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Moopet Love
Part One
It was another day in Los Angeles. On the right side of Los Angeles, it was sunny, and crime free. This is where the Muppets dwelled. On the right side, it was dark, and there was frequent crime. This is where the Moopets lived. The Moopets lived together in a big house, whether they liked it or not. It was Kermoot the toad, Miss Poogy, Roowlf the canine, Janooce, Animool, and Foozie. It's hard to tell, but they were all friends. However, Kermoot was trying to become more than friends with a certain female(?) pig.
"Roowlf! What did I tell you about using my shampoo?" Miss Poogy yelled as she walked out the bathroom.
"It's not my fault. I ran out of my own dog shampoo!" Roowlf laughed. "That's it!" Miss Poogy delivered a swift punch to Roowlf's Jaw. Foozie and Kermoot entered the room at that moment. They had some packages with them.
"A'ight Y'all, the mail's here, come get it!" Foozie yelled. Miss Poogy pushed Foozie out of the way, and picked up a package with her name on it. "What's dat?" Kermoot asked. "None of ya business, toad!" Miss Poogy yelled. Miss Poogy then left the room, and Kermoot eyed her flirtatiously as she walked out of the room. Kermoot sighed after she was gone. "Whoa man, are you a'ight?" Foozie asked.
"Yeah... It's just that Miss Poogy is so... so..."
"Ugly?" Roowlf laughed. Kermoot nudged him.
"No! She's just... There's just something about 'er that makes me feel... that makes me feel happy."
"Are we talkin' about the same pig?" Roowlf asked.
"Yeah, what are you sayin' man?" Foozie asked.
"I think I like 'er." Kermoot said finally. Both Roowlf and Foozie backed up and stared at him. "Miss Poogy? You're crazy about Miss Poogy?" Roowlf laughed. "Man, get outta here." Foozie crossed his arms. "I'm serious! If she would just open 'er heart, and see that I like her too..."
"Miss Poogy doesn't have a heart!" Roowlf yelled. Kermoot looked down and stared at the floor. Foozie gave him a comforting hand on the shoulder.
"Look, Miss Poogy just isn't one of those girls... Or men... or whatever the heck it is, but I don't think she's the relationship type." Foozie explained. Kermoot lifted his head. "Well I'm not givin' up either!" Foozie grinned a little. "A'ight, well that's great. Are you gonna stand here, or are you goin' to get your girl?" Foozie asked. "I'm gonna go get my gal!" Kermoot then ran upstairs, where Miss Poogy was.
Kermoot knocked on Miss Poogy's door.
"What?!" Miss Poogy yelled from inside.
"It's me, kermoot, can I come in?" Kermoot asked
"No, I'm getting dressed!"
"... Can I still come in?"
"If Roowlf sent you up here to see if I'm actually a man, tell him I'm gonna punch him so hard that-"
"No, No, No, I just wanna talk to ya!" Kermoot said finally. There was silence. "You just wanna talk? About what?"
"About you and me."
Miss Poogy opened the door. "You and Me? What you and me? There is no you and me!" Miss Poogy yelled.
"I know, but that's what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about... Makin' a you n' me." Kermoot blushed. Miss Poogy put her hands on her hips. "Forget it!" Miss Poogy then smacked him so hard, that he fell downstairs. Foozie then ran up to him. "Are you A'ight man?" Foozie asked.
"I love it when they play hard to get..." Kermoot said.
Later that day, Miss Poogy was laying on the couch, sharpening her knives, as usual. She lay there with a bag of chips next to her.
"Poogy, you shouldn't be eatin' those chips. You don't need to get any fatter!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy launched a knife at him, but Roowlf dodged it. "Ah ha! You missed!" Roowlf mocked. Poogy only ignored him, and continued to sharpen her knives. At that moment, Janooce, Animool, and Foozie entered the room. "Sup Poogy? Sup Roowlf?" Foozie asked.
"Can't complain." Roowlf said.
"I can." Poogy grumbled. "You always do." Animool said. "Like, for reallys." Agreed Janooce. "Well, maybe I like complaining!" Miss Poogy sassed. Kermoot then entered the room. "What's cookin' good lookin'?" Kermoot asked Poogy.
