Muppet Costume Party

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The Muppets were all at a costume party. Kermit was dressed as a vampire. Miss Piggy was dressed as Wonder Woman.

"Well, I am sure glad that all of us could come to the party", said Kermit.

"And moi is happy to spend this time with vous", said Miss Piggy, "But you're costume makes me want to count things".

Fozzie (dressed as a clown), Gonzo (dressed as a chicken), Rizzo (dressed as Mickey Mouse), Pepe (dressed as a gangster), and Scooter (dressed as a jedi) then entered.

"Well, I hope that there is plenty of cheese at this party", said Rizzo.

"And I hope that there are plenty of peanut butter and banana sandwhiches", said Gonzo.

"You make me sick", said Rizzo.

"Well, I hope I win the costume cointest, okay", said Rizzo.

"Well, remember", said Scooter, "It's all just a game".

"Just like monopoly is just a game", said Fozzie, "Wocka wocka!"

"But the contest is more than just a game, okay", said Pepe, "It's just a game where the grand prize is a cruise around the world, 40 million dollars, and the opportunity to cancel the TV show of my choice".

"I just hope that Statler and Waldorf don't win", said Fozzie.

The Electric Mayhem then came in, Dr. Teeth dressed as an arab, Floyd dressed as a greaser, Animal dressed as a bunny, Janice dressed as a Hooter's waitress, Zoot dressed as Dr. Spock, and Lips dressed as a doctor.

"PARTY! PARTY!", yeleld Animal.

"Keep it down, Animal", said Floyd.

"We'll have plenty to eat later", said Janice.

"I hope that the music is decent", said Dr. Teeth, "I forgot to bring our instruments".

"Bummer", said Janice.

Bunsen and Beaker came in dressed in karate robes, but Beaker also had on his bucket from The Mupets at Walt Disney World, once again decorated with dreealocks and sunglasses. Clifford, dressed as a police officer, then caught up with them.

"Hey, great costume, Beaker", said Clifford.

"Oh, that bucket just got stuck on his head", said Bunsen, "So Beaker fights with sense of smell".

"I just hope I don't smell anything bad", said Clifford.

Crazy Harry, dressed as a sailor, was passing out candy.

"I've got candy!", said Crazy Harry, "Get your pop rocks!"

"POP ROCKS! POP ROCKS!", yelled Animal.

"Well, I do likie pop rock", said Floyd.

Animal trampled over Crazy Harry and ate all of the pop rocks, but then explosions went off in Animal's mouth.

"Ouch!", yeled Animal.

"Pop Rocks explode in your mouth, not in your hands", laughed Crazy Harry.

 

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Chapter 2

More muppets were arriving to the party. Lew Zealand was dressed as a fish. Beauregard had cobwebs over his body and was a ghost. Link Hogthrob was Zorro, while Dr. Strangepork was an explorer. Sam the Eagle came to the party dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

"I shall win the costume contest, since I am the greatest president of all time", said Sam.

"Really?", said Beauregard, "You're George Washington?"

"No, I'm...", said Sam, who then thought for a second and sighed.

Beaker then bumped into Sam.

"Will you watch where you're going?", asked an outraged Sam.

Beaker couldn't take it any more, and puled his bucket, harder tha n he had, and then it popped off and fell behind him.
"Mee-mee!", cheered Beaker.

"It's off now", said Bunsen, "Hooray!"

Bunsen and Beaker then walked ahead, but Beaker sliped on a banana peel and fell back, his head landing in the bucket.

"Oh, looks like that thing's stuck again", said Bunsen.

Robin came wearing a collar, like Kermit's.

"Hey, uncle Kermit", said Robin, "I've decided to come to this party dressed as you".

"Oh, that is a good costume", said Kermit.

"But it's not as good as the real thing", interrupted Miss Piggy, "But it's better than what my nephews did".

"What did they decide on?", asked Robin.

"They wanted to go as a horse", said Miss Piggy, "Only they made one small mistake..."

Andy and Randy both then came onto the scene, both wearing the back ends of horses.

"This costume is so hard!", exclaimed Andy and Randy.

Kermit scrunched his face.

"If I win this costume contest", said Sam, "I will cancel The Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park".

"But you can only get one show cancled", said Floyd.

"Oh, rats", said Sam.

Rowlf then showed up, dressed as The Cat in the Hat.

"Yeah, I know", said Rowlf, "It's probably communism".

"Communism isn't the right word", said Rizzo, "You are a disgrace".

"Oh, yeah!", said Rowlf, who then proceeded to chase Rizzo, "Meow!"

Johnny Fiama (dressed as a soldier) and Sal (dressed as a pumpkin) then came to the party.

