Muppet Bizzaro World

[Xerus]

What do you suppose a Muppet Bizzaro world would be like?

Fozzie would be a confident straightman or straightbear.

Gonzo would be a normal acting hearthrob.

Miss Piggy would be sweet, shy, and insecure.

Animal would be dignified and proper.

Sam would be zany and fun loving.

Beaker would be smart and able to speak while Bunsen would speak MEEP, MEEP, and get abused by Beaker's inventions.

And Kermit would be the not too bright janitor while Beauregard would be the smart, level headed host of the show.

 

[Frogster]

And the Electric Mayhem was a country band. Statler and Waldorf were young and loved everything on the show. Also, Rowlf would be a cat.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

The Swedish Chef would love talking clearly through all of his delicious dishes.

Elmo would be grouchy and violent

Cookie Monster would be a strict dieter

Bert and Ernie would be angry, womanising homophobics!!!

 

[floydnjanicefan]

Kermit would be a toad...

 

[HeraLirambar]

Kermit would wear an eyepatch.
Miss Piggy would have pink hair.
Fozzie would hatch out of an egg and look like a furbie- wait, I'm doing this wrong.

Crazy Harry would be sane.
Sam would be like Crazy Harry.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oscar the grouch would be a rich tycoon.

Pepe would be loved by every Muppet fan everywhere, while Kermit would be egged on the street!

Bear in the big blue house would be housebound and not answer the door to anyone.

Anyone else...?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Zoot would be talkative and energetic
I would know the characteristics of any Fraggles...

 

[Vic Romano]

Bert and Ernie would be angry, womanising homophobics!!!

LOL!
Big Bird would be real crass and overly mature and disgusted with everyone who didn't understand simple instructions. He'd speak in a deep British accent and demand all sorts of crazed things like Stewie from "Family Guy"; "D*** you, Hooper! Say my name right for once you crazed old fool or I shall crush your skull with my ridiculously large foot!"
Because Mr. Hooper is among the undead in bizzaaro world.

 

[Uncle deadly]

I love family guy!
anyway, better think of a reverse muppet now that im here...
Tutter would bhe all grouchy and mean!
and dr. strangepork would be dumb and lazy.
and link would be ugly and not confident!

 

[Vic Romano]

Actually, in Muppet bizzaro world, all you'd see is human hands.