"Bacon!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy launched another knife at him, and Roowlf dodged it again. "You have the worst aim in history!" Roowlf mocked. Poogy ignored him again. "Kermoot, what do you want?" Poogy asked. "You." Kermoot smiled. "Well, this product is no longer available to ya!" Poogy yelled. Kermoot laid next to her, and put his arm around her. "I willing to pay shipping and handling for this product." Kermoot said. "Man, that don't even make sense!" Foozie exclaimed."It doesn't make any dollars either!" Roowlf laughed. "Like, that was de worst joke ever, for reallys." Janooce said. Poogy flipped Kermoot off of the couch. "Get away from me, you forest green freak!" Poogy shouted. "But, I like you!" Kermoot shouted.
"Well I don't like you! Now SCRAM!" Poogy yelled. Kermoot sweeped up what was left of his pride, and slowly made his way back to his room. As he went through his doorway, he looked at his opposite on a dart board. Every Moopet had their opposite on a dart board. Staring at the picture, Kermoot came up with an idea, but he need his opposite.
The next morning, at about 3:00 a.m., Kermoot snuck out of the house, and took a cab to the right side of Los Angeles. He went to the Muppet boarding house, and tried to open the door.
locked.
Luckily, being who he was, Kermoot was able to easily pick the lock. He tiptoed inside, and walked upstairs. He tried to find his opposite's door. They all had designs on them. One was pink with diamonds, one was purple with a big, fuzzy, J on it, another was orange with a badly hidden joy buzzer on the door handle, one that was blue with pictures of a chicken all over it, and one that was green, with a picture of all of the muppets hugging his opposite.
That had to be the one.
Kermoot opened the door, to find his opposite sleeping. He tiptoed up to him. "Yo. Yo Kerm. Wake up." Kermoot whispered. The sleepy frog woke up, screaming.
"A-Aren't you a Moopet? Wh-What are you doing here?" Kermit asked. "Shh! I just need to ask you something!" Kermoot whispered. "What?" Kermit asked.
"How'd you get that dame to like you so much?"
"You mean Miss Piggy? Well, I didn't do anything! She just likes me! Why...?" Kermit asked suspiciously
"Because I've developed feelings for Miss Poogy, and frankly, she's not interested!" Kermoot sighed.
"Well, maybe you should change your appearance."
"What's wrong with my appearance?"
"Well... I mean, nothing, but maybe that's what's turning her off." Kermit got up, and lead Kermoot to the purple door. "Jaz?" Kermit called. Jaz opened the door. "Yo." Jaz yawned. "I need you and Piggy's help to give Kermoot a makeover." Jaz's eyes widened.
"Why on earth are you helping your doppleganger?" Jaz asked. "Because he's having trouble attracting Miss Poogy." Kermit explained. Jaz nodded. "Alright." The three then headed toward the pink door. Kermit gently knocked on the door. "Piggy, it's me." Piggy open the door. She was very tired. She was wearing lingerie, that left Kermit staring with wide eyes. For a moment, Miss Piggy forgot what she wore to bed. "Yes Kermie?" Piggy said sleepily. Kermit was still staring, almost drooling. Jaz shook her head.
"Piggy, put some clothes on!" Jaz yelled.
"Hm?" Piggy looked down at herself. "Eek!" Piggy ran to go put on her robe, then ran back to the door way. Kermit was focused again. Jaz still shook her head.
"Um, Miss Piggy, can you and Jaz give Kermoot a makeover please?" Kermit asked. Miss Piggy nodded. "Wait here Kermie. C'mon Jaz, we've got some work to do." Jaz pulled Kermoot into Piggy's room with her, and shut the door behind her. Kermit remained outside of the room as he was instructed. How long was this going to take? Not long. Miss Piggy opened the door. "Kermie, meet the new Kermoot!" Piggy smiled. Jaz pushed Kermoot out of the room. He looked totally different. His sweat vest was replaced with a leather jacket, his ragedy capris, were replaced with clean blue jeans, his unibrow was shaved, his piercings were removed, his dark green skin, was now as light like Kermit's, and he was given a pair of sunglasses.
