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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Welcome to Muppet interviews....today we have two special guests explaining the concept of a time or place "where the future is Being made today". Let's introduce Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker.
BUNSEN: Oh thank you! I'm really pleased to be here.
BEAKER: Meep! Meep! Meep!
SCOOP: I have these loveable scientists to show what appliances you could use for a perfect Thanksgiving Meal. they will now demonstrate.
BUNSEN: Thank you scoop. first off I will demonstrate the Juhl Buescher masher. this is capable of creating mash potatoes without having to cleaning up afterwards.
SKIP: I'll remember that for my In-Laws.
BUNSEN: next we have the Henson Oz Automated Saucer, this can make Cranberry sauce into the can shape we all love.
BEAKER: Meep Mee-mee Meep!
SCOOP: hear that folks, this is really useful.
BUNSEN: Then we have the Whitmire Goelz Stuffer, just use the stuffing mix and poof, instant stuffing.
SKIP: (Picks up a Thermos Shaped Object) what's this thing, some kind of stove?
BUNSEN: That's a Thermos, very useful for carrying refreshments. moving on the last item for all Turkey lovers is the Nelson Hunt Yerrid Turkifier!
SCOOP: what exactly is the Nelson Hunt Yerrid Turkifier?
BUNSEN: this is capable to cook that turkey until it is just right. it works just in the matter of seconds.
SKIP: so if i press this button....
BUNSEN: Oh no.....you pressed the button for the prell Gold fryer, a device that can fry anything.
(The Machine then gets up and starts shooting beams of light)
SKIP: for the love of my Wilson's Meat RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
(The Machine then fries Beaker)
BUNSEN: Beaker are you all right?
(Beaker gets up and runs from the room)
SCOOP: that's all we have folks, just remember when you have thanksgiving is to have a safe one.
WALDORF: I had thanksgiving like that once.
STATLER: When?
WALDORF: last year with my In-laws!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
Triva
I made some muppeteer references in this one can you identify them all?
SCOOP: Welcome to Muppet interviews....today we have two special guests explaining the concept of a time or place "where the future is Being made today". Let's introduce Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker.
BUNSEN: Oh thank you! I'm really pleased to be here.
BEAKER: Meep! Meep! Meep!
SCOOP: I have these loveable scientists to show what appliances you could use for a perfect Thanksgiving Meal. they will now demonstrate.
BUNSEN: Thank you scoop. first off I will demonstrate the Juhl Buescher masher. this is capable of creating mash potatoes without having to cleaning up afterwards.
SKIP: I'll remember that for my In-Laws.
BUNSEN: next we have the Henson Oz Automated Saucer, this can make Cranberry sauce into the can shape we all love.
BEAKER: Meep Mee-mee Meep!
SCOOP: hear that folks, this is really useful.
BUNSEN: Then we have the Whitmire Goelz Stuffer, just use the stuffing mix and poof, instant stuffing.
SKIP: (Picks up a Thermos Shaped Object) what's this thing, some kind of stove?
BUNSEN: That's a Thermos, very useful for carrying refreshments. moving on the last item for all Turkey lovers is the Nelson Hunt Yerrid Turkifier!
SCOOP: what exactly is the Nelson Hunt Yerrid Turkifier?
BUNSEN: this is capable to cook that turkey until it is just right. it works just in the matter of seconds.
SKIP: so if i press this button....
BUNSEN: Oh no.....you pressed the button for the prell Gold fryer, a device that can fry anything.
(The Machine then gets up and starts shooting beams of light)
SKIP: for the love of my Wilson's Meat RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
(The Machine then fries Beaker)
BUNSEN: Beaker are you all right?
(Beaker gets up and runs from the room)
SCOOP: that's all we have folks, just remember when you have thanksgiving is to have a safe one.
WALDORF: I had thanksgiving like that once.
STATLER: When?
WALDORF: last year with my In-laws!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
Triva
I made some muppeteer references in this one can you identify them all?
