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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, everyone's favorite talk show....Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Welcome to muppet interviews where we can be able to get a good laugh for all of you people. we may actually do so tonight because our guest knows how to be funny in a prank sort of way. let's bring out Harvey Kneeslapper!
HARVEY: Hey Everyone! it's so good to see you all!
SCOOP: it's nice to see you too, so why don't you sit down and let the interview begin.
HARVEY: Okay, but do you have any fives on you?
SCOOP: Sorry I don't have any...
HARVEY: here you go then.
(Sticks a number 5 on Scoop)
HARVEY: (Laughs) That was a good one (Laughs)!
SKIP: okay let's start, why do you prank people on Sesame Street?
HARVEY: Because it is funny!
(Shows a clip with Kermit's News flash about Man in a snowstorm)
SKIP: Apparently it never stops for you.
HARVEY: No it doesn't (Chuckles)
(Shows a clip with of "Dion" joke followed by the "Want one" Joke.)
HARVEY: Speaking of which I have some bananas in here if you want any.
SKIP: I would love one!
HARVEY: okay! (Sticks a Number 1 on Skip, laughs afterwards)
SCOOP: Kids don't listen to this guy. but seriously have any jokes ever backfire.
HARVEY: not that I know of.
(shows a clip of the "Gimmie 5" Sketch and the "Toy Closet" Sketch.)
HARVEY: (Laughs) Alright you caught me but hey we all make mistakes.
SKIP: That was sort of....
SCOOP: Awkward?
SKIP: yeah, Awkward.....
SCOOP: Okay that wraps things up any pranks of wisdom for the audience?
HARVEY: I'm glad to.......I have letters for both for you so I thought I give them to you.
(Takes out two Letter S's and gives them to Scoop and Skip)
HARVEY: (laughs) Now that's funny!
(The Leopard Girl from Puppet up! comes by as a police officer)
SCOOP: what's the trouble can't you see we have a show here?
OFFICER: Yes, but I came to arrest Harvey Kneeslapper for pranking innocent people on Sesame Street.
(the Fat Blue guy from his sketches walks from the audience to confront the officer.)
FAT BLUE GUY: Finally, someone who deals with pranksters.
HARVEY: you can't take me away, you can't take the laughter i'm innocent, innocent I tell you.
OFFICER: tell it to the judge.
(Drags Harvey out of the studio)
SKIP: how about that, officers who deal with pranksters.
STATLER: There's a lot pain from this show.
WALDORF: Well most of them are in the audience!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Welcome to muppet interviews where we can be able to get a good laugh for all of you people. we may actually do so tonight because our guest knows how to be funny in a prank sort of way. let's bring out Harvey Kneeslapper!
HARVEY: Hey Everyone! it's so good to see you all!
SCOOP: it's nice to see you too, so why don't you sit down and let the interview begin.
HARVEY: Okay, but do you have any fives on you?
SCOOP: Sorry I don't have any...
HARVEY: here you go then.
(Sticks a number 5 on Scoop)
HARVEY: (Laughs) That was a good one (Laughs)!
SKIP: okay let's start, why do you prank people on Sesame Street?
HARVEY: Because it is funny!
(Shows a clip with Kermit's News flash about Man in a snowstorm)
SKIP: Apparently it never stops for you.
HARVEY: No it doesn't (Chuckles)
(Shows a clip with of "Dion" joke followed by the "Want one" Joke.)
HARVEY: Speaking of which I have some bananas in here if you want any.
SKIP: I would love one!
HARVEY: okay! (Sticks a Number 1 on Skip, laughs afterwards)
SCOOP: Kids don't listen to this guy. but seriously have any jokes ever backfire.
HARVEY: not that I know of.
(shows a clip of the "Gimmie 5" Sketch and the "Toy Closet" Sketch.)
HARVEY: (Laughs) Alright you caught me but hey we all make mistakes.
SKIP: That was sort of....
SCOOP: Awkward?
SKIP: yeah, Awkward.....
SCOOP: Okay that wraps things up any pranks of wisdom for the audience?
HARVEY: I'm glad to.......I have letters for both for you so I thought I give them to you.
(Takes out two Letter S's and gives them to Scoop and Skip)
HARVEY: (laughs) Now that's funny!
(The Leopard Girl from Puppet up! comes by as a police officer)
SCOOP: what's the trouble can't you see we have a show here?
OFFICER: Yes, but I came to arrest Harvey Kneeslapper for pranking innocent people on Sesame Street.
(the Fat Blue guy from his sketches walks from the audience to confront the officer.)
FAT BLUE GUY: Finally, someone who deals with pranksters.
HARVEY: you can't take me away, you can't take the laughter i'm innocent, innocent I tell you.
OFFICER: tell it to the judge.
(Drags Harvey out of the studio)
SKIP: how about that, officers who deal with pranksters.
STATLER: There's a lot pain from this show.
WALDORF: Well most of them are in the audience!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
