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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen....Be Sure to Lock your doors. It's Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you and Welcome again to Muppet interviews where tonight we introduce a guest so unlikely that people would think we be losing our minds.
SKIP: I lost my mind once. But I found it again.
SCOOP: Where?
SKIP: right in the middle of a tennis game.
SCOOP: okay...thanks for sharing...but let's bring out one of the Stars Direct from the Secret Life of Toys, Hortense!
(The Camera pans on Splurge who is carrying Hortense)
HORTENSE: okay you can put me down now.
(Splurge does so and walks away)
HORTENSE: it's indeed a pleasure to meet you.
SKIP: Likewise I'm sure.
SCOOP: okay this interview isn't like one of those shows you see on one of those cheesy channel 7 shows. were just gonna ask you a few questions.
HORTENSE: okay.....
SCOOP: first of all who exactly takes care of you?
HORTENSE: well I currently under the care the two little children.
SCOOP: Who exactly are these children?
HORTENSE: TO be Honest I don't Really Know.
(then she begins to rock a little)
SCOOP: Excuse me but, why are you rocking like that?
SKIP: Maybe because she's a rocking horse Scoop.....isn't it Obvious?
HORTENSE: actually....I do that because I kinda worry alot.
SKIP: (Whispering to Scoop) My guess is probably Stress.
SCOOP: I understand......okay who do you usually Tolerate?
HORTENSE: well as long as I remember-
SKIP: Okay wake me when it's Over!
SCOOP: Skip....Knock it off will ya?
SKIP: Sorry....please start
HORTENSE: thank you.....first there's Rugby--
SKIP: Rugby.....Why I used to be the best at the game back in high school. I have my trophy if you want to see.....
SCOOP: it's not that kind of Rugby Skip.....
HORTENSE: He's right, i'm referring to Rugby tiger.
SKIP: oh......
HORTENSE: there's Raisin, and of course there's Balthazar....why I remember when he was young....
SKIP: Okay! is this a interview or a family reunion?
SOOP: calm down there Skip.....okay one last question.....do you ever try to move when you rock like that?
HORTENSE: no I never have....and for the last time I do that because I get worried!
SCOOP: Sorry......okay we are out of time! would you like to say anything to the Audience?
HORTENSE: yes.....Always respect your friends for who they are. even if they cause a very big racket!
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody call for a Very Big Racket!
(Explodes room and causes Hortense to go Through the Roof then falls on Him Afterwards)
SCOOP: we'll include that in our clip package.
WALDORF: Can you get me a doctor?
STATLER: Why are you sick?
WALDORF: No, I'm beginning to Like this show. let's run!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you and Welcome again to Muppet interviews where tonight we introduce a guest so unlikely that people would think we be losing our minds.
SKIP: I lost my mind once. But I found it again.
SCOOP: Where?
SKIP: right in the middle of a tennis game.
SCOOP: okay...thanks for sharing...but let's bring out one of the Stars Direct from the Secret Life of Toys, Hortense!
(The Camera pans on Splurge who is carrying Hortense)
HORTENSE: okay you can put me down now.
(Splurge does so and walks away)
HORTENSE: it's indeed a pleasure to meet you.
SKIP: Likewise I'm sure.
SCOOP: okay this interview isn't like one of those shows you see on one of those cheesy channel 7 shows. were just gonna ask you a few questions.
HORTENSE: okay.....
SCOOP: first of all who exactly takes care of you?
HORTENSE: well I currently under the care the two little children.
SCOOP: Who exactly are these children?
HORTENSE: TO be Honest I don't Really Know.
(then she begins to rock a little)
SCOOP: Excuse me but, why are you rocking like that?
SKIP: Maybe because she's a rocking horse Scoop.....isn't it Obvious?
HORTENSE: actually....I do that because I kinda worry alot.
SKIP: (Whispering to Scoop) My guess is probably Stress.
SCOOP: I understand......okay who do you usually Tolerate?
HORTENSE: well as long as I remember-
SKIP: Okay wake me when it's Over!
SCOOP: Skip....Knock it off will ya?
SKIP: Sorry....please start
HORTENSE: thank you.....first there's Rugby--
SKIP: Rugby.....Why I used to be the best at the game back in high school. I have my trophy if you want to see.....
SCOOP: it's not that kind of Rugby Skip.....
HORTENSE: He's right, i'm referring to Rugby tiger.
SKIP: oh......
HORTENSE: there's Raisin, and of course there's Balthazar....why I remember when he was young....
SKIP: Okay! is this a interview or a family reunion?
SOOP: calm down there Skip.....okay one last question.....do you ever try to move when you rock like that?
HORTENSE: no I never have....and for the last time I do that because I get worried!
SCOOP: Sorry......okay we are out of time! would you like to say anything to the Audience?
HORTENSE: yes.....Always respect your friends for who they are. even if they cause a very big racket!
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody call for a Very Big Racket!
(Explodes room and causes Hortense to go Through the Roof then falls on Him Afterwards)
SCOOP: we'll include that in our clip package.
WALDORF: Can you get me a doctor?
STATLER: Why are you sick?
WALDORF: No, I'm beginning to Like this show. let's run!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