"What a lively party, eh, Johnny?", asked Sal.

"I should have never turned down that bachlor party invitation", said Johnny.

Bean Bunny then came, dressed as a baby.

"Wah! Wah!", said Bean, "Isn't my costume the cutest?"

Bobby Benson then showed up, dressed as Michael Jackson.

"Oh, yeah", said Bobby, "You should join my all-baby band".

"Uh, maybe not", said Bean.

Bobo then came, not wearing a costume.

"Hey, where's your costume?", asked Scooter.

"Costume? I have to wear a costume?", asked Bobo.

"Boooooo", said Beauregard, acting like a ghost.

"Aaahh!", screamed Bobo, "There's a ghosthere!"

"Bobo, I can't believe you didn't know you were supposed to wear a costume", said Kermit.

"I thought this was a valentines day party", said Bobo, "I've brought a lot of flowers".

The Swedish Chef, dressed as a mexican, then brought in refreshments.

"Eet and drunk oop!", said The Swedish Chef.

"Oh, wow", said Janice, "Treats!"

"I'm hungry", said Rizzo.

"I don't know what I want to eat first", said Rowlf.

"Well, I do", said Sal.

"I hope that there is some all-american treats", said Sam.

"I'll eat anything", said Sweetums, who came dressed as a farmer.

Bunsne had gotten Beaker a cup of coffee.

"Well, Beaker, I've got you a drink", said Bunsne, who then realised that with a bucket stuck on Beaker's head it was hard for Beaker to drink.

"Hmm, well, maybe I should give you a straw",s aid Bunsne.

Beaker nodded his head.

Bunsne put a straw in the cup, "Now enjoy, Beaker".

Beaker drank his coffee with a straw, but then smoke came out, burning Beaker's throat, and the bucket blasted off his head.Beaker was screaming, and then fainted, but Bunsen then lifted him back up.

"I forgot that you shouldn't drink coffee with a straw", said Bunsen.

The bucket then fell back onto Beaker's head, only backwards.

"Well, you'll have more fun later", said Bunsne, "You'll see!"

Fozzie noticed that Bobo wasn't wearing a costume.

"So, I see that you are bear-ly making it at this party?", said Fozzie.

"Yes", said Bobo, "I guess I am bear naked!"

"What filthy jokes!", scolded Sam.

"Well, I've got similar joeks, too",s aid Janice.

"And I don't want to hear them!", said Sam.

"Well, I can tell that this party will be a blast!", said Floyd.

"Did somebody say 'blast'?", asked Crazy Harry.

"No!", screamed most of the Mupets, but Crazy Harry set off an explosion anyway. Everyone coughed.

"I should have gone trick-or-treating", said Bean.

 

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Chapter 3

Gonzo found a cannon.

"Oh, wow", said Gonzo, "How did this get here?"

"Probably the backstroke", said Fozzie.

"I'll get in it", said Gonzo.

Beaker then walked right into a wall.

"Oh, with that mask on backwards you can't see a thing", said Bunsen.

"With a bucket on his head he can't see a thing", said Scooter.

"I'll take care of this", said Bono, who took the bucket and turned it around, twisting Beaker's head in the process.

"Ouch!", screamed Beaker.

"May I have everyones attention please!", yelled Bean.

"NO!", yeled everyone.

"I just wanted to put on a little halloween puppet show", sniffed Bean.

Gonzo had gotten tino the cannon.

"Ain't it a beauty?", asked Gonzo.

"Oh, yes, but where'd it come from?", asked Rizzo.

"I have no idea", said Gonzo, who tried to get out of it.

"Oh, no! I'm stuck!", said Gonzo.

"I'll unstick you", said Crazy Harry, who lit the fuse. While an explosion did come from the cannon, Gonzoi was still stuck.

"Oh, this cannon is good", said Gonzo.

The Swedish Chef then walked by.

"Huy! Huy! Dat mee cunoon, yoo pghtmwert sleepcan hughn sump scrockettttt!", shouted The Swedish Chef.

"I'm sorry I don't understand you", said Gonzo, "But I'm stuck".

"Und yoo gesyrrv eet", yelled The Swedish Chef.

"Oh, thanks", said Gonzo.

"Well, let's all just get on with the contest", said Link, "I really want to know if I win".

"Oh, I'm pretty sure you won't", said Miss Piggy.

 

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Chapter 4

Gonzo was still struggling to get out of the cannon.

"Oh, it's no use", said Gonzo, "I might be stuck forever".

"Don't worry, Gonzo", said Kermit, "we'll help you out".

