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ANNOUNCER: Lock your doors and Throw away The Key because It's Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Hello Friends...You were probably wondering About that Real Long Hiatus! Well...It was Like This!
(Cuts to Police Station)
OFFICER: Ok, Now Lets Try This again, Are you aware that You Hired Some Criminal to help with your Show?
SCOOP: For the Last Time, I Thought Miss Belle was some college student! How the Heck was I Supposed to know that was she some Criminal?
OFFICER: have you Seen "Dog City?"
SKIP: You Can't Take me! I'm Innocent! Innocent I Tell you!
(Back to Studio)
SCOOP: It was a horrible experience, but now with that out of the way, we replaced her with someone who has no criminal Record What so Whoever! Diane, Can You Come here Please?
DIANE: Hey Muppet fans! It's Great to be here! I'm Diane, I'm a fox and I'm Trying to make a decent Living---
SCOOP: And it's great to have you with us. now for tonight's guest is one of our cave dwellers, That's Right Straight From Fraggle Rock, It's Boober Fraggle!
BOOBER: Hi, Is this the right Place?
SKIP: It sure is!
SCOOP: Welcome to our show, here we just ask a few questions, so others may get to know you better.
BOOBER: Ok...
SCOOP: Diane, Why Don't we let you Ask The Questions?
DIANE: Ok...Here Goes...Who do you consider to be your best friend at Fraggle Rock?
BOOBER: well Ma'am, I have alot of great friends, but I Guess I would say My Best Friend is Wembly!
DIANE: How Sweet, now Why do you fave this fear of Doom and Death?
BOOBER: Well Who Wouldn't? Those things are Terrible! But most of the time, That Fear Would help my friends Protect themselves from danger!
DIANE: I See...Well, I Hear You have an Elter Ego Named "Side Bottom?"
BOOBER: Yeah...it's true! I See Him in my dreams, He's Pretty much the opposite! Sometimes He would come out and cause trouble for me!
DIANE: Ok, well what Positive Thing You Think About!
BOOBER: That's Easy, I Love to do Laundry and I love to cook!
DIANE: Wow!
BOOBER: I Know! I Can Show you a great Trick for cleaning Stains!
SKIP: (To Scoop) Sounds Like the of Muppetdom!
DIANE: Well One Last Question, Have you ever considered Creating a Life Story!
BOOBER: You Know I never Thought of that! and well I think that's worth trying!
DIANE: Well That just about wraps us down to the end of another one!
SCOOP: But Before we go! Boober Do you have anything to say to the audience?
BOOBER: yes There Is, Beware of Bad Terrible Things, Sure it seems Okay but it wall comeback to blow up---
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Blow Up!
(Explosion)
BOOBER: See What I Mean?
SCOOP: We'll See You Next Time.
STATLER: Well I've seen anythig like that Before.
WALDORF: Well let's hope we'll never see anything like that again!
(Both Laugh)
(NOTE: Diane is a Character of my Creation)
SCOOP: Hello Friends...You were probably wondering About that Real Long Hiatus! Well...It was Like This!
(Cuts to Police Station)
OFFICER: Ok, Now Lets Try This again, Are you aware that You Hired Some Criminal to help with your Show?
SCOOP: For the Last Time, I Thought Miss Belle was some college student! How the Heck was I Supposed to know that was she some Criminal?
OFFICER: have you Seen "Dog City?"
SKIP: You Can't Take me! I'm Innocent! Innocent I Tell you!
(Back to Studio)
SCOOP: It was a horrible experience, but now with that out of the way, we replaced her with someone who has no criminal Record What so Whoever! Diane, Can You Come here Please?
DIANE: Hey Muppet fans! It's Great to be here! I'm Diane, I'm a fox and I'm Trying to make a decent Living---
SCOOP: And it's great to have you with us. now for tonight's guest is one of our cave dwellers, That's Right Straight From Fraggle Rock, It's Boober Fraggle!
BOOBER: Hi, Is this the right Place?
SKIP: It sure is!
SCOOP: Welcome to our show, here we just ask a few questions, so others may get to know you better.
BOOBER: Ok...
SCOOP: Diane, Why Don't we let you Ask The Questions?
DIANE: Ok...Here Goes...Who do you consider to be your best friend at Fraggle Rock?
BOOBER: well Ma'am, I have alot of great friends, but I Guess I would say My Best Friend is Wembly!
DIANE: How Sweet, now Why do you fave this fear of Doom and Death?
BOOBER: Well Who Wouldn't? Those things are Terrible! But most of the time, That Fear Would help my friends Protect themselves from danger!
DIANE: I See...Well, I Hear You have an Elter Ego Named "Side Bottom?"
BOOBER: Yeah...it's true! I See Him in my dreams, He's Pretty much the opposite! Sometimes He would come out and cause trouble for me!
DIANE: Ok, well what Positive Thing You Think About!
BOOBER: That's Easy, I Love to do Laundry and I love to cook!
DIANE: Wow!
BOOBER: I Know! I Can Show you a great Trick for cleaning Stains!
SKIP: (To Scoop) Sounds Like the of Muppetdom!
DIANE: Well One Last Question, Have you ever considered Creating a Life Story!
BOOBER: You Know I never Thought of that! and well I think that's worth trying!
DIANE: Well That just about wraps us down to the end of another one!
SCOOP: But Before we go! Boober Do you have anything to say to the audience?
BOOBER: yes There Is, Beware of Bad Terrible Things, Sure it seems Okay but it wall comeback to blow up---
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Blow Up!
(Explosion)
BOOBER: See What I Mean?
SCOOP: We'll See You Next Time.
STATLER: Well I've seen anythig like that Before.
WALDORF: Well let's hope we'll never see anything like that again!
(Both Laugh)
(NOTE: Diane is a Character of my Creation)
