More Muppet Casting!

[TravellingMatt]

ANNIE:

Annie/Prairie Dawn
Daddy Warbucks/Kermit
Miss Hannigan/Miss Piggy (and watch her hit the roof over this casting)
Grace/Annie Sue
Rooster/Gonzo
Lily/Janice
Bert Healy/Guy Smiley (although quite frankly, Scooter is better off singing "You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile"...maybe for a TMS outline.)
FDR/Fozzie (and watch how he ruins that one)
Sandy/Barkley (Thanks, Kim!)
Punjab/Sweetums (If we're going with the film version)
Himself/Animal

FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (Revised):

This production would be called "Muppets On The Roof: This Ain't Kosher".

Tevye/Kermit
Golde/Miss Piggy
Tzeitel/Janice
Hodel/Wanda
Chava/Camilla
Schprintze/Annie Sue
Bielke/Zoe
Mottel/Scooter
Perchik/Floyd
Fyedka & Russian Singer/Gonzo
Lazar Wolf/Fozzie
Mordcha/Rowlf
Avram/Bunsen
Mendel/Dr. Teeth
Nachum/Zoot
Rabbi/Pops
Yenta/Hilda
Constable/Link
Grandma Tzeitel/Mokey
Fruma-Sarah/Red & Sweetums (well...actually it would be Red perched on top of Sweetums' head, with Sweetums wearing a white dropcloth with holes poked out so he could see)

Kermit: "Uh...Scooter, has everyone undergone the mandatory diversity training needed for this production?"

Scooter: "They sure have, Boss!"

(at that point the Mayhem is moving their equipment into the orchestra pit)

Dr. Teeth: "Shalom!"

 

[Skeeter8]

And since Piggy flips out over the Miss Hannigan casting, the show is never produced! :-P