"So, Kerm, how do I look?" Kermoot asked.
"Pretty good! I think Poogy will like it!" Kermit smiled.
Kermoot smiled. "Thank youse guys! I owe ya one!" with that, Kermoot went on his way. Jaz went back to her room. "So what were you staring at earlier?" Piggy asked.
"Oh! N-Nothing! Uh, G'night Piggy!" Kermit scrambled back to his room. Piggy only smiled and shook her head. Then, she went back to bed.
The time was now 9:00 a.m., and Kermoot was now ready to dazzle Poogy. The makeover he got really changed his additude too. He felt a lot more flirty too. When the Moopets came downstairs, all of them, even Poogy, were impressed by his new look.
"Whoa Man, what happened to you? You look good!" Foozie nudged him supportively. "Yeah!" Agreed Roowlf. Miss Poogy remained silent. She had to admit, he looked pretty good, but she wouldn't say it out loud. "Kermoot, we were all gonna go to the park, wanna come?" Animool asked. Kermoot nodded. With that, they hopped in the car, and drove to the park.
At the park, there was a crowd of girls. The first thing Kermoot does is go talk to them. "Sup gals?" Kermoot asked. All of the girls giggled. On the other side of the park, was the rest of the Moopets. "What does he think he's doin'?" Poogy asked.
"I guess he finally realized he could do better than you!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy crossed her arms, and frowned. Foozie did a double take on her.
"That doesn't bother you does it?" He asked. Poogy looked at him. "No, it doesn't!" Poogy looked away.
"Haha, you're jealous!" Roowlf mocked. "For Reallys!" Janooce agreed. "I'm not jealous! Why would I be jealous?" Poogy yelled. "Because you were just fine until Kermoot started to flirt with those girls." Animool explained.
"Shutup Animool! I'm not jealous!" Poogy yelled. "Okay." Animool said, believing her. Poogy, looked at her friends skeptically. "I"M NOT JEALOUS!!!" Poogy yelled.
"We didn't say anything! We believe you!" Animool yelled.
"Wow, you really are jealous!" Roowlf laughed.
Poogy, for the very first time in Moopet history, was blushing. "Sh-Shutup Roowlf!" She stuttered. Poogy didn't want anyone to see her like this, so she ran over to the pond, and sat on the bench. Am I really... Jealous? Poogy thought. She was kind of lost. She's never been jealous before. She was the toughest of the tough. She didn't care what anyone else had, because she could just mug them, and it would be hers! And she refused to fall for a man. In fact, she let her romantic emotion dissapear! So the only was she could possibly be jealous, is if...
No.
No. Poogy didn't want to admit it. Did... Did she have... feelings for that toad?
No... Yes? No. NO!
What's gotten into me?
Poogy thought. At that moment, Kermoot sat on the bench next to her.
"Hey Poogy." He said casually. She didn't respond.
"Poogy?"
Poogy got up from the bench, and went over to her friends. "Let's go." Poogy whispered. (Shocked that she whispered?)
All of the Moopets loaded themselves back in the car, and drove away.
Miss Poogy didn't say a word the whole ride home. She seemed to not want to say a single word to anyone. When they made it home, Kermoot finally confronted her.
"Poogy, did I do something wrong?" He asked.
"Shutup." Poogy yelled.
"But I wanted to say-"
"Shutup!"
"But-"
"Kermoot if you say somethin' else, I'll kill ya!"
Kermoot wasn't sure what he'd do next. He didn't want Poogy to be mad at him, so he did the only thing he felt he could do.
He kissed her quickly.
Poogy slapped him.
Kermoot decided to grasp her this time. To embrace her, and kiss her longer this time. Except something was different. Poogy was completely melted in his arms, kissing back as he kissed her. Then wouldn't have stopped if it wasn't for Foozie pulling them apart... Well... Their lips anyway... Kermoot and Poogy stared at eachother lovingly.
"You know I love you right?" Kermoot murmured.
"Yeah, Whateva..." Poogy smiled.
