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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, Look out for more Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you and Welcome to Muppet Interviews where we try to see the lifestyle of the Muppets! Tonight we present a Muppet who has a long history of the big screen or small screen if you prefer. why it's Beautiful Day Monster!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Hey thank you! I'm here till Thursday!
SKIP: Nice to have you here!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Well I got nothing better to do So I figured I may have something to share with these people.
SCOOP: okay, now you have a powerful ability to ruin someone's beautiful day is that right?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: you Betcha!
(Cuts to clip from the "Happy girl meets monster" sketch on the Ed Sullivan Show)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: But before that I played a monster who loves eating crowns.
SKIP: How can you eat something that hard?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Actually it some kind of snack food back in the 60's.
SKIP: oh I see.....about your ability can you give us a demonstration!
SCOOP: Skip are you crazy!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: I would love too.
SKIP: Ladies and gentlemen you're about to see something so big in the history of history.
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Okay here I go......nosneh mij zo knarf!
(then the Studio starts to experience rain)
SKIP: woah Amazing!
(the Audience start to run and scream)
SCOOP: Can you turn that off please?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: okay, hsalc nivek nosbocaj cire!
(the rain stops)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: here's more! nilhas nod lhuj yrrej noslen yrrej!
(a huge sunlight begins to beam)
SKIP: Oh my goodness! Water I need Water!
SCOOP: I heard of Heat waves but this is ridiculous!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: zloeg evad tnuh darhcir!
(The sunlight vanishes)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Here's a super one! rehcseub ennailuj erimtihw evets!
SKIP: Run for Cover!
(the studio starts snowing)
SKIP: if I knew it was snowing I-I-I would've b-b-bring my j-j-j-jacket! C-c-curse you w-w-w-weatherman!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: dolg esiuol llerp nerak namdur divad!
(the snowfall stops)
SCOOP: well after that range of expierence I hope you have something to say after all this.
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: sure I do! Kids don't try this at home!
STATLER: I never saw anything like that before!
WALDORF: If were lucky we'll never see anything like that again!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you and Welcome to Muppet Interviews where we try to see the lifestyle of the Muppets! Tonight we present a Muppet who has a long history of the big screen or small screen if you prefer. why it's Beautiful Day Monster!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Hey thank you! I'm here till Thursday!
SKIP: Nice to have you here!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Well I got nothing better to do So I figured I may have something to share with these people.
SCOOP: okay, now you have a powerful ability to ruin someone's beautiful day is that right?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: you Betcha!
(Cuts to clip from the "Happy girl meets monster" sketch on the Ed Sullivan Show)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: But before that I played a monster who loves eating crowns.
SKIP: How can you eat something that hard?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Actually it some kind of snack food back in the 60's.
SKIP: oh I see.....about your ability can you give us a demonstration!
SCOOP: Skip are you crazy!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: I would love too.
SKIP: Ladies and gentlemen you're about to see something so big in the history of history.
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Okay here I go......nosneh mij zo knarf!
(then the Studio starts to experience rain)
SKIP: woah Amazing!
(the Audience start to run and scream)
SCOOP: Can you turn that off please?
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: okay, hsalc nivek nosbocaj cire!
(the rain stops)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: here's more! nilhas nod lhuj yrrej noslen yrrej!
(a huge sunlight begins to beam)
SKIP: Oh my goodness! Water I need Water!
SCOOP: I heard of Heat waves but this is ridiculous!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: zloeg evad tnuh darhcir!
(The sunlight vanishes)
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: Here's a super one! rehcseub ennailuj erimtihw evets!
SKIP: Run for Cover!
(the studio starts snowing)
SKIP: if I knew it was snowing I-I-I would've b-b-bring my j-j-j-jacket! C-c-curse you w-w-w-weatherman!
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: dolg esiuol llerp nerak namdur divad!
(the snowfall stops)
SCOOP: well after that range of expierence I hope you have something to say after all this.
BEAUTIFUL DAY MONSTER: sure I do! Kids don't try this at home!
STATLER: I never saw anything like that before!
WALDORF: If were lucky we'll never see anything like that again!
(Both Laugh)
THE END