Muppet Interviews With Kermit The Frog

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews with Skip and Scoop.

SCOOP: Thank you! thank you! and Welcome again to Muppet Interviews where tonight we look at a muppet who is familiar to everyone worldwide.

SKIP: Scoop that's confusing, I mean Every Muppet is familiar to the viewers worldwide.

SCOOP: That's not what I mean Skip. I mean let's bring out our special guest. we all know him introducing Kermit The Frog!

KERMIT: HI HO! and thank you folks. It's great to be here guys.

SCOOP: The pleasure's all ours.

SKIP: Same here!

WALDORF: hey when does this interview Start?

STATLER: I think the question is when does it end?
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: okay having settled with that let's get started. Your first start with the whole thing started with Sam & Friends is that right?

KERMIT: Yep, Back in those days our performances were really wacky. kind of an inspiration for the Muppet show.

SCOOP: I see, what would be your favorite performance at that time?

KERMIT: It's gotta be the "visual thinking" sketch I did with A friend of mine Named Harry the Hipster, then there's the "Black Magic" song I did along with Sam not to be confused with our resident Grump of an eagle.

SKIP: Freaky.....

KERMIT: and get this.....I had to wear a wig for it.....it's no big deal men did that in Shakespeare's day.

SKIP: Super Freaky.

SCOOP: Okay......what about your love life?

KERMIT: well When it comes to love there's a certain someone who has always have romantic thoughts about me.

SKIP: I'm pretty sure we all know who that is right folks?
(The Audience agrees with Skip)

SCOOP: I see.......well Im sure Miss Piggy would Understand.

KERMIT: Actually....don't mess around with Piggy. one false move and you'll be "Pork-Chopped."

SCOOP: thanks for that.....one last thing How come you don't do sesame Street News anymore?

KERMIT: well it's just that I have other things going on at hollywood or at the swamp that I have no time to visit sesame Street anymore.

SKIP: That's sad.....wait a moment! most people had difficulty with this but who is Benny Vandergast?

KERMIT: oh he was the Original Owner of the Muppet theater before Scooter's Uncle J.P. Grosse took over. he use to do a good job there.

SCOOP: What happened to Benny now? did he kick the bucket.

KERMIT: no he is actually taking a long vacation across the Hawaiian Islands. he sends us Postcards once in a while.

SCOOP: were out of time is there anything you like to say to the audience?

KERMIT: Yes there is......Never let fame and fortune get into your head. make life your own journey from the lovers the dreamers and you.

SKIP: That was awful!

KERMIT: Not as awful as the time you guys tried to name Sesame Street "Hey Stupid" and other titles like "the 2 and 2 are 5 show."

SCOOP: That's one interview that's not like any other folks.

STATLER: We'll get numbers for this one.

WALDORF: if anyone who watches this interview knows how to use a phone!
(Both Laugh)

THE END

 

[MartyMuppets]

These are very wonderful. Excellent reference to Sam and Friends.