP: well it's kinda complicated to explain.....WHAT A MINUTE WE ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
WALDORF: Keep him on he's on a roll!
STATLER: as long as he avoids dipping in Butter!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: once again sorry folks but let's move on.....you came from Fraggle Rock is that right?
TRAVELLING MATT: yes that's right.
SCOOP: and why exactly did you leave Fraggle Rock?
TRAVELING MATT: I am destined to learn about the silly creatures here in outer Space.
SKIP: you mean this is outer Space! If that's the case I should find where Earth really is and snag me a few Aliens while I'm at it.
SCOOP: THIS IS NOT SPACE THIS IS EARTH!
TRAVELING MATT: no I'm pretty sure this is outer Space.
SCOOP: alright......okay calm down, do you have any family or friends there?
TRAVELING MATT: yes in fact i have a well known Nephew by the name of Gobo Fraggle....I send him postcards daily.
SKIP: you here that folks an uncle who really cares......that makes me want to cry.
STATLER: That just makes me want to leave.
WALDORF: Then let's get out of here!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: CUT THAT OUT! okay I have one last question, have you ever visit your nephew?
TRAVELING MATT: yes I do, I love to see the boy's smiling face when I see him. I'm considering going on Explorations with me.
(The audience does that Awwww thing)
SCOOP: okay that wraps it up. any words of wisdom to the audience?
TRAVELING MATT: don't be afraid to explore the world around you even in Outer space.
SCOOP: for the last time.....THIS ISN'T OUTER SPACE! THIS IS EARTH! SPACE IS ABOVE WHERE WE ARE! IT STARTED THE BIG BANG!
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Big Bang?
(Explodes Room)
TRAVELING MATT: What a wierd way for a Silly creature to say Hello isn't it?
WALDORF: I think this interview is tradition to those guys.
STATLER: Well it's tradition for us to take a nap!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
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