Kermit held onto Gonzo's hands, and Miss Piggy grabbed Kermit, Fozzie grabbed Miss Piggy, Clifford grabbed onto Fozzie, Lew Zealand grabbed onto Fozzie, and Rowlf grabbed onto Lew Zealand.

"Pull harder!", said Gonzo.

"We're trying", said Kermit.

"I wonder why there is a cannon here in the firs tplace", said Lew.

"Maybe it's realy one of us in a halloween costume", said Fozzie.

"You mean like a monster that might be trying to eat us?", asked Rowlf.

They pulled hard... and eventually the cannon went flying over them, breaking a wall.

"I'm still stuck", said Gonzo.

"I'll help!", said Crazy Harry, who pressed down his plunger and blew up the cannon. Gonzo was now unstuck.

"Well, I'm better now", said Gonzo.

"Well, as good as you're gonna get, anyway", said Miss Piggy.

Scooter looked at his watch and said, "Hey, it's time to vote for the best costume!"

"Oh, I hope I win", said Bobo.

"You can't win", said Sam, "You're not even wearing a costume".

"I've decided to come to the party dressed like a nudist", said Bobo.

"Well, Beaker", said Bunsen, "Since that bucket has blocked your vision, maybe you should just vote for me".

"Well, I'm gonna vote for myself, okay", said Pepe.

"Okay", said Miss Piggy, "But then you'll only have one vote".

 

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Chapter 5

Scooter came up to a podeum.

"And now, it's time to announce the winner for "best costume"", said Scooter.

"Yayyy!", cheered the Muppets.

"Oh, I hope I win", said Rizzo.

Scooter looked at a card, announcing, "Third place goes to.... Beaker, as a karate jamacan!"

Everyone cheered.

"Is he really jamacan?", asked Clifford.

Beaker walked up to the stage and podeum, holding his hands in front of him.

"Beaker, you get a third place gold medal", said Scooter, handing it to Beaker, who then walked off the stage, falling off. Everybody laughed.

"He could be the next Chevy Chase", said Beauregard.

Beaker got up, and this time his bucket was miraculously off. Beaker's head had been twisted backwards, so Beaker could finally turn it over.

"Hooray!", meeped Beaker.

"And now, the second place award goes to...", said Scoote,r who looked down at his envelope, "Miss Piggy, as Wonder Woman!"

Everybody cheered. Miss Piggy came up to the stage.

"I am very disapointed", said Miss Piggy.

"Why?", asked Scooter.

"Because this means that moi am not the first place winner", said Miss Piggy.

"Well, here's your secodn place prize", said Scooter, who handed Miss Piggy a basket of fruit.

 

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Chapter 6

"And now, finally, the moment you've all been waiting for", said Scooter, "The first place winner..."

"Oh, I hope I win", said Fozzie.

"Fat chance of that", said Pepe.

"Maybe I'll win", said Robin.

"But either way, Robin, it's just a competition", said Kermit.

"Yeah, a competition with big prizes", said Robin.

"The winner is....", said Scooter.

Everyone acted nervously. The Swedish Chef crossed his fingers for luck.

"I can hardly stand the suspense", said Beauregard.

"Me, too", said Bobo.

"I am too cute to lose", said Bean.

"Maybe I'll get first place", said Bunsne.

"Mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"But you'e already gotten third place", said Bunsen.

"I ruly hope it's not Scooter, fer sure!", said Janice.

"It should be me", said Sweetums.

"You know", said Johnny Fiama, "The suspense is taking a bit long".

"Yeah, tell us who the winner is!", yelled Sal.

"WINNER! WINNER!", shouted Anmal.

Scooter then announced the winner, "...My uncle who owns the theater, J.P. Grosse as all seven dealdey sins!"

Music suddenly played as J.P. Grosse entered the stage, wearing a costume that looked like all of the seven deadley sins from The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence wrapped around him. Nobody applauded, except for Kermit.

"Hooray! My boss won! Yayyyy!", cheered Kermit, who was only cheering to please J.P.

"I can't believe the richest man here is the winner", said Pepe.

"What I can't figure out is where the music is commign from", said Dr. Teeth, "The band's not here to perform".

"Well, I must say, I am thankful to be 40 million dollars richer", said J.P. Grosse.

"I am so happy for you, uncle", said Scooter.

"I shall be on my way for a cruise", said J.P., who then fell off the stage, due to the weight of his costume.

"Hmm, I didn't even know he was at this party", said Fozzie.

"He told me not to tell anybody", said Gonzo, "He wanted his winning to be a surprise".

"Hmm, makes sense, okay", said Pepe.

"Hey, Mr. Grosse", said Johnny Fiama.

"Oh, yes, what is it?",a sked J.P.

"Will you please chose to cancel American Idol?", aske dJohny Fiama.

The End