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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen.....Time to run and scream because it's time for Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome again to Muppet interviews and what a great show we'll have for you tonight!
SKIP: Why is that?
SCOOP: Because Our guest is one of the greatest muppets since the 60's. Speaking of which let me introduce you to a new member of the Muppet Interviews family as soon as we bring out Cookie Monster.
(Cookie Monster Walks from the stage to meet up with Skip and Scoop.)
COOKIE MONSTER: Hello There! Me very Excited about being on this show!
SCOOP: That's good....anyway we are just gonna ask you some questions okay?
COOKIE MONSTER: Okay,
SKIP: So Scoop, who is this new guy you were just telling me about?
SCOOP: I'm glad you ask Skip, you see from what i've heard she's a real pro, someone who is described as Appealing, Frisky, and somehow good with the younger audience.
SKIP: I see....
SCOOP: Anyway introducing our new member, The One, the only, Miss Belle!
(Miss Belle Rushes up to Scoop and Skip)
MISS BELLE: Thank you scoop, it's a pleasure to meet you.
SCOOP: Likewise....
SKIP: Same here, anyway we were just about to begin our interview with Cookie Monster here.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hello there,
SCOOP: well here we go....anyway there was some rumors that you were green and had teeth and started your career by eating machines?
(Shows clip from the IBM Coffee break Machine Sketch)
COOKIE MONSTER: Right after me ate snack foods, but it was all down hill from there.
MISS BELLE: But wait when did you begin your carrer on Sesame Street?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me started somewhere in 1969 or so...Me only started to Eat letters that the green froggie often talks about.
(Shows Clips of Cookie Monster eating Kermit's W)
MISS BELLE: interesting....
SKIP: But when did you start eating cookies?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me ate so many that me can hardly recall when me first started.
(Shows a clip montage of Cookie monster eating cookies)
SCOOP: Okay...
COOKIE MONSTER: Speaking of which do you have any cookies?
SCOOP: No sorry,
COOKIE MONSTER: That's okay me just eat this microphone.
(Takes Miss Belle's Microphone and eats it)
MISS BELLE: Hey, I need that!
COOKIE MONSTER: Me sorry, but me hungry.
SCOOP: Okay ignoring that display, have you ever helped anyone on sesame street?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh yes.
(Shows a clip of Cookie monster helping various muppets on their lectures.)
MISS BELLE: That's so sweet!
SKIP: it's certainly is, I have one more question.....did you ever enjoy the whole Monsterpiece theater thing?
COOKIE MONSTER: yes me did.
(Shows a clip montage featuring every monsterpiece theater sketch.)
SCOOP: well we are out of time is there any thing you would like to say for the audience?
COOKIE MONSTER: yes there is....C is for cookie it's good enough for me!
(Cookie monster rushes over to the desk and begins eating it)
MISS BELLE: now that's and explosive production!
(Crazy Harry Pops Up)
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say explosive?
(Blows up the room while Cookie monster continues to eat the desk)
STATLER: That wasn't so bad.
WALDORF: Well it wasn't so good either.
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome again to Muppet interviews and what a great show we'll have for you tonight!
SKIP: Why is that?
SCOOP: Because Our guest is one of the greatest muppets since the 60's. Speaking of which let me introduce you to a new member of the Muppet Interviews family as soon as we bring out Cookie Monster.
(Cookie Monster Walks from the stage to meet up with Skip and Scoop.)
COOKIE MONSTER: Hello There! Me very Excited about being on this show!
SCOOP: That's good....anyway we are just gonna ask you some questions okay?
COOKIE MONSTER: Okay,
SKIP: So Scoop, who is this new guy you were just telling me about?
SCOOP: I'm glad you ask Skip, you see from what i've heard she's a real pro, someone who is described as Appealing, Frisky, and somehow good with the younger audience.
SKIP: I see....
SCOOP: Anyway introducing our new member, The One, the only, Miss Belle!
(Miss Belle Rushes up to Scoop and Skip)
MISS BELLE: Thank you scoop, it's a pleasure to meet you.
SCOOP: Likewise....
SKIP: Same here, anyway we were just about to begin our interview with Cookie Monster here.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hello there,
SCOOP: well here we go....anyway there was some rumors that you were green and had teeth and started your career by eating machines?
(Shows clip from the IBM Coffee break Machine Sketch)
COOKIE MONSTER: Right after me ate snack foods, but it was all down hill from there.
MISS BELLE: But wait when did you begin your carrer on Sesame Street?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me started somewhere in 1969 or so...Me only started to Eat letters that the green froggie often talks about.
(Shows Clips of Cookie Monster eating Kermit's W)
MISS BELLE: interesting....
SKIP: But when did you start eating cookies?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me ate so many that me can hardly recall when me first started.
(Shows a clip montage of Cookie monster eating cookies)
SCOOP: Okay...
COOKIE MONSTER: Speaking of which do you have any cookies?
SCOOP: No sorry,
COOKIE MONSTER: That's okay me just eat this microphone.
(Takes Miss Belle's Microphone and eats it)
MISS BELLE: Hey, I need that!
COOKIE MONSTER: Me sorry, but me hungry.
SCOOP: Okay ignoring that display, have you ever helped anyone on sesame street?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh yes.
(Shows a clip of Cookie monster helping various muppets on their lectures.)
MISS BELLE: That's so sweet!
SKIP: it's certainly is, I have one more question.....did you ever enjoy the whole Monsterpiece theater thing?
COOKIE MONSTER: yes me did.
(Shows a clip montage featuring every monsterpiece theater sketch.)
SCOOP: well we are out of time is there any thing you would like to say for the audience?
COOKIE MONSTER: yes there is....C is for cookie it's good enough for me!
(Cookie monster rushes over to the desk and begins eating it)
MISS BELLE: now that's and explosive production!
(Crazy Harry Pops Up)
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say explosive?
(Blows up the room while Cookie monster continues to eat the desk)
STATLER: That wasn't so bad.
WALDORF: Well it wasn't so good either.
(Both Laugh)
THE END
just kept on eating the desk,totally unaffected by Crazy Harry blowing up the place.
