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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, More Muppet Interviews.
SCOOP: welcome to whatever to this is, tonight our guest is so unusual that you could say he needs to stay home. and this guy is none other than Forgetful Jones!
FORGETFUL JONES: thanks alot y'all......what am i doing here.
SKIP: You are on muppet interviews.
FORGETFUL JONES: oh yeah I forgot, YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: Oh I see, well let's begin where do you live.
FORGETFUL JONES: well i live in the western part of........what is the name of that town again.....oh was it Hollywood, no was it Orange county--
SCOOP: SESAME STREET!
FORGETFUL JONES: Oh that's it, Sesame Street! YEEEHAWWW!
SCOOP: (Whispering to Scoop) no wonder his name is forgetful.
SKIP: do you have any friends?
FORGETFUL JONES: I have my horse Buster, and my Girl Friend Clementine.
SKIP: wow, he didn't forget about that.
SCOOP: Unbelievable, okay what do you do as a Cow boy?
FORGETFUL JONES: Wait don't tell me.....uhhh I think I run a local tv show, no I eat tires to sound of music...no that's not it, oh wait i think it was throwing fish around, no that's not it either--
SKIP: You protect the town from Criminals?
FORGETFUL JONES: Oh yeah That's it! YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: well we are out of time any words of wisdom to share with the Audience?
FORGETFUL JONES: yes there is.......oops looks like I forgot. YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: Okay......
WALDORF: I wish I was Forgetful.
STATLER: Why?
WALDORF: So I can't remember anything that was going on with this interview!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: welcome to whatever to this is, tonight our guest is so unusual that you could say he needs to stay home. and this guy is none other than Forgetful Jones!
FORGETFUL JONES: thanks alot y'all......what am i doing here.
SKIP: You are on muppet interviews.
FORGETFUL JONES: oh yeah I forgot, YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: Oh I see, well let's begin where do you live.
FORGETFUL JONES: well i live in the western part of........what is the name of that town again.....oh was it Hollywood, no was it Orange county--
SCOOP: SESAME STREET!
FORGETFUL JONES: Oh that's it, Sesame Street! YEEEHAWWW!
SCOOP: (Whispering to Scoop) no wonder his name is forgetful.
SKIP: do you have any friends?
FORGETFUL JONES: I have my horse Buster, and my Girl Friend Clementine.
SKIP: wow, he didn't forget about that.
SCOOP: Unbelievable, okay what do you do as a Cow boy?
FORGETFUL JONES: Wait don't tell me.....uhhh I think I run a local tv show, no I eat tires to sound of music...no that's not it, oh wait i think it was throwing fish around, no that's not it either--
SKIP: You protect the town from Criminals?
FORGETFUL JONES: Oh yeah That's it! YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: well we are out of time any words of wisdom to share with the Audience?
FORGETFUL JONES: yes there is.......oops looks like I forgot. YEEEEHAWWWWW!
SCOOP: Okay......
WALDORF: I wish I was Forgetful.
STATLER: Why?
WALDORF: So I can't remember anything that was going on with this interview!
(Both Laugh)
THE END