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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Welcome again to Muppet Interviews where tonight we introduce one of the most classic of all muppets.
SKIP: Scoop I don't mean to be a pest but all muppets nowadays are a classic to society today.
SCOOP: okay.......well anyway let's bring out our guest of the eveing introducing Scooter.
SCOOTER: Thanks it's a pleasure to be here guys.
SKIP: Likewise I'm Sure.
SCOOP: okay let's get some interviewing underway shall we.....okay what exactly do you do for the Muppets?
SCOOTER: I'm a Go-fer.
SKIP: Freaky a gopher working for the muppets. I've seen everything....Frogs Bears, pigs, chickens, and Monsters but never a gopher.
SCOOTER: I mean i go-fer coffee, go-fer sandwiches, go-fer anything.
WALDORF: then could we make a suggestion?
STATLER: go-fer the exit while you still can!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: KNOCK IT OFF! okay let's move on is it true that your Uncle owns the muppet theater which most people refer to as the Benny Vandergast Memorial Theater?
SCOOTER: yep, my uncle and Kermit owe alot to Benny. which usually includes at least 3 months back rent.
SCOOP: on that note, who exactly is Benny Vandergast.
SCOOTER: Beats me....
SKIP: I got nothing....
SCOOP: Okay....last question, how is it that you manage to work with the Muppets anyway?
SCOOTER: well Kermit has a nice heart, and understands people of their own experience plus I reminded him that Uncle JP owns the theater.
SCOOP: Very nice well that just wraps it up here is there anything you would like to say to the Audience?
SCOOTER: yes, if there is anything you need let me know. Like I said I would go-fer anything.
SKIP: whoa that should lower the boom alot.
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Boom!
(Explodes room along with the desk)
STALTER: there's one thing I learned from that.
WALDORF: What's that...
STATLER: never Go-fer this interview!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Welcome again to Muppet Interviews where tonight we introduce one of the most classic of all muppets.
SKIP: Scoop I don't mean to be a pest but all muppets nowadays are a classic to society today.
SCOOP: okay.......well anyway let's bring out our guest of the eveing introducing Scooter.
SCOOTER: Thanks it's a pleasure to be here guys.
SKIP: Likewise I'm Sure.
SCOOP: okay let's get some interviewing underway shall we.....okay what exactly do you do for the Muppets?
SCOOTER: I'm a Go-fer.
SKIP: Freaky a gopher working for the muppets. I've seen everything....Frogs Bears, pigs, chickens, and Monsters but never a gopher.
SCOOTER: I mean i go-fer coffee, go-fer sandwiches, go-fer anything.
WALDORF: then could we make a suggestion?
STATLER: go-fer the exit while you still can!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: KNOCK IT OFF! okay let's move on is it true that your Uncle owns the muppet theater which most people refer to as the Benny Vandergast Memorial Theater?
SCOOTER: yep, my uncle and Kermit owe alot to Benny. which usually includes at least 3 months back rent.
SCOOP: on that note, who exactly is Benny Vandergast.
SCOOTER: Beats me....
SKIP: I got nothing....
SCOOP: Okay....last question, how is it that you manage to work with the Muppets anyway?
SCOOTER: well Kermit has a nice heart, and understands people of their own experience plus I reminded him that Uncle JP owns the theater.
SCOOP: Very nice well that just wraps it up here is there anything you would like to say to the Audience?
SCOOTER: yes, if there is anything you need let me know. Like I said I would go-fer anything.
SKIP: whoa that should lower the boom alot.
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Boom!
(Explodes room along with the desk)
STALTER: there's one thing I learned from that.
WALDORF: What's that...
STATLER: never Go-fer this interview!
(Both Laugh)
