Mumford's Door-to-Door Magic Service

[minor muppetz]

(Kermit is at his home, looking at a newspaper)
Kermit: (reading paper) Oh, so the president has decided to ban...
(the sound of somebody knockign at the door is heard)
Kermit: Oh, somebody is at my door. (Kermit gets up from the table) I just hope it's not Grover.
(Kermit opens the door. Mumford is at the door)
Mumford: Hello, young frog. I am going door-to-door to perform magic to the world.
Kermit: Oh, how nice. But I already told you that the show's booked for two months and we don't have room for any magic acts.
Mumford: I know, but I am here to perform a magic service, and I'll perform one magic act, free of charge.
Kermit: Oh, how nice.
Mumford: Okay, and to show you how nice I am, I will perform my most requested trick to you for free.
Kermit: Oh, wonderful.
Mumford: And now the most-requested trick. I will wave my wand and say the magic words, and you will get feathers on your body.
Kermit: Oh, wow!
Mumford: Here is the trick! A la peanut butter snadwhiches!
(a puff of smoke appears over Kermit, and he gets green feathers all over his body)
Kermit: Hey, it really worked.
Mumford: Of course.
Kermit: Hey, that's great. Now can you please turn me back to normal?
Mumford: Of course I can.
(after a brief pause)
Kermit: Will you turn me back to normal?
Mumford: Oh, sure.
Kermit: Great.
Mumford: For five dolars.
Kermit: (shocked) WHAT?!
Mumford: Well, I promised you one free trick,a dn I performed it. To turn you back to normal, that would count as a second trick, and will cost you.
(Kermit makes a shocked facial expression, and then faints)