Muppet Interviews with Fozzie Bear

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen the Muppet Interveiws with Skip and Scoop.

SCOOP: Thank you and welcome to Muppet Interviews where tonight we will interveiw one of the most famous big shots of all muppets but the wierd thing is his material is really.......How would you describe it?

SKIP: Horrible, So horrible that people may run out screaming LIKE A BUNCH OF WIERDOS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO PATIENCE TO TOLERATE THIS KIND OF THING!

SCOOP: Okay, thanks for that scoop and now here he is Fozzie Bear.

FOZZIE: Thank you thank you and Thank You! WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!

STATLER: Hey look it's the Bear!

WALDORF: Let's go elsewhere!

(BOTH LAUGH)

SCOOP: Will you guys knock it off! okay so your'e the Muppets Resident Comedian is that Right?

FOOZIE: That's right scoop. I love to make people laugh.

WALDORF: Make us Laugh! why you have yet do that.

STATLER: Yeah if you can ever do it.
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: I thought I told you to Stop!

SKIP: Why do you guys love to give Fozzie a hard time?

WALDORF: Because we love to hate his jokes!
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: sounds like you have a big history with these guys.

FOZZIE: yes but on the plus side My friends tell me that my act will always bring down the house.

STATLER: Since comedy doesn't work why don't try Demolition!
(Both laugh)

SCOOP: so you have a writer named "Gags Beasely" is that right?

SKIP: hold the phone.....not the legendary Gags Beasley! the guy who wrote the Banana Sketch.

FOZZIE: yep that's the one.

SCOOP: What exactly is the Banana Sketch?

FOZZIE & SKIP: You never heard of the Banana Sketch?

SCOOP: we'll no but we ran out of time is anything you want to say to the audience?

STATLER & WALDORF: OHHHH NOOOOOO!

FOZZIE: yes.....WOCKA WOCKA Make your friends laugh no matter what.
(He takes a pie and throws it at Scoop)

SCOOP: Good Thought...

STATLER: well the Bear may have a good Future.

WALDORF: Even though his Jokes Aren't.
(Both Laugh)

THE END

what did you think?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I half expected you to have Crazy Harry set off another explosion at the conclusion as a running gag trademark. But it's great stuff. I think my favourite part is the brief reference to the Banana Sketch. Well done.