Part One
It was another day in Los Angeles. On the right side of Los Angeles, it was sunny, and crime free. This is where the Muppets dwelled. On the right side, it was dark, and there was frequent crime. This is where the Moopets lived. The Moopets lived together in a big house, whether they liked it or not. It was Kermoot the toad, Miss Poogy, Roowlf the canine, Janooce, Animool, and Foozie. It's hard to tell, but they were all friends. However, Kermoot was trying to become more than friends with a certain female(?) pig.
"Roowlf! What did I tell you about using my shampoo?" Miss Poogy yelled as she walked out the bathroom.
"It's not my fault. I ran out of my own dog shampoo!" Roowlf laughed. "That's it!" Miss Poogy delivered a swift punch to Roowlf's Jaw. Foozie and Kermoot entered the room at that moment. They had some packages with them.
"A'ight Y'all, the mail's here, come get it!" Foozie yelled. Miss Poogy pushed Foozie out of the way, and picked up a package with her name on it. "What's dat?" Kermoot asked. "None of ya business, toad!" Miss Poogy yelled. Miss Poogy then left the room, and Kermoot eyed her flirtatiously as she walked out of the room. Kermoot sighed after she was gone. "Whoa man, are you a'ight?" Foozie asked.
"Yeah... It's just that Miss Poogy is so... so..."
"Ugly?" Roowlf laughed. Kermoot nudged him.
"No! She's just... There's just something about 'er that makes me feel... that makes me feel happy."
"Are we talkin' about the same pig?" Roowlf asked.
"Yeah, what are you sayin' man?" Foozie asked.
"I think I like 'er." Kermoot said finally. Both Roowlf and Foozie backed up and stared at him. "Miss Poogy? You're crazy about Miss Poogy?" Roowlf laughed. "Man, get outta here." Foozie crossed his arms. "I'm serious! If she would just open 'er heart, and see that I like her too..."
"Miss Poogy doesn't have a heart!" Roowlf yelled. Kermoot looked down and stared at the floor. Foozie gave him a comforting hand on the shoulder.
"Look, Miss Poogy just isn't one of those girls... Or men... or whatever the heck it is, but I don't think she's the relationship type." Foozie explained. Kermoot lifted his head. "Well I'm not givin' up either!" Foozie grinned a little. "A'ight, well that's great. Are you gonna stand here, or are you goin' to get your girl?" Foozie asked. "I'm gonna go get my gal!" Kermoot then ran upstairs, where Miss Poogy was.
Kermoot knocked on Miss Poogy's door.
"What?!" Miss Poogy yelled from inside.
"It's me, kermoot, can I come in?" Kermoot asked
"No, I'm getting dressed!"
"... Can I still come in?"
"If Roowlf sent you up here to see if I'm actually a man, tell him I'm gonna punch him so hard that-"
"No, No, No, I just wanna talk to ya!" Kermoot said finally. There was silence. "You just wanna talk? About what?"
"About you and me."
Miss Poogy opened the door. "You and Me? What you and me? There is no you and me!" Miss Poogy yelled.
"I know, but that's what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about... Makin' a you n' me." Kermoot blushed. Miss Poogy put her hands on her hips. "Forget it!" Miss Poogy then smacked him so hard, that he fell downstairs. Foozie then ran up to him. "Are you A'ight man?" Foozie asked.
"I love it when they play hard to get..." Kermoot said.
Later that day, Miss Poogy was laying on the couch, sharpening her knives, as usual. She lay there with a bag of chips next to her.
"Poogy, you shouldn't be eatin' those chips. You don't need to get any fatter!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy launched a knife at him, but Roowlf dodged it. "Ah ha! You missed!" Roowlf mocked. Poogy only ignored him, and continued to sharpen her knives. At that moment, Janooce, Animool, and Foozie entered the room. "Sup Poogy? Sup Roowlf?" Foozie asked.
"Can't complain." Roowlf said.
"I can." Poogy grumbled. "You always do." Animool said. "Like, for reallys." Agreed Janooce. "Well, maybe I like complaining!" Miss Poogy sassed. Kermoot then entered the room. "What's cookin' good lookin'?" Kermoot asked Poogy.
