Muppet fic:A Muppet Dinner

[Dr TeethFan]

Chapter 1
It was 8:00 pm and all the Muppets were gathered round the dining table discussing different topics.
:Is everyone here Scooter?

:Almost everyone Chief,just waiting for Animal,Rowlf and Rizzo.

:Wow I can't believe it's been such a while since we all had a dinner together.Being together here so like we are a real family.
:Exactly
:Makes you feel like you wanna start a family of your own,dosen't it Kermie....
:Not really,no
:...
The door opened and out came Animal,Rowlf and Rizzo.

Animal sat opposite Camilla and stared at her
:Ohhhhh hello chicken......
:Um Floyd....
:He's gonna pounce!
:CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!
Animal jumped over the table and chased Camilla
:BAWK!!!!!!!!
:Floyd!!!!
:I got it! Animal HEEL! SIT!
But animal didn't listen,he kept chasing the runaway chicken
:Excuse me but we should be eating our dinner the American way!
:And what exactly is that?
:THERE SHOULD BE NO WEIRDOS AT THE TABLE!!!!!!

Kermit:"Guys, Swedish Chef hasn't even brought the food yet and there is already a commotion

 

[The Count]

Er, I would advise you not use the smilies when writing fic to denote which character is speaking.
Also, the word for Fozzie's smilie emotion is "embarrassed", but the way to type it out is with a ":" immediately followed by an "o".

Hope this helps.