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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen! Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you! and welcome to Muppet Interviews. I'm Scoop...
SKIP: and I'm Skip.
SCOOP: and today our guest is not like anyother, infact it seems he is the only muppet who is very calm mannered and normal. Let's bring out Sam the Eagle!
SAM THE EAGLE: It's a pleasure to be here to support all of America.
SKIP: Most people are.....
SAM THE EAGLE: Before we start I like to talk to you about all of these wierd Sick Freaks on your show.
SCOOP: What about it?
SAM THE EAGLE: I mean what kind of example are they setting for the young children, it's like a movie kids can't watch but watches it anyway.
SKIP: I've been down that road.........There was this movie about trying to get on of those syndicated T.V series with a Hippo and a Walrus.
SCOOP: What Happened?
SKIP: Trust me (Sniff) you don't want to know......It was HORRIBLE!
SCOOP: okay Moving on let's begin.....okay Sam your goal was get Culture into the Muppet Show is that right?
SAM THE EAGLE: That is right.
SCOOP: Have those attempts always failed?
SAM THE EAGLE: There were some Setbacks Concerning Wayne and Wanda but those were accidents but Kermit fired them anyway, but then we did manage to have Rudolf Nureyev, he is my favorite Opera Singer.
SKIP: Don't you mean ballet dancer?
SAM THE EAGLE: of course ballet dancer....but Culture is Culture I alway say.
STATLER: maybe he should get a job as a conductor.
WALDORF: As long as a train doesn't run over him!
(BOTH LAUGH)
SAM THE EAGLE: I am appalled by that. you gentlemen should be ashamed of throwing insults like that.
SCOOP: Calm Down Sam, okay did you ever had a word in edgewise in terms of a sketch on the Muppet Show.
SAM THE EAGLE: I did have various editorials to share with the people as well as a fable segment but they never went well.
SKIP: Gee I wonder Why?
SCOOP: But Seriously one last question, What would you do to make America more fitting for the Muppets.
SAM THE EAGLE: I would set a fine example. I would have everyone sing the National Anthem or Paint murals of our Presidents. I have created a game called "Presision Painter" but someone changed it to "Sling Ball."
SCOOP: Nice....well were all out of time would you like to say something to the Audience.
SAM THE EAGLE: Yes there is.....YOU ARE ALL WIERDOS! Each and every one of you, I mean am I the only one appalled by they way people created this show!
SKIP: It's better then the Movie I saw, except it doesn't involve a loud Racket at the end.
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say "Loud Racket?"
(Explodes room)
SAM THE EAGLE: I am not amused.....
STATLER: I know what's wrong with this interview.
WALDORF: What is it?
STATLER: it's Scoop and Skip.
WALDORF: What about them?
STATLER: Thier faces face the Audience!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you! and welcome to Muppet Interviews. I'm Scoop...
SKIP: and I'm Skip.
SCOOP: and today our guest is not like anyother, infact it seems he is the only muppet who is very calm mannered and normal. Let's bring out Sam the Eagle!
SAM THE EAGLE: It's a pleasure to be here to support all of America.
SKIP: Most people are.....
SAM THE EAGLE: Before we start I like to talk to you about all of these wierd Sick Freaks on your show.
SCOOP: What about it?
SAM THE EAGLE: I mean what kind of example are they setting for the young children, it's like a movie kids can't watch but watches it anyway.
SKIP: I've been down that road.........There was this movie about trying to get on of those syndicated T.V series with a Hippo and a Walrus.
SCOOP: What Happened?
SKIP: Trust me (Sniff) you don't want to know......It was HORRIBLE!
SCOOP: okay Moving on let's begin.....okay Sam your goal was get Culture into the Muppet Show is that right?
SAM THE EAGLE: That is right.
SCOOP: Have those attempts always failed?
SAM THE EAGLE: There were some Setbacks Concerning Wayne and Wanda but those were accidents but Kermit fired them anyway, but then we did manage to have Rudolf Nureyev, he is my favorite Opera Singer.
SKIP: Don't you mean ballet dancer?
SAM THE EAGLE: of course ballet dancer....but Culture is Culture I alway say.
STATLER: maybe he should get a job as a conductor.
WALDORF: As long as a train doesn't run over him!
(BOTH LAUGH)
SAM THE EAGLE: I am appalled by that. you gentlemen should be ashamed of throwing insults like that.
SCOOP: Calm Down Sam, okay did you ever had a word in edgewise in terms of a sketch on the Muppet Show.
SAM THE EAGLE: I did have various editorials to share with the people as well as a fable segment but they never went well.
SKIP: Gee I wonder Why?
SCOOP: But Seriously one last question, What would you do to make America more fitting for the Muppets.
SAM THE EAGLE: I would set a fine example. I would have everyone sing the National Anthem or Paint murals of our Presidents. I have created a game called "Presision Painter" but someone changed it to "Sling Ball."
SCOOP: Nice....well were all out of time would you like to say something to the Audience.
SAM THE EAGLE: Yes there is.....YOU ARE ALL WIERDOS! Each and every one of you, I mean am I the only one appalled by they way people created this show!
SKIP: It's better then the Movie I saw, except it doesn't involve a loud Racket at the end.
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say "Loud Racket?"
(Explodes room)
SAM THE EAGLE: I am not amused.....
STATLER: I know what's wrong with this interview.
WALDORF: What is it?
STATLER: it's Scoop and Skip.
WALDORF: What about them?
STATLER: Thier faces face the Audience!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