"Bacon!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy launched another knife at him, and Roowlf dodged it again. "You have the worst aim in history!" Roowlf mocked. Poogy ignored him again. "Kermoot, what do you want?" Poogy asked. "You." Kermoot smiled. "Well, this product is no longer available to ya!" Poogy yelled. Kermoot laid next to her, and put his arm around her. "I willing to pay shipping and handling for this product." Kermoot said. "Man, that don't even make sense!" Foozie exclaimed."It doesn't make any dollars either!" Roowlf laughed. "Like, that was de worst joke ever, for reallys." Janooce said. Poogy flipped Kermoot off of the couch. "Get away from me, you forest green freak!" Poogy shouted. "But, I like you!" Kermoot shouted.
"Well I don't like you! Now SCRAM!" Poogy yelled. Kermoot sweeped up what was left of his pride, and slowly made his way back to his room. As he went through his doorway, he looked at his opposite on a dart board. Every Moopet had their opposite on a dart board. Staring at the picture, Kermoot came up with an idea, but he need his opposite.
The next morning, at about 3:00 a.m., Kermoot snuck out of the house, and took a cab to the right side of Los Angeles. He went to the Muppet boarding house, and tried to open the door.
locked.
Luckily, being who he was, Kermoot was able to easily pick the lock. He tiptoed inside, and walked upstairs. He tried to find his opposite's door. They all had designs on them. One was pink with diamonds, one was purple with a big, fuzzy, J on it, another was orange with a badly hidden joy buzzer on the door handle, one that was blue with pictures of a chicken all over it, and one that was green, with a picture of all of the muppets hugging his opposite.
That had to be the one.
Kermoot opened the door, to find his opposite sleeping. He tiptoed up to him. "Yo. Yo Kerm. Wake up." Kermoot whispered. The sleepy frog woke up, screaming.
"A-Aren't you a Moopet? Wh-What are you doing here?" Kermit asked. "Shh! I just need to ask you something!" Kermoot whispered. "What?" Kermit asked.
"How'd you get that dame to like you so much?"
"You mean Miss Piggy? Well, I didn't do anything! She just likes me! Why...?" Kermit asked suspiciously
"Because I've developed feelings for Miss Poogy, and frankly, she's not interested!" Kermoot sighed.
"Well, maybe you should change your appearance."
"What's wrong with my appearance?"
"Well... I mean, nothing, but maybe that's what's turning her off." Kermit got up, and lead Kermoot to the purple door. "Jaz?" Kermit called. Jaz opened the door. "Yo." Jaz yawned. "I need you and Piggy's help to give Kermoot a makeover." Jaz's eyes widened.
"Why on earth are you helping your doppleganger?" Jaz asked. "Because he's having trouble attracting Miss Poogy." Kermit explained. Jaz nodded. "Alright." The three then headed toward the pink door. Kermit gently knocked on the door. "Piggy, it's me." Piggy open the door. She was very tired. She was wearing lingerie, that left Kermit staring with wide eyes. For a moment, Miss Piggy forgot what she wore to bed. "Yes Kermie?" Piggy said sleepily. Kermit was still staring, almost drooling. Jaz shook her head.
"Piggy, put some clothes on!" Jaz yelled.
"Hm?" Piggy looked down at herself. "Eek!" Piggy ran to go put on her robe, then ran back to the door way. Kermit was focused again. Jaz still shook her head.
"Um, Miss Piggy, can you and Jaz give Kermoot a makeover please?" Kermit asked. Miss Piggy nodded. "Wait here Kermie. C'mon Jaz, we've got some work to do." Jaz pulled Kermoot into Piggy's room with her, and shut the door behind her. Kermit remained outside of the room as he was instructed. How long was this going to take? Not long. Miss Piggy opened the door. "Kermie, meet the new Kermoot!" Piggy smiled. Jaz pushed Kermoot out of the room. He looked totally different. His sweat vest was replaced with a leather jacket, his ragedy capris, were replaced with clean blue jeans, his unibrow was shaved, his piercings were removed, his dark green skin, was now as light like Kermit's, and he was given a pair of sunglasses.
"So, Kerm, how do I look?" Kermoot asked.
"Pretty good! I think Poogy will like it!" Kermit smiled.
Kermoot smiled. "Thank youse guys! I owe ya one!" with that, Kermoot went on his way. Jaz went back to her room. "So what were you staring at earlier?" Piggy asked.
"Oh! N-Nothing! Uh, G'night Piggy!" Kermit scrambled back to his room. Piggy only smiled and shook her head. Then, she went back to bed.
The time was now 9:00 a.m., and Kermoot was now ready to dazzle Poogy. The makeover he got really changed his additude too. He felt a lot more flirty too. When the Moopets came downstairs, all of them, even Poogy, were impressed by his new look.
"Whoa Man, what happened to you? You look good!" Foozie nudged him supportively. "Yeah!" Agreed Roowlf. Miss Poogy remained silent. She had to admit, he looked pretty good, but she wouldn't say it out loud. "Kermoot, we were all gonna go to the park, wanna come?" Animool asked. Kermoot nodded. With that, they hopped in the car, and drove to the park.
At the park, there was a crowd of girls. The first thing Kermoot does is go talk to them. "Sup gals?" Kermoot asked. All of the girls giggled. On the other side of the park, was the rest of the Moopets. "What does he think he's doin'?" Poogy asked.
"I guess he finally realized he could do better than you!" Roowlf laughed. Poogy crossed her arms, and frowned. Foozie did a double take on her.
"That doesn't bother you does it?" He asked. Poogy looked at him. "No, it doesn't!" Poogy looked away.
"Haha, you're jealous!" Roowlf mocked. "For Reallys!" Janooce agreed. "I'm not jealous! Why would I be jealous?" Poogy yelled. "Because you were just fine until Kermoot started to flirt with those girls." Animool explained.
"Shutup Animool! I'm not jealous!" Poogy yelled. "Okay." Animool said, believing her. Poogy, looked at her friends skeptically. "I"M NOT JEALOUS!!!" Poogy yelled.
"We didn't say anything! We believe you!" Animool yelled.
"Wow, you really are jealous!" Roowlf laughed.
Poogy, for the very first time in Moopet history, was blushing. "Sh-Shutup Roowlf!" She stuttered. Poogy didn't want anyone to see her like this, so she ran over to the pond, and sat on the bench. Am I really... Jealous? Poogy thought. She was kind of lost. She's never been jealous before. She was the toughest of the tough. She didn't care what anyone else had, because she could just mug them, and it would be hers! And she refused to fall for a man. In fact, she let her romantic emotion dissapear! So the only was she could possibly be jealous, is if...
No.
No. Poogy didn't want to admit it. Did... Did she have... feelings for that toad?
No... Yes? No. NO!
What's gotten into me?
Poogy thought. At that moment, Kermoot sat on the bench next to her.
"Hey Poogy." He said casually. She didn't respond.
"Poogy?"
Poogy got up from the bench, and went over to her friends. "Let's go." Poogy whispered. (Shocked that she whispered?)
All of the Moopets loaded themselves back in the car, and drove away.
Miss Poogy didn't say a word the whole ride home. She seemed to not want to say a single word to anyone. When they made it home, Kermoot finally confronted her.
"Poogy, did I do something wrong?" He asked.
"Shutup." Poogy yelled.
"But I wanted to say-"
"Shutup!"
"But-"
"Kermoot if you say somethin' else, I'll kill ya!"
Kermoot wasn't sure what he'd do next. He didn't want Poogy to be mad at him, so he did the only thing he felt he could do.
He kissed her quickly.
Poogy slapped him.
Kermoot decided to grasp her this time. To embrace her, and kiss her longer this time. Except something was different. Poogy was completely melted in his arms, kissing back as he kissed her. Then wouldn't have stopped if it wasn't for Foozie pulling them apart... Well... Their lips anyway... Kermoot and Poogy stared at eachother lovingly.
"You know I love you right?" Kermoot murmured.
"Yeah, Whateva..." Poogy smiled.